Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Omne35]

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[Slapstick]

I think the guys that exaggerate so much have never been with a woman. Their only experience is watching porn and they think women want huge dicks. I am not enormous, maybe slightly above average; but with the right woman in the right position I've hit a cervix or two. I've yet to find a woman that enjoys that...

TIL I learned I'm the only model who likes to be bottomed out.

I stand corrected

 

[Deleted member 72761]

Erm can't be bothered to look up Guinness records and quite frankly I don't want to look at pics to see what the biggest dick is

Jonah Falcon

 

[Vixxen81]

tipped 1 token -- should i tip you here or there? i like making you wait a week because i'm evil

 

[Lilly_____]

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Happy while watching rabbit

idolkunp
Bunny is good, slim mouth, character's looking alike

idolkunp
Apupu cute cute

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Had a guy who was in exclusive private with me and he wrote me that he got Snapchat. So i made him the offer to buy it for 500 tokens instead of 999 tokens, which is my regular price. His response:

„I thought i get your Snapchat as a present“

Sorry sir , but why ? I have exclusives all the time, so what makes you think that i owe you something for free? I mean i would be okay with sending him a short vid as a little extra if he tipped good , but not my Snapchat. These guys also don’t want to pay , but then expect you to chat with them 24/7.


I’m so disappointed is this kind of guys. I really do my best and let them have the best experience in a private chat and then they make you feel like shit and not worth to pay for such an extra service Even tho i was pretty nice for giving him a 50% discount.

I would be more okay if he said „You know , i can’t pay extra right now but thank you for your nice offer. Maybe next time“ but no , they ask you do give it for free of course.

I didn’t respond to him.

 

[Deleted member 72761]

Had a guy who was in exclusive private with me and he wrote me that he got Snapchat. So i made him the offer to buy it for 500 tokens instead of 999 tokens, which is my regular price. His response:

„I thought i get your Snapchat as a present“

Sorry sir , but why ? I have exclusives all the time, so what makes you think that i owe you something for free? I mean i would be okay with sending him a short vid as a little extra if he tipped good , but not my Snapchat. These guys also don’t want to pay , but then expect you to chat with them 24/7.


I’m so disappointed is this kind of guys. I really do my best and let them have the best experience in a private chat and then they make you feel like shit and not worth to pay for such an extra service Even tho i was pretty nice for giving him a 50% discount.

I would be more okay if he said „You know , i can’t pay extra right now but thank you for your nice offer. Maybe next time“ but no , they ask you do give it for free of course.

I didn’t respond to him.

I'm too scared to tip for a model's contact info because I'd feel obligated to use it if I paid for it while simultaneously feeling bad that I'm annoying her.

 

[Danigirl]

Went to university with a guy who seriously was the length and girth of a Pringles can. He had a crush on me and I had no clue until we chatted a year or so later. He sent me pics and vids and holy shit. Also had a friend who rode him in person and she was out of commission for a week. He ended up having a reduction to 8" after his divorce so he could actually date more women lol. They took almost half off. Ooooh, forgot to mention he married a virgin. Imagine that surprise.

 

[Ozzie_]

I'm too scared to tip for a model's contact info because I'd feel obligated to use it if I paid for it while simultaneously feeling bad that I'm annoying her.

I may be way off here (and I have never tipped for a snapchat / whatever) but I view them as a way for a model to contact *me* (and others who have purchased that same thing), on whatever schedule she chooses, not the other way around.

So my "use" would be limited to reading / watching her messages / content (and maybe responding with appreciation) but I would never initiate contact, unless it was a model with whom I already had a very well established relationship.

 

[Deleted member 72761]

I may be way off here (and I have never tipped for a snapchat / whatever) but I view them as a way for a model to contact *me* (and others who have purchased that same thing), on whatever schedule she chooses, not the other way around.

So my "use" would be limited to reading / watching her messages / content (and maybe responding with appreciation) but I would never initiate contact, unless it was a model with whom I already had a very well established relationship.

Models- do you actively message users or make it a point to do so for specific reasons? I can't think of why a model would go out of her way to send me a message.

 

[Lilly_____]

Models- do you actively message users or make it a point to do so for specific reasons? I can't think of why a model would go out of her way to send me a message.

I can only say for the ability to PM in-site (MFC and CB) as these are the only ones that I sell. I do actively say hi to my regulars who come online and ask how they're doing, etc, unless they ask me not to or don't answer me (which I take as they not liking it), then I won't do it again.

 

[Ozzie_]

Models- do you actively message users or make it a point to do so for specific reasons? I can't think of why a model would go out of her way to send me a message.

Not you personally.

If one buys a model's snapchat I assume she uses it as marketing to keep *all* such customers engaged.

