Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Omne35]

Well, wtf? This was a model, who argued with me because her KNIGHT told her something different.
What was the argument about? Queen Elizabeth II funeral date...

Her knight told her it happens on September 20th, Tuesday.. I told her the CORRECT date of the 19th.
On the day of the 19th, I told her I won't be there because I am watching it on TV.. she accused me of lying BECAUSE her KNIGHt told her the funeral is taking place the following day.
Then, on the next day, the 20th, in the evening I left her room, ate and fell asleep.. she started to send me annoying messages and was sarcastic saying "the queen's funeral today must have impacted you too much you fell asleep".


Umm what? I had told her multiple times the date, yet she continues to believe her stupid knight for giving her wrong info?
PLUS, how can I lie about this? It was literally ALL over the news everywhere and can be seen on every search engine etc. In the Uk alone it was watched by 30million (not sure the exact numbers since somewhere says 26.5 and somewhere says 35million so I dunno).. but yeah, apparently I lied haha.. i mean, wtf?

Not sure if her knight is British or where he is from (she has 3 knights, not sure where any are from).. but I sure hope he isn't wow.

If she's acting like that why are you visiting her room? Sending sarcastic messages would kill it for me immediately.

 

[NotYou]

If she's acting like that why are you visiting her room? Sending sarcastic messages would kill it for me immediately.

Up until these few days, she has always been great and not cared about stuff, so I am not sure wtf is happening or why. It was/is strange she suddenly started to do it. I will see how messages go today from her if she is on

 

[Ozzie_]

Well, wtf? This was a model, who argued with me because her KNIGHT told her something different.
What was the argument about? Queen Elizabeth II funeral date...

Her knight told her it happens on September 20th, Tuesday.. I told her the CORRECT date of the 19th.

Hmm, sadly her Knight is possibly from Australia, Liz's funeral was on the evening of Tuesday 20th for us down here. It's another example of some people not quite realising that the world of camsites is INTERNATIONAL. Or not understanding how time-zones operate.

 

[Deleted member 63844]

 

[NotYou]

Hmm, sadly her Knight is possibly from Australia, Liz's funeral was on the evening of Tuesday 20th for us down here. It's another example of some people not quite realising that the world of camsites is INTERNATIONAL. Or not understanding how time-zones operate.

I just saw, no none are from Australia, so I dunno - Belgium, Serbia, and UK.
I hope it wasn't the Uk guy who got it wrong

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I ... I dunno what to say to this, it's both a WTF and a "LOLZ"

 

[darcyduke]

USER: I tip u tonnes yesterday, and now u wont talk to me till i tip today. i am more than generous.

?

 

[Jay_Storm]

Well, this one may just be the most bizarre for some time.
Newcomer to my friend's room tipped a lot of tokens and then went private.
On returning to the public stream, she accused an ever-present obsessed regular of having created this new account.
Seems he had given himself away during the private by several things, including asking her who her favourite regular is.
Instead of just admitting it, this guy then went into a hugely embarrassing show of holding a conversation with himself in the chat to try and *prove* they were different people.
And the rest of us could tell from the way he was writing that it was indeed him. SMH.

There used to be a regular in the room I mod for who occasionally did this. But his worst behavior was when some other user was on a tipping run and getting attention he would suddenly request pvt. Important note: the model needed glasses but did not always wear them. So she would accept the pvt thinking it was the big tipper. Then once in pvt he would wait until she realized it was him and not the tipper. In the meantime the tipper had often left the room. It was a stupid jealous move and he is now gone.

 

[Hiunds]

There used to be a regular in the room I mod for who occasionally did this. But his worst behavior was when some other user was on a tipping run and getting attention he would suddenly request pvt. Important note: the model needed glasses but did not always wear them. So she would accept the pvt thinking it was the big tipper. Then once in pvt he would wait until she realized it was him and not the tipper. In the meantime the tipper had often left the room. It was a stupid jealous move and he is now gone.

