Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SaffronBurke]

Someone asked what size my boobs were a few minutes ago, like always, I gave a simple "all pertinent information is listed in my profile. " Got this in return. Lay off the roids dude..... :?

kizmetkid44: hey... i didnt come here to profiles... you dont need to be so snippy... you are pretty until u speak.... drop the fuckin attitude.. ugh

 

[SirOlav]

Saw this in a new model's room a while back.

 

[AlanaTaylor]

01:05:55 PM bigfruity: do you disclose how kinky you get in private?
01:06:33 PM Rouge_x: Lol how kinky is kinky to you
01:06:42 PM bigfruity: bottle?
01:07:33 PM Rouge_x: Bottle? I has no bottles
01:07:52 PM bigfruity: what have u that you would use?
01:08:40 PM Rouge_x: Dildos....

Apparently dildos are just too vanilla for him!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

01:05:55 PM bigfruity: do you disclose how kinky you get in private?
01:06:33 PM Rouge_x: Lol how kinky is kinky to you
01:06:42 PM bigfruity: bottle?
01:07:33 PM Rouge_x: Bottle? I has no bottles
01:07:52 PM bigfruity: what have u that you would use?
01:08:40 PM Rouge_x: Dildos....

Apparently dildos are just too vanilla for him!

Bottle...dildo... Seems like there must be some sort of compromise...

 

[LilyMarie]

More of a lol than a wtf, but I really can't find the thread right now....

GamingSteve1: can you show your tits pls
GamingSteve1: PLEASE
Frenchlikker has tipped AspenRae 10 tokens: 'don't show them yet'
GamingSteve1: NO

 

[JerryBoBerry]

More of a lol than a wtf, but I really can't find the thread right now....

GamingSteve1: can you show your tits pls
GamingSteve1: PLEASE
Frenchlikker has tipped AspenRae 10 tokens: 'don't show them yet'
GamingSteve1: NO

:lol: I've done that too. Stupid beggars piss me off I'll tip just to ask the model to NOT do it till they leave.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I want his opinion chest naked bb plizzzzz

Whose opinion? You can't decide for yourself if my boobs rock? Cause my boobs being awesome is fact, not opinion.

 

[JickyJuly]

I can totally overlook the meetup offers, but when they pretend I misunderstood it infuriates me.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I can totally overlook the meetup offers, but when they pretend I misunderstood it infuriates me.

The next day...
Imaboss21 - so you've been thinking about it last night, right? I've still got those pics I could send. Then we can meet up, but only if we get along first, cause I'm a gentlemen like that.

:lol:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Not exactly members of a camsite per se, but I'm curious as to how the My Porn Profile link pointed this person to me being a terrific person to donate to their "cause".

 

[Eldgrim]

A model friend of mine recieved this :

crazyladuk : ok this is going to be a very weird question but here goes do you know any single crazy ladys who may like to be a slave to a european guy im looking for a girl to be my real life slave and im willing to pay her $100 a week maybe sometimes $200 a week

An offer no girl can refuse !

 

[mynameisbob84]

A model friend of mine recieved this :

crazyladuk : ok this is going to be a very weird question but here goes do you know any single crazy ladys who may like to be a slave to a european guy im looking for a girl to be my real life slave and im willing to pay her $100 a week maybe sometimes $200 a week

An offer no girl can refuse !

I don't think this guy quite understands the concept of slavery :?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Seriously, WTF?

goinglow59: I bet you're putting the most amazing stink into the asshole part of that thong. I wanna smell it so bad

:?

 

[ConnerJay]

:?

 

[ACFFAN69]

:?

I pride myself on trying to be as creepy as possible, and I don't think there is any way I could come up with something like that. Merely coming up with a situation this absurd is impressive in the worst possible way if he was trolling.

So many questions; How big is this pile? What style of baby shoes? Also, Why does have a have a pile of baby shoes? Is this the shoes of his baby? Either way it's scary to think about. I'm just going to pretend that he collects baby booties for his dog, and he has a very messy living space and he accidentally jerked off into a pile of his dogs shoes. Pretending this will help me sleep tonight.

 

[RebeccaT]

Not exactly members of a camsite per se, but I'm curious as to how the My Porn Profile link pointed this person to me being a terrific person to donate to their "cause".

I got this, too, though from a different name

 

[Courtneypage]

This was posted on my wall. I'm not even Mexican.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I get asked this too often.

 

[ComicOzzie]

I don't think the model was impressed with his reasoning for requesting a pvt with 60 tokens...

02:22:38 PM PureDream: beano get more tokens
02:22:41 PM PureDream: u have one min
02:22:57 PM beano100: let me use up my last few 1st

 

[ComicOzzie]

duwall: girlu so fine they shoulkd bottle and sell yur daddys sperm

 

[HealthyIncome]

"Act like you lost a bunch of weight." :lol:

 

[Nordling]

Sometimes a member may forget...that it's NOT ALL ABOUT HIM.

 

[ComicOzzie]

I'll take Really Dumb Questions for $100, Alex...

Topic: *Christmas Date Raffle ON** FULL NAKED 982 tok
mrwolfe1967: do you get naked in pvt?

 

[YelloMit]

I'll take Really Dumb Questions for $100, Alex...

Topic: *Christmas Date Raffle ON** FULL NAKED 982 tok
mrwolfe1967: do you get naked in pvt?

Ahhh, my brain.... :-x

 

[Teagan]

I get asked this too often.

I always tell them im an AutoBot.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Speaking of stupid questions...

Sillybuster: do you have big boobs?

The model was topless at the time.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

I get asked this too often.

I always tell them im an AutoBot.

I just roared at the answers
Well done ...well said...<ribs hurting>

:character-hobbes:

 

[Jessi]

browsing gay models on chaturbate


:?

 

[CourtneyJayne]

During a cumshow-

jacki07: yes suck my orgazm drink it

 

[SavannahMai]

I get this a lot lately....

''What are you up to?''

WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M FUCKING UP TO, YOU CAN SEE ME ON THE CAM!! :angry4:

Honestly i never realised how thick people can be before i started this job...