 

[Vixxen81]

Models- do you actively message users or make it a point to do so for specific reasons? I can't think of why a model would go out of her way to send me a message.

I actively send out messages to followers. "hey tonight is going to be super fun for [x] reason, hey remember me?" But I'm not going to go into spam mode over it.

 

[Smoothie]

Models- do you actively message users or make it a point to do so for specific reasons? I can't think of why a model would go out of her way to send me a message.

I get messages from models on social media occasionally if it’s been a few weeks since I visited their room (which is 100 percent fine and expected, doesn’t bother me).

 

[NotYou]

This is a bit of a "general" wtf with users that do it, and I don't get it...


A lot of models (especially common on Stripchat compared to CB) will have at least 2 tokens or even more for a MINIMUM to activate their lovense toys.
Guys will come in and tip 1 token for the lovense, the model says "it's 2 tokens to activate my toy" yet the guy continues tipping 1, 1, 1, the model repeats it's 2 or more, she even writes it, users write it or the knight (politely).
The guys keep tipping 1, 1, 1, 1.

Sometimes they may just be slowly tipping and not for the toy, but you can tell most times they definitely are.
For instance right now a guy came in, model naked on the bed with her lovense fuck machine right there, he actually started to tip 16, 16, because it's a setting. He's clearly loving it by his comments. After a few more 16s, he starts tipping 1, 1, 1 - so the model let's him know it's 2 tokens or more to activate the machine... he continues doing 1, 1, 1 - and yes he has sound on, she was talking to him. But I dunno why guys seem to refuse to ignore when models let them know 1 doesn't activate the toy

 

[Lilly_____]

This is a bit of a "general" wtf with users that do it, and I don't get it...


A lot of models (especially common on Stripchat compared to CB) will have at least 2 tokens or even more for a MINIMUM to activate their lovense toys.
Guys will come in and tip 1 token for the lovense, the model says "it's 2 tokens to activate my toy" yet the guy continues tipping 1, 1, 1, the model repeats it's 2 or more, she even writes it, users write it or the knight (politely).
The guys keep tipping 1, 1, 1, 1.

Sometimes they may just be slowly tipping and not for the toy, but you can tell most times they definitely are.
For instance right now a guy came in, model naked on the bed with her lovense fuck machine right there, he actually started to tip 16, 16, because it's a setting. He's clearly loving it by his comments. After a few more 16s, he starts tipping 1, 1, 1 - so the model let's him know it's 2 tokens or more to activate the machine... he continues doing 1, 1, 1 - and yes he has sound on, she was talking to him. But I dunno why guys seem to refuse to ignore when models let them know 1 doesn't activate the toy

It's probably the same logic behind the guys who will keep saying "pm bb" after you told them you have to tip to PM. It's also on the room topic, notices, etc... Yet they just keep saying pm bb. They just ignore us for some reason Sometimes I think in the men's mind, if they insist enough, it will happen.

 

[Sashacurves]

It's probably the same logic behind the guys who will keep saying "pm bb" after you told them you have to tip to PM. It's also on the room topic, notices, etc... Yet they just keep saying pm bb. They just ignore us for some reason Sometimes I think in the men's mind, if they insist enough, it will happen.

I agree, when I was on MFC this used to happen to me fairly often. I assume it's a kind of guilt tripping trying to wear you down to giving something for free you wouldn't otherwise give for that many tokens...or maybe just a way to be the centre of attention because your 20x 1tk tips make you stand out more than the guy who tipped 100tk once?

 

[basileus]

It's probably the same logic behind the guys who will keep saying "pm bb" after you told them you have to tip to PM. It's also on the room topic, notices, etc... Yet they just keep saying pm bb. They just ignore us for some reason Sometimes I think in the men's mind, if they insist enough, it will happen.

I don't necessarily think it has to do with ignorance. Some guys are unable to think when being horny, and there are lots of guys who are drunk or high as well. Others simply do not read the menu or room messages carefully.
And some are simply trying.

 

[basileus]

I agree, when I was on MFC this used to happen to me fairly often. I assume it's a kind of guilt tripping trying to wear you down to giving something for free you wouldn't otherwise give for that many tokens...or maybe just a way to be the centre of attention because your 20x 1tk tips make you stand out more than the guy who tipped 100tk once?

There are lots of guys out there who are of the opinion that 200x 1 tk tips are better than a 1x 200 tk tip because it would give the model more pleasure. They get satisfaction out of the fantasy that their tips are bringing orgasms. Like they would do have sex with the girl on a virtual base.

 

[Sashacurves]

There are lots of guys out there who are of the opinion that 200x 1 tk tips are better than a 1x 200 tk tip because it would give the model more pleasure. They get satisfaction out of the fantasy that their tips are bringing orgasms. Like they would do have sex with the girl on a virtual base.

