Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SavannahMai]

Some random idiot who didnt say a word in free chat, never spoken to him before...he sent this, definitely a ''dafuq?'' reaction from me. 'cause i'm really gonna meet a complete stranger, film it and stick it online, what a fool. Maybe he should learn how to spell before he turns on the ''charm''.

 

[LadyLuna]

Just now:

Duke172: whoa sorry not into tats good luck
* Room Topic: WORKOUT WEDNESDAY! I'm about to get sweaty in my yoga pants and tiny sports bra. Shirt off at 760!
War_5711: k, find something that suits you
hpgkr: whoa, not into vagina, good luck
War_5711: WHOA, BOOBS?
Duke172: i like pure white skin
War_5711: NO thanks
Duke172: good luck

Why do dudes always feel the need to do this? Don't "apologize" for not liking tattoos, just freaking click "Next Model".

And what's with the 'good luck'?? Like, 'good luck on this website, you'll need it if you have tattoos'?! :roll:

Good luck finding a non-tipping troll to marry and have babies with, because you ruined your chance with him by getting tattoos?

That didn't seem like it was that at all. It's just a "hey, I don't wish you bad or anything." I say it all the time to guys who come in, ask if I do something, and I don't do it.

 

[Jessi]

Just now:

Duke172: whoa sorry not into tats good luck
* Room Topic: WORKOUT WEDNESDAY! I'm about to get sweaty in my yoga pants and tiny sports bra. Shirt off at 760!
War_5711: k, find something that suits you
hpgkr: whoa, not into vagina, good luck
War_5711: WHOA, BOOBS?
Duke172: i like pure white skin
War_5711: NO thanks
Duke172: good luck

Why do dudes always feel the need to do this? Don't "apologize" for not liking tattoos, just freaking click "Next Model".

And what's with the 'good luck'?? Like, 'good luck on this website, you'll need it if you have tattoos'?! :roll:

Good luck finding a non-tipping troll to marry and have babies with, because you ruined your chance with him by getting tattoos?

Its lame how people need to tell you what they don't like about you, as if their preferences matter :?
Yup, Im gonna run off to the lazer clinic now because bigdick69__x doesnt like tattoos.

 

[mutantdonut]

I've come across these quotes a couples times fairly recently. While in a room, a member will refer to the model and say something along the lines of... "This girl isn't that special. I've been with tons of girls like her before" or... "Been there done that with this type of girl"

In the context of the conversations at the time, those quotes were slipped in almost arbitrarily.

 

[SaraXLive]

That didn't seem like it was that at all. It's just a "hey, I don't wish you bad or anything." I say it all the time to guys who come in, ask if I do something, and I don't do it.

But he came in and unprovoked just threw that out there... With a room count of 200+. Soooooo. At that point it's just rude. If he had asked for something and I declined then that would be appropriate. As it stands, he just announced to the room that he didn't like my appearance for no goddamn reason. It's more of EW, I WILL NOT BE TIPPING YOU, SURE HOPE SOMEONE WILL.

 

[ComicOzzie]

IM18TEACHME: Hi, I'm Bobby from California I Finally 18 Todays my 18th Birthday. I still virgin I born very Slow, a little Retarded I Never allowed to date yet. U R my 1st.

:?

 

[SaraXLive]

What. The. Fuck.

hp: Just received this, SSR334: dont tip this girl Saraxlive...she is a scam artist...she uses guys and laughs in their faces after she gets all their tokens...she once took all the disability money from a homeless guy...she laughs in the faces of all t

hp: he guys that tip her....she i SSR334: s a lowlife-user...spread the word...thanks

I have not scammed ANYONE... sooooooooo... the only thing I can think is that I blocked a guy who was claiming to be disabled and came in my room expecting to dirty talk for free but he never tipped ever. Apparently this person messaged most of my premiums esp. those tipping. This is my first time dealing with this.

 

[Fay_Galore]

What. The. Fuck.

hp: Just received this, SSR334: dont tip this girl Saraxlive...she is a scam artist...she uses guys and laughs in their faces after she gets all their tokens...she once took all the disability money from a homeless guy...she laughs in the faces of all t

hp: he guys that tip her....she i SSR334: s a lowlife-user...spread the word...thanks

I have not scammed ANYONE... sooooooooo... the only thing I can think is that I blocked a guy who was claiming to be disabled and came in my room expecting to dirty talk for free but he never tipped ever. Apparently this person messaged most of my premiums esp. those tipping. This is my first time dealing with this.

if you make a lot of friends you're bound to make some enemies. don't let them get to you, it's just jealousy. some people can't stand other people's success, it's their thing.

