Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

enigma7777777: Guns and Roses?

The model was playing Message in a Bottle by The Police. :?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

ugh...

 

[ComicOzzie]

BlushRed: does ur dad have a big cock?
BlushRed: there;s a chance her dad has a monster cock
BlushRed: i bet her dad shoved his cock so far down her throatr
BlushRed: spider probably crawled up her pussy and died
BlushRed: she's got some nice child bearing hips
BlushRed: does anyone give a fuck about this stupid story?
BlushRed: she only sells herself.... nothing more... nothing less

What's amazing is that he got that far without being banned. :shock:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

BlushRed: does ur dad have a big cock?
BlushRed: there;s a chance her dad has a monster cock
BlushRed: i bet her dad shoved his cock so far down her throatr
BlushRed: spider probably crawled up her pussy and died
BlushRed: she's got some nice child bearing hips
BlushRed: does anyone give a fuck about this stupid story?
BlushRed: she only sells herself.... nothing more... nothing less

What's amazing is that he got that far without being banned. :shock:

I imagine sometimes a model just tells herself to sit back and see how far this WTF can truly go. Purely for scientific reasons of course.

 

[Teagan]

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Said to me on Streamate cause i refused to show pussy in free chat.

I also wish i had a horse.

You are not even allowed to do that on Streamate are you?

Nope. Its an instant banable offense to do it.

 

[ComicOzzie]

martinguitars: 2001 tokens, what;s that $160
martinguitars: takes me about 3 adn 1/2 days to make that

This dude was whining like this every time the model got tipped.

 

[LadyLuna]

martinguitars: 2001 tokens, what;s that $160
martinguitars: takes me about 3 adn 1/2 days to make that

This dude was whining like this every time the model got tipped.

He doesn't even know math! It's only $100.05!

 

[zippypinhead]

martinguitars: 2001 tokens, what;s that $160
martinguitars: takes me about 3 adn 1/2 days to make that

This dude was whining like this every time the model got tipped.

He doesn't even know math! It's only $100.05!

For the one buying, he's got it right.

 

[Jupiter551]

martinguitars: 2001 tokens, what;s that $160
martinguitars: takes me about 3 adn 1/2 days to make that

This dude was whining like this every time the model got tipped.

He doesn't even know math! It's only $100.05!

For the one buying, he's got it right.

Yeah...fun fact: whenever girls convert token amounts they figure 5c per token, guys figure 8.

 

[zippypinhead]

martinguitars: 2001 tokens, what;s that $160
martinguitars: takes me about 3 adn 1/2 days to make that

This dude was whining like this every time the model got tipped.

He doesn't even know math! It's only $100.05!

For the one buying, he's got it right.

Yeah...fun fact: whenever girls convert token amounts they figure 5c per token, guys figure 8.

That's why sex math is the worst kind of math.

 

[ComicOzzie]

angry2inches: I once dated a girl who had pink nipples ... and they were broken on top of it! They did not get hard!! So I gave her cab fare and told her to GTFO!

Before she got to see your angry 2 inches? Her loss.

 

[Maia99]

your eyebrows look like nike symbol

fart please bb

 

[Ann_Sulu]

your eyebrows look like nike symbol

fart please bb

These are two of the phrases that make you an official camgirl...sadly enough.

 

[Maia99]

your eyebrows look like nike symbol

fart please bb

These are two of the phrases that make you an official camgirl...sadly enough.

oh, well.... :sigh:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Drextra: today i searched "Miserita Prinann" on google and i found your lesbian clip with her. great video btw

This troll has been posting this in rooms all day today.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

umm....

 

[LilyMarie]

umm....

God, I hate Germans on the internet. :?

 

[mynameisbob84]

Waiting for a model to come back from a private, I had a lovely chat with an open-minded chap called Randy :-D