I have seen that move over and over and over. Obnoxious. Not only deprives the model of the full benefit of the big tipper, but often others get involved once he slows down.

 

[Smoothie]

There used to be a regular in the room I mod for who occasionally did this. But his worst behavior was when some other user was on a tipping run and getting attention he would suddenly request pvt. Important note: the model needed glasses but did not always wear them. So she would accept the pvt thinking it was the big tipper. Then once in pvt he would wait until she realized it was him and not the tipper. In the meantime the tipper had often left the room. It was a stupid jealous move and he is now gone.

I have seen this happen a lot. It’s a major dick move. Sometimes you could make the argument it was just bad timing, but often you can tell it was deliberate, just to stop the other tippers’ momentum and refocus the model on that one needy member.

Some models will ask them to wait, but sometimes they accept the private request regardless of how fast the public tips are coming in. Whether the lost public tokens are worth the private show is for the model to decide. But I know from a tipper’s point of view, it often ends my tipping for the day because it puts me in a foul mood, and I end up leaving rather than sit there annoyed.

On the flip side, I tend to buy a lot of private shows myself. I try to be courteous about my timing when I request them, for this reason. If someone else is tipping publicly at a good pace, I save my private request for the next lull in tips. And in the meantime, I’ll join the public tipping.

 

[Hiunds]

I have seen this happen a lot. It’s a major dick move. Sometimes you could make the argument it was just bad timing, but often you can tell it was deliberate, just to stop the other tippers’ momentum and refocus the model on that one needy member.

Some models will ask them to wait, but sometimes they accept the private request regardless of how fast the public tips are coming in. Whether the lost public tokens are worth the private show is for the model to decide. But I know from a tipper’s point of view, it often ends my tipping for the day because it puts me in a foul mood, and I end up leaving rather than sit there annoyed.

On the flip side, I tend to buy a lot of private shows myself. I try to be courteous about my timing when I request them, for this reason. If someone else is tipping publicly at a good pace, I save my private request for the next lull in tips. And in the meantime, I’ll join the public tipping.

yes, I have had exactly two models say "no privates" when I was tipping a lot and I made sure to thank them specifically for it and tip a little extra because a lot of models just roll right in to privates as soon as they come in on Stripchat (or have it set up to auto accept).

 

[Jay_Storm]

I have seen this happen a lot. It’s a major dick move. Sometimes you could make the argument it was just bad timing, but often you can tell it was deliberate, just to stop the other tippers’ momentum and refocus the model on that one needy member.

Some models will ask them to wait, but sometimes they accept the private request regardless of how fast the public tips are coming in. Whether the lost public tokens are worth the private show is for the model to decide. But I know from a tipper’s point of view, it often ends my tipping for the day because it puts me in a foul mood, and I end up leaving rather than sit there annoyed.

On the flip side, I tend to buy a lot of private shows myself. I try to be courteous about my timing when I request them, for this reason. If someone else is tipping publicly at a good pace, I save my private request for the next lull in tips. And in the meantime, I’ll join the public tipping.

This was deliberate and eventually got the guy banned.

Personally I always ask a model before hitting the pvt button.

 

[Deleted member 63844]

I have seen this happen a lot. It’s a major dick move. Sometimes you could make the argument it was just bad timing, but often you can tell it was deliberate, just to stop the other tippers’ momentum and refocus the model on that one needy member.

Some models will ask them to wait, but sometimes they accept the private request regardless of how fast the public tips are coming in. Whether the lost public tokens are worth the private show is for the model to decide. But I know from a tipper’s point of view, it often ends my tipping for the day because it puts me in a foul mood, and I end up leaving rather than sit there annoyed.

On the flip side, I tend to buy a lot of private shows myself. I try to be courteous about my timing when I request them, for this reason. If someone else is tipping publicly at a good pace, I save my private request for the next lull in tips. And in the meantime, I’ll join the public tipping.