 

[SaraXLive]

What. The. Fuck.

hp: Just received this, SSR334: dont tip this girl Saraxlive...she is a scam artist...she uses guys and laughs in their faces after she gets all their tokens...she once took all the disability money from a homeless guy...she laughs in the faces of all t

hp: he guys that tip her....she i SSR334: s a lowlife-user...spread the word...thanks

I have not scammed ANYONE... sooooooooo... the only thing I can think is that I blocked a guy who was claiming to be disabled and came in my room expecting to dirty talk for free but he never tipped ever. Apparently this person messaged most of my premiums esp. those tipping. This is my first time dealing with this.

if you make a lot of friends you're bound to make some enemies. don't let them get to you, it's just jealousy. some people can't stand other people's success, it's their thing.

This borderline creeps me out though more than anything... to have someone devote that much time/energy to messaging so many people to tell them not to tip me seems like a solid 6 on a scale of 1 to showing up at my doorstep, especially if it's someone who genuinely believes this to be true about me.

 

[eyeteach]

Some random idiot who didnt say a word in free chat, never spoken to him before...he sent this, definitely a ''dafuq?'' reaction from me. 'cause i'm really gonna meet a complete stranger, film it and stick it online, what a fool. Maybe he should learn how to spell before he turns on the ''charm''.

How could you turn down such a great offer???

 

[LilyMarie]

I just saw a comment under a successful top model's Vine, saying 'Show your tits slut, your views and revines are going down'. Aside from the fact that tits haven't been allowed on Vine for months now, I'm sure the camgirl gives all the fucks in the world about how many times she gets revined... oh dear. :lol:

 

[eclipse76]

It's like these guys an Tumblr with their “Submit to me and my 25,000 followers”. Yeah dude, sure she cares about your little ego and all the thirsty dudes and dudettes that follow you.

 

[Sevrin]

This borderline creeps me out though more than anything... to have someone devote that much time/energy to messaging so many people to tell them not to tip me seems like a solid 6 on a scale of 1 to showing up at my doorstep, especially if it's someone who genuinely believes this to be true about me.

Shit like this happens in every field, not just sex work. People who tip get contacted about why they should or should not tip this or that model or that often enough that we don't pay any attention to it. For all you know it's a jealous/psycho model. Quite a few models have a lot of time on their hands.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I'm already a sweetheart, but if I was there, I'd have diabetes because you're so sweet.

 

[Jupiter551]

Caprieyes: Like every sexual body part on you is perfect and love the hair wow
Caprieyes: The small hairs between your ass cheeks and anal entrance and shape and size and color of your nipples are delicioous
Caprieyes: Then there is your amazing face

 

[SaffronBurke]

While the model is mid-cumshow:

are you hairy?

Ummmm.... Not like you can see her cooter right in the middle of the screen or anything......

 

[SavannahMai]

Couldnt ask me before clicking pvt clearly.....

 

[yossarian]

Couldnt ask me before clicking pvt clearly.....

"Anal Babe" will now enter my pantheon of imaginary band names.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Couldnt ask me before clicking pvt clearly.....

"Anal Babe" will now enter my pantheon of imaginary band names.

Not so imaginary.

http://japan.srnikf.com/contact_form/navi.html?domain registrations

http://www.discogs.com/artist/505754-Anal-Babes



:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Nordling]

hothumacao : who old at u??

What really surprised me was that the model quickly translated in her head and with no irony answered, "27." Models are such polite folks.

 

[dilligaf0]

What. The. Fuck.

hp: Just received this, SSR334: dont tip this girl Saraxlive...she is a scam artist...she uses guys and laughs in their faces after she gets all their tokens...she once took all the disability money from a homeless guy...she laughs in the faces of all t

hp: he guys that tip her....she i SSR334: s a lowlife-user...spread the word...thanks

I have not scammed ANYONE... sooooooooo... the only thing I can think is that I blocked a guy who was claiming to be disabled and came in my room expecting to dirty talk for free but he never tipped ever. Apparently this person messaged most of my premiums esp. those tipping. This is my first time dealing with this.

if you make a lot of friends you're bound to make some enemies. don't let them get to you, it's just jealousy. some people can't stand other people's success, it's their thing.

This borderline creeps me out though more than anything... to have someone devote that much time/energy to messaging so many people to tell them not to tip me seems like a solid 6 on a scale of 1 to showing up at my doorstep, especially if it's someone who genuinely believes this to be true about me.