I mean, if the model doesn't have a minimum for buzzing her toy, then I get the logic. Even if it spams the feed a little. But when the toy isn't even going off cos she's clearly stated 2tk minimum, this explanation doesn't apply!

 

[basileus]

I mean, if the model doesn't have a minimum for buzzing her toy, then I get the logic. Even if it spams the feed a little. But when the toy isn't even going off cos she's clearly stated 2tk minimum, this explanation doesn't apply!

That's right but then you always have to take into account the options of language barriers, alcohol, drugs and simple craziness.

 

[Nienna]

I may be way off here (and I have never tipped for a snapchat / whatever) but I view them as a way for a model to contact *me* (and others who have purchased that same thing), on whatever schedule she chooses, not the other way around.

So my "use" would be limited to reading / watching her messages / content (and maybe responding with appreciation) but I would never initiate contact, unless it was a model with whom I already had a very well established relationship.

Exactly.

 

[sponkel]

USER: U like bulls, baby?
ME: As long as you tip.
USER: Bulls dont tip.

I'm sorry but this is kinda funny

 

[Vixxen81]

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Never was you fucking microdicked piece of shit. I'm just sitting in a different position than I normally do.

I don't know what the hell makes guys think that this kind of stuff is okay. Don't comment on someone's weight or their age.

 

[Danigirl]

There are lots of guys out there who are of the opinion that 200x 1 tk tips are better than a 1x 200 tk tip because it would give the model more pleasure. They get satisfaction out of the fantasy that their tips are bringing orgasms. Like they would do have sex with the girl on a virtual base.

200x 1tk tips annoy the absolute fuck out of me. It slows the bitrate due to lovense, it's not really pleasurable and no way in hell I'm going to fake moan for 200 seconds of lowest setting on whatever toy. I'm probably trying to make sure lovense doesn't crash because it hates 1tk wall of tips.

 

[misterical]

Went to university with a guy who seriously was the length and girth of a Pringles can. He had a crush on me and I had no clue until we chatted a year or so later. He sent me pics and vids and holy shit. Also had a friend who rode him in person and she was out of commission for a week. He ended up having a reduction to 8" after his divorce so he could actually date more women lol. They took almost half off. Ooooh, forgot to mention he married a virgin. Imagine that surprise.

Please tell me his nickname was Tripod.

 

[rockin_rod]

200x 1tk tips annoy the absolute fuck out of me. It slows the bitrate due to lovense, it's not really pleasurable and no way in hell I'm going to fake moan for 200 seconds of lowest setting on whatever toy. I'm probably trying to make sure lovense doesn't crash because it hates 1tk wall of tips.

Just watched a guy do this exact thing.
Another user posted a 'yellow wall' GIF and wrote "wow you really know how to treat a woman" and he replied "yes, I'm a God"....... SMFH

 

[KingMarti]

200x 1tk tips annoy the absolute fuck out of me. It slows the bitrate due to lovense, it's not really pleasurable and no way in hell I'm going to fake moan for 200 seconds of lowest setting on whatever toy. I'm probably trying to make sure lovense doesn't crash because it hates 1tk wall of tips.

My room loves doing this... when they decide to clear goals they will do like 2000 tokens exclusively in 1 token tips... im just like wtf, theres a whole tip menu of shit you can tip for and your going to go 1 token at a time. The biggest issue I have with it though is it takes forever to clear a goal 1 token at a time.

 

[misterical]

I may be way off here (and I have never tipped for a snapchat / whatever) but I view them as a way for a model to contact *me* (and others who have purchased that same thing), on whatever schedule she chooses, not the other way around.

So my "use" would be limited to reading / watching her messages / content (and maybe responding with appreciation) but I would never initiate contact, unless it was a model with whom I already had a very well established relationship.

I had a Snapchat thing going with a model for about a fortnight. Because of the time difference I'd wake up every morning to about 10 videos of her talking to me with a fake beard, googly eyes or a horse's head. Then, of course, I would immediately do the same back and she would see them in 6 hours when she woke up. Two weeks was plenty.

 

[Smoothie]

Just watched a guy do this exact thing.
Another user posted a 'yellow wall' GIF and wrote "wow you really know how to treat a woman" and he replied "yes, I'm a God"....... SMFH

Last night, I saw a guy start a 200 x 1 yellow wall as soon as the model verbally and in written chat told the entire room she was going private and she’d be right back. And then proceeded to ignore her telling him four or five times to stop tipping because she wanted to take a private. She never actually cut him off, but it was pretty strange seeing a model repeatedly ask a 1-token tipper to stop tipping and get ignored for minutes on end.