HORNYRANDY: [pissing emote]
mynameisbob84: she's not even left the room and randy's pissing in the corner
HORNYRANDY: u rather i piss on you bitch
mynameisbob84: only if you piss directly into my mouth, sir
HORNYRANDY: [dick emote]
HORNYRANDY: sit on that sick fuck
mynameisbob84: and i thought we were planning sexy wee games...
HORNYRANDY: i would rather be called your Higness
HORNYRANDY: HIGHNESS
HORNYRANDY: [dick emote]
HORNYRANDY: your are a pommey basterd
HORNYRANDY: bob84
mynameisbob84: are you saying you don't want to piss in my mouth?
mynameisbob84: i'm getting mixed signals here
HORNYRANDY: right up tour filthy ass pommy basterd
HORNYRANDY: [jizz in face emote]
HORNYRANDY: take it any way u want pommy,mouth or ass
mynameisbob84: can i not have both?
HORNYRANDY: your Queen take it both ways why shouldn't you not basterd
HORNYRANDY: Imean Princess
mynameisbob84: hey, say what will about me but please leave my beloved monarchy out of this
HORNYRANDY: you almost got a prince half mouslim
HORNYRANDY: Chammel
mynameisbob84: i'm not sure i follow
HORNYRANDY: you must love Arabic cock
mynameisbob84: sure. why not?
HORNYRANDY: yourmonarchy does hun pommy basterd
HORNYRANDY: i'm French
mynameisbob84: je'mapelle bob. j'adore hornyrandy
HORNYRANDY: ordure
mynameisbob84: is that french for "likewise, reciprocated"?
HORNYRANDY: [jizz emote]
HORNYRANDY: monarchy cum for u bob
mynameisbob84: cheers, mate
HORNYRANDY: dont call me mate bob basterd
mynameisbob84: why not? i thought we were getting along
HORNYRANDY: get a life bob
mynameisbob84: will do, mate
HORNYRANDY: [jizz in face emote] stop doing this on Adreena (the model whose room we were in) bob
mynameisbob84: do you want me to do it on you instead?
PM HORNYRANDY: [anal sex gif] your dream to Adreena
mynameisbob84: i see a lot of penis and anal gifs, are you trying to tell me something, randy?
HORNYRANDY: [small dick gif] unfourtunately bob basterd
mynameisbob84: do you like small peni, randy?
mynameisbob84: mine's quite small so i reckon you could fit my penis and the entirety of my balls in your mouth
HORNYRANDY: asked your stupid prince
mynameisbob84: my prince will be able to tell me if you like small peni?
HORNYRANDY: such as Diana SUCK DODI Alfyed gick hun
HORNYRANDY: Dick
HORNYRANDY: all the way to his ball
mynameisbob84: have you ever had a woman wrap her moist lips around your achingly hard cock, randy?
HORNYRANDY: [your mom gif] she did
mynameisbob84: awesome. i've just shot a hot steamy load all over my t shirt, randy. thanks for the free dirty talk, mate
HORNYRANDY: get a life
mynameisbob84: have you cum yet or do you want us to keep talking?
HORNYRANDY: sht the fuck up pommy i had enough of you and your whotes
HORNYRANDY: whores
mynameisbob84: just let me know when you've cum, mate.
mynameisbob84: will it help if
[HORNYRANDY leaves room]
mynameisbob84: oh, bye, randy

 

[Adreena_]

I'm proud to say that the above post happened in my room too funny!

 

[Ann_Sulu]

umm....

God, I hate Germans on the internet. :?

:lol: Ausgezeichnet...sehr lustig!

 

[Anonymous]

Mynameisbob84, that is hilarious! :lol:

I'm pretty sure HORNYRANDY is the one who comes into my chat occasionally and says something like "I hear Fox has a nice pussy" followed by a couple of emotes (another emote fanatic...ugh). And then he leaves the room a minute or two later. I just typed his name into the User Lookup, and it says that I got 1 token from him on August 20, 2011. It must've been a late birthday gift...lol.

 

[zippypinhead]

I'm a dancing emote fanatic. I like to bring the party with me.

 

[Anonymous]

Perhaps this handy instructional video would have helped them.

:shock: HAHA...WTF indeed...sick fuck..... :lol:

 

[HobNobbies]

I'm pretty sure HORNYRANDY is the one who comes into my chat occasionally and says something like "I hear Fox has a nice pussy" followed by a couple of emotes (another emote fanatic...ugh). And then he leaves the room a minute or two later. I just typed his name into the User Lookup, and it says that I got 1 token from him on August 20, 2011. It must've been a late birthday gift...lol.

You can do this!! Type in our name and get a full history of how much we've tipped you?

 

[Nordling]

Yups, and the dossier includes your penis size.

 

[Anonymous]

You can do this!! Type in our name and get a full history of how much we've tipped you?

Yup, it's a cool feature.

 

[pg240]

Say what?

LUVAMISTRO: itwas 2long bb wtf iv bn stuck behind luvtouches 2a keyboard ineed 2absorb u bi previews ov real luvtouches iluv smking fetish vids yung luv soon mi pride....

 

[ComicOzzie]

Say what?

LUVAMISTRO: itwas 2long bb wtf iv bn stuck behind luvtouches 2a keyboard ineed 2absorb u bi previews ov real luvtouches iluv smking fetish vids yung luv soon mi pride....

LUVMISTRO is easily one of the ten dumbest members of MFC. Pretty much everything he posts is WTF-worthy.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Say what?

LUVAMISTRO: itwas 2long bb wtf iv bn stuck behind luvtouches 2a keyboard ineed 2absorb u bi previews ov real luvtouches iluv smking fetish vids yung luv soon mi pride....

I think this translates to - "I haven't had sex in 17 years. I saw your preview on the homepage and happily fapped the monkey. Now i need a good cigarette. Love ya BB!"

 

[PlayboyMegan]

I was plucking my pubic hair on cam when a guy said this:

Afiy2k: i like "aliens" too

Afiy2k: hairs that are clogged up that you need to squeeze out