May I suggest you tell your regulars to set their PM's to "friends only". :twocents-02cents: Also, how many "homeless guys" have internet capability?

 

[SaffronBurke]

What. The. Fuck.

hp: Just received this, SSR334: dont tip this girl Saraxlive...she is a scam artist...she uses guys and laughs in their faces after she gets all their tokens...she once took all the disability money from a homeless guy...she laughs in the faces of all t

hp: he guys that tip her....she i SSR334: s a lowlife-user...spread the word...thanks

I have not scammed ANYONE... sooooooooo... the only thing I can think is that I blocked a guy who was claiming to be disabled and came in my room expecting to dirty talk for free but he never tipped ever. Apparently this person messaged most of my premiums esp. those tipping. This is my first time dealing with this.

if you make a lot of friends you're bound to make some enemies. don't let them get to you, it's just jealousy. some people can't stand other people's success, it's their thing.

This borderline creeps me out though more than anything... to have someone devote that much time/energy to messaging so many people to tell them not to tip me seems like a solid 6 on a scale of 1 to showing up at my doorstep, especially if it's someone who genuinely believes this to be true about me.

May I suggest you tell your regulars to set their PM's to "friends only". :twocents-02cents: Also, how many "homeless guys" have internet capability?

If you don't think homeless people have internet access, you've never set foot in a public library. I have been next to a few too many homeless dudes watching porn while I was trying to get schoolwork or other important stuff done.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

May I suggest you tell your regulars to set their PM's to "friends only". :twocents-02cents: Also, how many "homeless guys" have internet capability?

If you don't think homeless people have internet access, you've never set foot in a public library. I have been next to a few too many homeless dudes watching porn while I was trying to get schoolwork or other important stuff done.

My town the McDonald's is the big wifi spot for homeless. Especially at night and during the winter month's. Have to be a customer or they kick you out. But for $1 you can get the large drink and refill it all night while you either sit quietly in the corner or use the wifi. 3AM it's common to go in for a burger and have almost all the seats filled while having only a few cars in the parking lot.

 

[CuteHerminie]

nicky11022: do u know other models who work on mfc?

CuteHerminie: i don't

CuteHerminie: i know of them, but i didn't meet other models

nicky11022: did u ever take a photo from a guy naked in here?

CuteHerminie: what would i do with naked guy pictures?

nicky11022: show ur friends []

CuteHerminie: um, no, thx

nicky11022: set it as ur background on ur phone []

CuteHerminie: ew

CuteHerminie: i have better things to put then naked guys from the internet

nicky11022: some girls like [:]

nicky11022: u dont []

CuteHerminie: no, no one like it

nicky11022: why do thy set it then?





SucreRouge: Do you go outside with these shorts too?

Me: no , they are too short

SucreRouge: Well, you should!

SucreRouge: They look very sexy on you...

Me: I dont feel like geting raped

SucreRouge: I know you want to be raped, but not by any guy, just the pretty boys.

 

[SaffronBurke]

May I suggest you tell your regulars to set their PM's to "friends only". :twocents-02cents: Also, how many "homeless guys" have internet capability?

If you don't think homeless people have internet access, you've never set foot in a public library. I have been next to a few too many homeless dudes watching porn while I was trying to get schoolwork or other important stuff done.

My town the McDonald's is the big wifi spot for homeless. Especially at night and during the winter month's. Have to be a customer or they kick you out. But for $1 you can get the large drink and refill it all night while you either sit quietly in the corner or use the wifi. 3AM it's common to go in for a burger and have almost all the seats filled while having only a few cars in the parking lot.

The McDonald's in my old neighborhood had a strict no loitering/leave after 30 mins rule because it was such an issue.

 

[Alana Cruise]

Member: " Can we do Sex now My Dick is on My Dick"

 

[DuoShi]

Member: " Can we do Sex now My Dick is on My Dick"

Is that Dickception? Or does the level of dick on dick have to be higher?

 

[LilyMarie]

Member: " Can we do Sex now My Dick is on My Dick"

Is that Dickception? Or does the level of dick on dick have to be higher?

 

[ComicOzzie]

IOM_DAN: get naked bb and ill take u prvt with 400 tokens xxx

Nice try, Dan. :handgestures-salute:

 

[UncleThursday]

IOM_DAN: get naked bb and ill take u prvt with 400 tokens xxx

Nice try, Dan. :handgestures-salute:

I'll do it for 400 tokens. *wink wink nudge nudge* :lol: