Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Highlander884]

Sounds like he was also assuming that u were dumb too!

 

[misterical]

Guy ordered a custom vid from me on Xmas eve, I told him 3 day delivery wasn’t currently available due to Xmas holidays, so he ordered 1 week delivery, I received this message on Xmas day ?

I can imagine him sitting there, dick in hand, refreshing his inbox. I mean, I'm actively trying NOT to imagine it as anything more than words on the page but......

 

[NotYou]

whitecuntspounder
We are looking for a beautiful white girl(single or couple,racist STOP) who would suck and worship my big black cock together with my wife. Interracial content. We are interracial couple from Amsterdam. Im Senegalese 27. my wife is Dutch 22. We are new here. Interested can send us mesage.

 

[Lilly_____]

what did i just read


"Hey gorgeous I had a question about a custom video idea and absolutely no problem if you cant do this lol its kinda strange but my mother recently passed away I didn't like her to say the least but I was wondering if you could make a video saying really mean things about her and masterbaiting some basically you pretending to make her death you're pleasure I dont really know why but seeing a girl so much prettier then she could have ever dreamed of being talking about her and knowing shes burning in hell being able to do nothing about it except hopefully hear it is such a huge turn on it just feels so sadistic and mean lol but again absolutely no problem again if you can't do it I'll completely understand haha you are just literally perfect and it would be so epic to watch perfection vs garbage lol"

 

[misterical]

what did i just read


"Hey gorgeous I had a question about a custom video idea and absolutely no problem if you cant do this lol its kinda strange but my mother recently passed away I didn't like her to say the least but I was wondering if you could make a video saying really mean things about her and masterbaiting some basically you pretending to make her death you're pleasure I dont really know why but seeing a girl so much prettier then she could have ever dreamed of being talking about her and knowing shes burning in hell being able to do nothing about it except hopefully hear it is such a huge turn on it just feels so sadistic and mean lol but again absolutely no problem again if you can't do it I'll completely understand haha you are just literally perfect and it would be so epic to watch perfection vs garbage lol"

And now what did I just read?

 

[Highlander884]

Erm while I've heard of people getting off moaning or ofc insulting the person screwing but this is whole new level.
Tbh I don't think the guy was trolling either, he was genuine sounding.

 

[darcyduke]

what did i just read


"Hey gorgeous I had a question about a custom video idea and absolutely no problem if you cant do this lol its kinda strange but my mother recently passed away I didn't like her to say the least but I was wondering if you could make a video saying really mean things about her and masterbaiting some basically you pretending to make her death you're pleasure I dont really know why but seeing a girl so much prettier then she could have ever dreamed of being talking about her and knowing shes burning in hell being able to do nothing about it except hopefully hear it is such a huge turn on it just feels so sadistic and mean lol but again absolutely no problem again if you can't do it I'll completely understand haha you are just literally perfect and it would be so epic to watch perfection vs garbage lol"

Wow, I get requests to talk about mothers, but never dead mothers. Nothing surprises me these days though...

 

[Ich Bin]

what did i just read


"Hey gorgeous I had a question about a custom video idea and absolutely no problem if you cant do this lol its kinda strange but my mother recently passed away I didn't like her to say the least but I was wondering if you could make a video saying really mean things about her and masterbaiting some basically you pretending to make her death you're pleasure I dont really know why but seeing a girl so much prettier then she could have ever dreamed of being talking about her and knowing shes burning in hell being able to do nothing about it except hopefully hear it is such a huge turn on it just feels so sadistic and mean lol but again absolutely no problem again if you can't do it I'll completely understand haha you are just literally perfect and it would be so epic to watch perfection vs garbage lol"

I had to read his request twice. I thought I was misunderstanding it. I wasn't. I find it beyond disturbing.

 

[mika_kedi]

what did i just read


"Hey gorgeous I had a question about a custom video idea and absolutely no problem if you cant do this lol its kinda strange but my mother recently passed away I didn't like her to say the least but I was wondering if you could make a video saying really mean things about her and masterbaiting some basically you pretending to make her death you're pleasure I dont really know why but seeing a girl so much prettier then she could have ever dreamed of being talking about her and knowing shes burning in hell being able to do nothing about it except hopefully hear it is such a huge turn on it just feels so sadistic and mean lol but again absolutely no problem again if you can't do it I'll completely understand haha you are just literally perfect and it would be so epic to watch perfection vs garbage lol"

I am sure I've seen this exact request worded the same way before, possibly in this thread even.

 

[Lilly_____]

I am sure I've seen this exact request worded the same way before, possibly in this thread even.

Oh it wouldn't surprise me if this weirdo has been asking for this for a lot of girls... after years of shitty people with shitty requests I'm not exactly shocked by this but what really annoyed me was the amount of "lol"s and "haha"s.

 

[Ozzie_]

whitecuntspounder
We are looking for a beautiful white girl(single or couple,racist STOP) who would suck and worship my big black cock together with my wife. Interracial content. We are interracial couple from Amsterdam. Im Senegalese 27. my wife is Dutch 22. We are new here. Interested can send us mesage.

Charming, subtle username

 

[CallMeMaria]

USER starts by breaking down a very basic scenario for pvt...

USER
use your imagination otherwise. Good?
ME
yes
ME
I've been camming for 10 years. I know how to do my job
USER
me either but some girls need everything explained to them
ME
Are you serious? How rude are you!
USER
Not rude, but I know that some girls aren't clever


? ? ? ?

I can't even begin to tell you how angry this made me. He was a tipper too, but was banned for sheer rudeness.

I know this guy. He came to me the day after this to ask me AITA. I told him that he is indeed the asshole and that he got exactly what he deserved from you, a ban.

