I had a non-english speaking fellow take me private last night and try to explain that he's a "murder" fetishist, and I was confused and asked him things like, "wait sooo do you want to choke me? beat me to death? I don't quite know what you want to do here" (amazingly, I was so tired at this point that I didn't even blink at the phrase "I got to murder u sexy i want to watch u murder" I just launched into, "mmmmmkay, so exactly how are we going to do this whole murder thing?" lmao) it was like pulling teeth to get the proper information out of him but in the end what he was actually looking for was sleep fetish, where i pretend to sleep and he, i dunno, jerks off on my slumbering face. But yeah, chalk one up in the "original shit" column, "I got to murder u sexy i want to watch u murder"
I explained patiently afterwards that he should really get his terminology straight, as most models would be fine with pretending to sleep during private, but the vast majority don't take kindly to death threats.