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What a tool. I've had the same thing, with someone come in and act like they're a casting director auditioning me... like if my hole is good enough, I will get the big role in their next feature film, Assablanca. Or they're acting like Diogenes, roaming the rooms of CB, with lantern in hand. But instead of looking for an honest person, he's looking for a hole worthy of private.
 
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What a tool. I've had the same thing, with someone come in and act like they're a casting director auditioning me... like if my hole is good enough, I will get the big role in their next feature film, Assablanca. Or they're acting like Diogenes, roaming the rooms of CB, with lantern in hand. But instead of looking for an honest person, he's looking for a hole worthy of private.

You got Diogenes from that?!
 
LOL And after a quick Google search, I learned that he challenged social hypocrisy by, in part, masturbating in public. I think I was a little too on the nose with that reference.

Well, I’m sure back in 320 BC he’d be happy to know that over 2300 years later he’ll be remembered with:

“Can I see your asshole in doggy and then I’ll take you private?”

😅
 
Well, I’m sure back in 320 BC he’d be happy to know that over 2300 years later he’ll be remembered with:

“Can I see your asshole in doggy and then I’ll take you private?”
Upon further reading, I learned that he referred to himself as a "dog." So it tracks. The most inconsistent thing with Diogenes in that request is that he wanted to do it in private. He felt if it's ok to do in private, it's ok to do in public. Hence the public masturbating and such.

(I never knew any of this till 5 minutes ago. For a project in 6th grade, I drew a picture of Diogenes with his lantern looking for an honest man. If I knew then what I know now, my picture would've been much different.)
 
Upon further reading, I learned that he referred to himself as a "dog." So it tracks. The most inconsistent thing with Diogenes in that request is that he wanted to do it in private. He felt if it's ok to do in private, it's ok to do in public. Hence the public masturbating and such.

(I never knew any of this till 5 minutes ago. For a project in 6th grade, I drew a picture of Diogenes with his lantern looking for an honest man. If I knew then what I know now, my picture would've been much different.)
Either your teacher wasn't very bright or they weren't brave enough to talk o your parents. 🤣
 
Uhhhhhhhhh.... I don't know what to say - the model didn't respond afterwards, so I can only assume it was another no and he left
The worrying thing for me is.. "candle IN it". Did he literally mean he put the candle IN or did he mean "ON"?


lildicknick69420
Have you ever seen a 1 inch dick with a lit birthday candle in it?

Model
no

lildicknick69420
Pm me ill show you
 
Uhhhhhhhhh.... I don't know what to say - the model didn't respond afterwards, so I can only assume it was another no and he left
The worrying thing for me is.. "candle IN it". Did he literally mean he put the candle IN or did he mean "ON"?


lildicknick69420
Have you ever seen a 1 inch dick with a lit birthday candle in it?

Model
no

lildicknick69420
Pm me ill show you
Probably in it. Hopefully he means the really narrow ones, not the ones that are digits in someone's age.
 
I think this guy must be in a sauna or something, or really needs medical help. Sure sure what good her underwear will do if he is burning

11:55 PM
Nnbvc12
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I'm really hot, fire, steamy

12:01 AM
Nnbvc12
I swear. I'm seriously hot as hell. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

12:01 AM
Nnbvc12
Please, my love, take off all your underwear. Please, I'm burning hot. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
 
I think this guy must be in a sauna or something, or really needs medical help. Sure sure what good her underwear will do if he is burning

11:55 PM
Nnbvc12
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I'm really hot, fire, steamy

12:01 AM
Nnbvc12
I swear. I'm seriously hot as hell. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

12:01 AM
Nnbvc12
Please, my love, take off all your underwear. Please, I'm burning hot. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Maybe he's the one wearing all your underwear. He should have only put on one pair. He needs your help taking off the rest.
 
Maybe he's the one wearing all your underwear. He should have only put on one pair. He needs your help taking off the rest.
 
I'm very sorry to tell you there was a situation involving AA batteries that I can not unsee after ~20 years.

ETA: Sexwork is fucking WORK ya'll.
Not even the AAA batteries? Happy I didn't witness it, but now I have a mental image I can't unsee either. *shudder* ... I just saw it again! *shudder*
 
Not even the AAA batteries? Happy I didn't witness it, but now I have a mental image I can't unsee either. *shudder* ... I just saw it again! *shudder*

I mean, at least I got paid for the show once years ago, but I figure if it's living rent free in my head, maybe sharing with you can disperse the power (omfg worst accidental pun) of the image... Why yes, if you are wondering, the peen did look like one who hadn't been treated to the kindest life *bad shudder*

It's not even the size that bothers me but thinking about that tingle when you put your tongue on a battery.

I'm really sorry, I'm in between therapists. LMAO
 
I mean, at least I got paid for the show once years ago, but I figure if it's living rent free in my head, maybe sharing with you can disperse the power (omfg worst accidental pun) of the image... Why yes, if you are wondering, the peen did look like one who hadn't been treated to the kindest life *bad shudder*

It's not even the size that bothers me but thinking about that tingle when you put your tongue on a battery.

I'm really sorry, I'm in between therapists. LMAO
I dont know why but i now have to immagine someone shooting coin batteries out of their dick 😂🫣
(gosh i love and hate what camming (and my nursejob) made me see, nothing that cant be immagined anymore)