He is a rude MF.

 

[darcyduke]

I know this guy. He came to me the day after this to ask me AITA. I told him that he is indeed the asshole and that he got exactly what he deserved from you, a ban.

He is a rude MF.

He is! Did he tell you that he has millions of tokens too, so doesn't care if he is banned...? Such a knob.

 

[darcyduke]

ME
get tipping and we'll do this.
USER
Let me finish my toast in bed first ?
ME
You have been in my room for an hour and tipped nothing.
USER
Patience is a virtue.

BANNED.

 

[NotYou]

This is a gold user on SC and he had not tipped a single token, yet:


3:07 PM
Imonit121
Baby show beautiful boobs

3:08 PM
Imonit121
I'm getting bored

3:08 PM
Imonit121
Baby do something

3:08 PM
[ ME ]
@Imonit121 then tip for her to do something if you're bored

3:09 PM
[ MODEL ]
@[ ME ] thank you

3:09 PM
Imonit121
@[ MODEL ] wateva

 

[Ozzie_]

Level 45 user on SC just now:

I am a nymphomaniac I adore you . I love you . Wow my love I can't wait I want you .I want to enjoy with you fornication hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . My love, I am here to make you enjoy fornication and make your pussy vibrate and ejaculate your semen.

 

[rockin_rod]

there was definitely no man there so I don't understand what this guy has been smoking:
1:34 PM
Puschkin31
Who is the man behind you upstairs

Probably suggesting there *had* to be a man involved in her camming situation somewhere (SO, hubby, BF, even a studio owner, etc). Not literally a man in the room with her.
Maybe chauvinistic behaviour, maybe a fantasy idea, perhaps both.

 

[Smoothie]

Level 45 user on SC just now:

I am a nymphomaniac I adore you . I love you . Wow my love I can't wait I want you .I want to enjoy with you fornication hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . My love, I am here to make you enjoy fornication and make your pussy vibrate and ejaculate your semen.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the word fornication used in dirty talk before. Usually, it’s used by people who are going out of their way to NOT talk dirty (like televangelists, or those old Church Lady sketches).

 

[Ozzie_]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the word fornication used in dirty talk before. Usually, it’s used by people who are going out of their way to NOT talk dirty (like televangelists, or those old Church Lady sketches).

Yeah I just assumed non-native English speaker. Translators will often push you towards more formal terminology.

 

[THE MOLLIE MARIE]

Probably suggesting there *had* to be a man involved in her camming situation somewhere (SO, hubby, BF, even a studio owner, etc). Not literally a man in the room with her.
Maybe chauvinistic behaviour, maybe a fantasy idea, perhaps both.

idk, I think a lot of times these comments specifying that they've seen someone come from guys who want to trip us up or freak us out because we expect to be alone. Saying you can see someone in the background is going to concern many performers for their ability to continue streaming at the very least, but I think moreso these members like to see if they can get us to whip our heads around in fear of a strange man lurking behind us. They think it's fun to scare people while they watch.

 

[Ich Bin]

idk, I think a lot of times these comments specifying that they've seen someone come from guys who want to trip us up or freak us out because we expect to be alone. Saying you can see someone in the background is going to concern many performers for their ability to continue streaming at the very least, but I think moreso these members like to see if they can get us to whip our heads around in fear of a strange man lurking behind us. They think it's fun to scare people while they watch.

Just one of the many games some members find pleasure playing. They have plenty of time to play games because they're certainly not busy pressing the Tip button.

 

[rockin_rod]

idk, I think a lot of times these comments specifying that they've seen someone come from guys who want to trip us up or freak us out because we expect to be alone. Saying you can see someone in the background is going to concern many performers for their ability to continue streaming at the very least, but I think moreso these members like to see if they can get us to whip our heads around in fear of a strange man lurking behind us. They think it's fun to scare people while they watch.

Could well be that. Just in this example, the wording ('the man behind you upstairs') sounded to me more like the controlling context I mentioned, than suggesting someone else in the same room.

 

[Vixxen81]

Good to know I am not the only one being accused of being on cam for some man who controls me.

My husband is always in the house when I cam but never on camera and I rarely talk about it or him. It's no one's business.

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[Lilly_____]

Tonight is cursed, really.



I never ever lose my cool like this on cam but this guy he did it. Kudos to him.

 

[NotYou]

Tonight is cursed, really.

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I never ever lose my cool like this on cam but this guy he did it. Kudos to him.

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Happy 2023!!!


A guy just now trying to get a model to change her "minimum" time for a private show from 5 minutes down to 2 minutes. Her rate is only 16 per minute, so he wants to spend 32 tokens or less - no doubt get her fully naked and cum.
This I think is always a good reason for models to take it a little slowly, but in a teasing way for private shows and not just rip clothes off in 5 seconds. Make these kind of guys learn patience

 

[NotYou]

Cb blue guy


drugsexsteroid
how many tokens for farting in a balloon and inhaling it again?

 

[NotYou]

A male tipper/blue in CB in a model's room


paulo_it
Ciao, je commence bientôt à camer et je veux avoir mes abonnés avant de commencer, pouvez-vous m'ajouter s'il vous plaît ?
(Translation: I'm starting to cam soon and I want to have my subscribers before I start, can you add me please?)

 

[Vixxen81]

Cb blue guy


drugsexsteroid
how many tokens for farting in a balloon and inhaling it again?

Yes because fecal matter in your lungs is a fantastic idea. Ya know that chick that sells her farts in a jar? Some Z-list realty "star"...how many guys got pink eye from actually opening the jars for a whiff? She should make t-shirts to sell, too. "Bought a fart and all I got was pink eye!"

 

[rockin_rod]