The worst is when it happens on streamate because as the model you have 0 choice in the matter

 

[misterical]

The worst is when it happens on streamate because as the model you have 0 choice in the matter

I know that SM and others like it are platforms set up for going pvt but I always ask the model prior to doing anything, even tipping for a striptease or flash. I think it's the courteous thing to do. Unfortunately, these platforms are full of guys who just want to treat the models like sex robots.

It's interesting you mention tipping in SM though. Something I've noticed is that UK/US models seem to have way busier rooms with guys hanging around longer and tipping regularly than Latina models do. I love Latina models so I spend most of my time in those rooms and notice they are a lot quieter and that in SM terms, pvt shows seem to be the main goal for them and not tips.

 

[rockin_rod]

Overnight, the model I mod for on CB sent me a DM showing a screenshot from her show on Stripchat.
Someone had written in the public chat that they were me, quoting my CB username, and made up some BS about not being able to log in on CB.
Guess they had been watching the show on CB and noted I wasn't in the room.
The model asked him to confirm his name, and of course he didn't reply.
But just can't get my head around what this person thought they could achieve by pretending to be me, unless just hoping for a PM to reply with a dick picture (or something even worse) attached.

 

[Awesome_Alexa]

about two days ago this guy said he was trans or something and wanted a hot girl to cut his dick off! ummm what?

 

[Awesome_Alexa]

being trans is okay but its just how he said it. had to be there. lol


i mean i kinda get the whole trans thing (somewhat) i hate my boobies and sometimes wish i was close to completely flat but that's kinda because i hate bras and back pain.

 

[yummybrownfox]

The worst is when it happens on streamate because as the model you have 0 choice in the matter

I was just thinking the same thing. Hell, you could be in the middle of a conversation with a member you really like...or you could be in the middle of fulfilling a "Show feet" tip request...and then BAM! Some random member can just take you into a premium session (without asking first) that you don't get the option to accept or deny. I really hope that SM members realize that when that happens, it's not the model doing it intentionally.

 

[Smoothie]

Overnight, the model I mod for on CB sent me a DM showing a screenshot from her show on Stripchat.
Someone had written in the public chat that they were me, quoting my CB username, and made up some BS about not being able to log in on CB.
Guess they had been watching the show on CB and noted I wasn't in the room.
The model asked him to confirm his name, and of course he didn't reply.
But just can't get my head around what this person thought they could achieve by pretending to be me, unless just hoping for a PM to reply with a dick picture (or something even worse) attached.

I had that happen to me once, too. In fact, it was also someone on Stripchat trying to impersonate me by using my CB username.

I first became aware that my CB name was already taken on SC when I created my SC account and had to pick something different. I was ready to chalk it up to coincidence - it’s not impossible that someone might come up with the same username on their own. But he apparently was going into a specific model’s SC room because he knew I was a regular in her CB shows. So he created a SC account with my CB username and attempted to convince the model he was me. (Failed right away, and then she told me about it later.)

I still don’t know what he hoped to gain from “being me” other than a basic level of friendliness with the model. Or to perhaps sabotage that goodwill… who knows.

 

[inertvolcano]

What kind of person has the time for this pointless special agent shit?

 

[rockin_rod]

I had that happen to me once, too. In fact, it was also someone on Stripchat trying to impersonate me by using my CB username.

I first became aware that my CB name was already taken on SC when I created my SC account and had to pick something different. I was ready to chalk it up to coincidence - it’s not impossible that someone might come up with the same username on their own. But he apparently was going into a specific model’s SC room because he knew I was a regular in her CB shows. So he created a SC account with my CB username and attempted to convince the model he was me. (Failed right away, and then she told me about it later.)

I still don’t know what he hoped to gain from “being me” other than a basic level of friendliness with the model. Or to perhaps sabotage that goodwill… who knows.

Someone also created a Stripchat or Xhamster account with my CB username fairly recently, although the guy I just wrote about was using some unrelated grey account name when saying he was me....... just weird.

