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MiaSarah said:
*Grey joins the room and immanently follows*
baby i have loved you from the firt time i see you
i want you to know that
panties?
you show panties?
bobs?
let me see bobs?
i follow you a long time you can sow me apreation by panties or bobs!
*Another regular user joins in*
Bob?
Which Bob?
Ross, Barker, Saget?
CAUSE THEY ARE ALL DEAD! (I am not from the US, I only know who Barker is because my husband said something about him dying and watching him while home "sick" from school)
*Nothing happens for around 2 minutes, grey then unfollows*
whore, i follow for years and you give me nothing
not even bobs!
*Grey leaves room*

I hope he got is bobs elsewhere. ?
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Whenever I see the “show bobs” requests it reminds me of The Bobs from the movie Office Space.

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Smoothie said:
Whenever I see the “show bobs” requests it reminds me of The Bobs from the movie Office Space.

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There was a model I watched a couple of years ago that loved getting users requesting/demanding to see bobs, ass, or pussy. She had a picture of Bob Barker ready plus a toy donkey and toy cat
 
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Vixxen81 said:
I vaguely remember a thread where members treated us like human beings instead of fuck rags, where is that because I have a story to share.
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This made me feel a little sad reading actually.. wish people would treat everyone, no matter their work etc, like human beings at all times... I still hope one day everything will be so normal people have more respect towards each other (I doubt it, but I hope)
 
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I think this guy may have missed off a decimal point somewhere :rofl:
I have never ever heard of penis being called a "bird" before. Not sure if it's just a translation error for him or what the hell.



6:36 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Now see you,my bird very have feel,now 40 cm,very big and strong

6:37 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Now 45 cm

6:38 PM
monkeyboy0931876
if see your pink boob,my bird 50 cm
 
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NotYou said:
I think this guy may have missed off a decimal point somewhere :rofl:
I have never ever heard of penis being called a "bird" before. Not sure if it's just a translation error for him or what the hell.



6:36 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Now see you,my bird very have feel,now 40 cm,very big and strong

6:37 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Now 45 cm

6:38 PM
monkeyboy0931876
if see your pink boob,my bird 50 cm
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Translation error. Bird = cock
 
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NotYou said:
I think this guy may have missed off a decimal point somewhere :rofl:
I have never ever heard of penis being called a "bird" before. Not sure if it's just a translation error for him or what the hell.



6:36 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Now see you,my bird very have feel,now 40 cm,very big and strong

6:37 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Now 45 cm

6:38 PM
monkeyboy0931876
if see your pink boob,my bird 50 cm
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I have heard "bird" for dick but very rarely. The couple times were in the Boston metro area
 
NotYou said:
I have never ever heard of penis being called a "bird" before.
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Me neither…until I’d watched the Sanford and Son episode where a lady asked Fred “May I see your bird?” (The animal…lol). The studio audience laughed as Fred looked like he’s about to make a dirty remark, but Esther stopped him by telling him “Watch it!” ?
 
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NotYou said:
Is this just an American slang?
It's the first time I've seen it. I've heard of flipping the bird (to give the middle finger) but that's all.
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I've heard it occasionally on the east coast of the US but as time goes by less and less. The bird isn't getting used much anymore ?.
 
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rockin_rod said:
I've heard it used before in that cock context, but also as a reference to drug usage (specifically coke).
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What??

My husband is a recovering cocaine addict from the 80's and he just read this and was like "um, no. Not only no, but hell fucking no."

He had a shotgun knocking on his door at one point but slang does change but I've never heard of this and my sister and her husband were into it.
 
Vixxen81 said:
What??

My husband is a recovering cocaine addict from the 80's and he just read this and was like "um, no. Not only no, but hell fucking no."

He had a shotgun knocking on his door at one point but slang does change but I've never heard of this and my sister and her husband were into it.
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I'm not in the US, so not sure why the "hell fucking no". There's a whole other world out there.
 
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I have a few saved up:

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No, I don't remember, and I don't know why you're telling me about this. ? ?

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I swear I've seen this snail guy come in on a few different accounts over the years. Like a broken record. ?

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Bloody hell, Junior. Sorry. I can't serve this to my customers. Sorry.

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???

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Books are for nerds, and I hate nerds (not really, the user actually just came in to insult my intelligence, and was silenced).
 
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I won't say anything to this, just.. wow
I think this model has grey chat hidden for herself or she is just good at ignoring guys like this. If it is hidden for her, then it's another example why I don't think it's a good idea. If you want to hide grey chat from yourself, I think it should be hidden from all other viewers too except other greys.


4:50 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Can I put my man meat in between your ass crack then into your mouth

4:50 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Penis warm uncut foreskin 9 in VEINY throbbing curved mushroom head throbbing schlong man meat

4:51 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
You will feel daddy's warm penis in your warm love tunnel

4:52 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Warm sperm filling your wet open tunnel

4:53 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Let's masterbate together and cum together watching each other your vagina bald hairless shaven cunt and daddy huge sausage kilbasi salami

4:55 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Watching you watching daddy jerking off his huge member and ejaculate huge liad

4:55 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Do you masturbate on vamera

4:56 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Daddys a pervert watching you babygirl

4:58 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Barbie doll with exposed perky breasts and nipples ready for suckling babygirl

4:58 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Barbie doll

4:59 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Pretty Barbie doll

5:00 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Babygirl what you do to daddy is teasing daddy to ruin.

5:01 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Real live Barbie Doll

5:02 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Daddy be back. Daddy volcano erupted Barbie Hudson. I will stop by again. Buy Barbie

5:03 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Oh babygirl

5:05 AM
UGLYPENIS10iINCH
Daddy bring pretty babygirl a toy next Barbie
 
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