Have had this exact question a few times, I always just reply “lol” and half the time they apologize…cuz they KNOW it’s out of line.
Have had this exact question a few times, I always just reply “lol” and half the time they apologize…cuz they KNOW it’s out of line.
What a tool. I've had the same thing, with someone come in and act like they're a casting director auditioning me... like if my hole is good enough, I will get the big role in their next feature film, Assablanca. Or they're acting like Diogenes, roaming the rooms of CB, with lantern in hand. But instead of looking for an honest person, he's looking for a hole worthy of private.
What a tool. I've had the same thing, with someone come in and act like they're a casting director auditioning me... like if my hole is good enough, I will get the big role in their next feature film, Assablanca. Or they're acting like Diogenes, roaming the rooms of CB, with lantern in hand. But instead of looking for an honest person, he's looking for a hole worthy of private.
LOL And after a quick Google search, I learned that he challenged social hypocrisy by, in part, masturbating in public. I think I was a little too on the nose with that reference.You got Diogenes from that?!
LOL And after a quick Google search, I learned that he challenged social hypocrisy by, in part, masturbating in public. I think I was a little too on the nose with that reference.
Upon further reading, I learned that he referred to himself as a "dog." So it tracks. The most inconsistent thing with Diogenes in that request is that he wanted to do it in private. He felt if it's ok to do in private, it's ok to do in public. Hence the public masturbating and such.Well, I’m sure back in 320 BC he’d be happy to know that over 2300 years later he’ll be remembered with:
“Can I see your asshole in doggy and then I’ll take you private?”
Either your teacher wasn't very bright or they weren't brave enough to talk o your parents.Upon further reading, I learned that he referred to himself as a "dog." So it tracks. The most inconsistent thing with Diogenes in that request is that he wanted to do it in private. He felt if it's ok to do in private, it's ok to do in public. Hence the public masturbating and such.
(I never knew any of this till 5 minutes ago. For a project in 6th grade, I drew a picture of Diogenes with his lantern looking for an honest man. If I knew then what I know now, my picture would've been much different.)
Probably in it. Hopefully he means the really narrow ones, not the ones that are digits in someone's age.Uhhhhhhhhh.... I don't know what to say - the model didn't respond afterwards, so I can only assume it was another no and he left
The worrying thing for me is.. "candle IN it". Did he literally mean he put the candle IN or did he mean "ON"?
lildicknick69420
Have you ever seen a 1 inch dick with a lit birthday candle in it?
Model
no
lildicknick69420
Pm me ill show you
There are sounding kits. I do believe it is a forbidden activity on CB.This forum needs reaction emojis for recoil, shudder... or leg crossing.
Actually, if we were all jerking off in public and rolling around in lawns like bonobos we wouldn't be in this fucking mess. (And to be clear, female bonobos beat on males to keep them in line.)View attachment 105689
(No, please don't)
Maybe you missed the words below the image.Actually, if we were all jerking off in public and rolling around in lawns like bonobos we wouldn't be in this fucking mess. (And to be clear, female bonobos beat on males to keep them in line.)
Maybe he's the one wearing all your underwear. He should have only put on one pair. He needs your help taking off the rest.I think this guy must be in a sauna or something, or really needs medical help. Sure sure what good her underwear will do if he is burning
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Nnbvc12
I'm really hot, fire, steamy
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Nnbvc12
I swear. I'm seriously hot as hell.
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Nnbvc12
Please, my love, take off all your underwear. Please, I'm burning hot.![]()
Maybe he's the one wearing all your underwear. He should have only put on one pair. He needs your help taking off the rest.
I'm very sorry to tell you there was a situation involving AA batteries that I can not unsee after ~20 years.Probably in it. Hopefully he means the really narrow ones, not the ones that are digits in someone's age.
Not even the AAA batteries? Happy I didn't witness it, but now I have a mental image I can't unsee either. *shudder* ... I just saw it again! *shudder*I'm very sorry to tell you there was a situation involving AA batteries that I can not unsee after ~20 years.
ETA: Sexwork is fucking WORK ya'll.
Not even the AAA batteries? Happy I didn't witness it, but now I have a mental image I can't unsee either. *shudder* ... I just saw it again! *shudder*
I dont know why but i now have to immagine someone shooting coin batteries out of their dickI mean, at least I got paid for the show once years ago, but I figure if it's living rent free in my head, maybe sharing with you can disperse the power (omfg worst accidental pun) of the image... Why yes, if you are wondering, the peen did look like one who hadn't been treated to the kindest life *bad shudder*
It's not even the size that bothers me but thinking about that tingle when you put your tongue on a battery.
I'm really sorry, I'm in between therapists. LMAO
Could be worse. Could have been one of those 9v rectangular fellas.Not even the AAA batteries? Happy I didn't witness it, but now I have a mental image I can't unsee either. *shudder* ... I just saw it again! *shudder*
Wow, now this memory has been updated in my brain to taking place at Dave & Busters.I dont know why but i now have to immagine someone shooting coin batteries out of their dick
(gosh i love and hate what camming (and my nursejob) made me see, nothing that cant be immagined anymore)
I’m hope you told him chickens are to eat tiny worms that look like their eensie pink peen!First was the fish... now the chickens.. what next? View attachment 105762
Things could always get worse; let’s remember @NoWay2018 was pondering the utility of age candles.Could be worse. Could have been one of those 9v rectangular fellas.
Adding that to the list of places to visit if i ever make it to the usa, that looks like a fun place, now with an interesting memory on top but nonetheless looks nice! (Sorry nothing to add anymoreWow, now this memory has been updated in my brain to taking place at Dave & Busters.![]()
LOL yes there are lots of battery options that are far worse... The lantern batteries with the spring coils... car batteries... the list goes on.Could be worse. Could have been one of those 9v rectangular fellas.