 

[misterical]

Someone also created a Stripchat or Xhamster account with my CB username fairly recently, although the guy I just wrote about was using some unrelated grey account name when saying he was me....... just weird.

If someone went to the effort of impersonating me on a cam site, I think I'd send them money. And sympathy. I'm a tragic bastard as it is. I can't imagine how tragic you'd have to be to want to be a pretend me.

 

[NotYou]

If someone went to the effort of impersonating me on a cam site, I think I'd send them money. And sympathy. I'm a tragic bastard as it is. I can't imagine how tragic you'd have to be to want to be a pretend me.

Hahaha this is me too, and i have definitely had a couple of people try to impersonate me, on Skype for example. Luckily with models that I already know and communicate with and they knew instantly it isn't me. Some guys just see how well you get on with a model and try get in on it, yet they don't say/do anything you have been like with the model - ever haha. It's very tragic unfortunately but it happens. These are 2 i know of, i hope there are not more lol.

 

[Hiunds]

Translation:

“You are powerful, controlling and supernatural. Transcend the stages of sex to reach the orgasm of madness of the great devil”

“The demonic woman is the most beautiful and sacred witch of the gods”

I am sure the model’s reaction was “Uhhhhh … thanks?”

 

[Diana_Devil]

edwardsbuck434:
I love to fuck you with my 12in long Dick if you will let me
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DianaDevil:
12 inch long hahahaha ............................
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edwardsbuck434:
Let me but it inside of your Pussy or your ass and you will see
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DianaDevil:
if i wanted to do endoscopy i go to the doctor i dont want a dick for that



I SIMPLY cound not get it anymore ! wtf its this maddness about 5 bilions inch dick ... ........................ how this motherfuckers think i may get exited or feel plesure by a fucking extremelly long shit going and hitting in all my organs and make me bleed and scream in pain !??? fuck them all !

 

[inertvolcano]

lol I just came here to post this one.

kakapipi005
u know mi dick can go beyond your stomach

model
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kakapipi005
im serious I HAVE 17inches in mi dick

 

[Diana_Devil]

lol I just came here to post this one.

kakapipi005
u know mi dick can go beyond your stomach

model
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kakapipi005
im serious I HAVE 17inches in mi dick

i dont know why they need us with such long dicks , they can easly suck it by themselves or bend it and stick it in ass .

PS , now i feel better mine only gave me an 12 inch one damm i am trully lucky

 

[ArcticKitty]

"I won't date bi chicks without a non-monogamy deal. They're only getting half of their sexuality fulfilled and will always be resentful or cheating."


I don't think you have to worry much about dating bi chicks...

 

[Awesome_Alexa]

well...... something i wondered... the weirdest usernames you guys have seen? some people have odd usernames and they say stupid shit too. like this dude flamingfartguy that name always makes me laugh.

 

[yummybrownfox]

edwardsbuck434:
I love to fuck you with my 12in long Dick if you will let me
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DianaDevil:
12 inch long hahahaha ............................
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edwardsbuck434:
Let me but it inside of your Pussy or your ass and you will see
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DianaDevil:
if i wanted to do endoscopy i go to the doctor i dont want a dick for that



I SIMPLY cound not get it anymore ! wtf its this maddness about 5 bilions inch dick ... ........................ how this motherfuckers think i may get exited or feel plesure by a fucking extremelly long shit going and hitting in all my organs and make me bleed and scream in pain !??? fuck them all !

It's mind-boggling that there are guys who really assume that all women crave to have big 'ole elephant dick all up in their belly. ? But what's really mind-boggling to me is having to tell a man "No, your dick's not in...you're humping my thigh." ? Poor thing.

 

[NotYou]

I won't even make a comment on this.
I don't know why people think cam sites are platforms to air such issues and the whole thing was him starting it in a random way. The model said nothing verbally or written to start this.
Granted when I told him this is not the place and to go elsewhere, he did after saying "ok".