Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Vera]

@Ann-

HA I just had that guy in my room a minute ago!

 

[AerynShade]

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Foxxx_VT]

Good old carjacker111, been posting that in rooms for almost a year now :lol:

 

[Molly_Rockit]

bigdream159: I found it funny because I'm happy, was fondly of their dances

 

[Johndoe91]

I just came across a VERY ambitious room helper, which is annoying to start with, but here's the kicker: it was on a site where room helpers/moderators. to make things more interesting, he was not only NOT a regular in the room, judging by the interactions between the model and him, it was his first time there.

Can't even wrap my brain around it

 

[WickedTouch]

Ah... he's once...



twice...



three times a dickhead!




:naughty:

 

[caireen]

I'm pretty sure this guy has a cast fetish..

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

I'm pretty sure this guy has a cast fetish..

The best part was how he offered to pay Caireen's medical bill $2,000 and then $4,000 later. Needless to say he was going to use Paypal to pay her, and he seemed undeterred when she told him she didn't have a Paypal account.

 

[Phoebe]

I'm pretty sure this guy has a cast fetish..

he just hates walls

 

[Poison_Ivy21]

WTF?

 

[AerynShade]

WTF?

I think that's the same guy who said I looked like I was from Boston!

 

[Poison_Ivy21]

WTF?

I think that's the same guy who said I looked like I was from Boston!

That's so strange. I like how he specifically said my tits only. I wonder what ethnicity the rest of my body parts look like :lol:

 

[Johndoe91]

WTF?

I think that's the same guy who said I looked like I was from Boston!

That's so strange. I like how he specifically said my tits only. I wonder what ethnicity the rest of my body parts look like :lol:

Well your ass must be Jamaican, cause Jamaican me crazy
ill let myself out now

 

[Ann_Sulu]

It's been an interesting morning so far:

^Sorry I didn't physically laugh out loud to massage your ego. I don't tend to burst out laughing most times that I find something funny...that's just my way. I kind of chuckled and said "Ahhh I see what you did there!", but obviously that wasn't enough for you to feel better about yourself. It may have also helped if you actually made up a bad joke rather than taking a random bad joke from the internet that I've seen so many times it's worn on me.

It honestly felt weird him saying that, as if he thought I was trying to cater to a niche like whale tipping bad joke guys (like some guys whine about fake geek girls). No dude. I just say lame things that I think are funny. It's my warning to you all.

^Yes, let me go look through my collection of random women I have just lying around in wait to be dragged on cam. Oh wait sorry, can't since I didn't sign on for a couple account.

I accidentally deleted the third, but I was in a private when a guy thought it was necessary to ask in free chat if I was there, and repeat "Hello?" over and over again as if I'd respond while in a paid chat.

aaaaand reported...

 

[Poison_Ivy21]

Told him I would never do something that unnecessarily mean and that he's a total piece of shit.

Less WTF and more I hate these misogynistic dudes.

:angry4:

 

[SaffronBurke]

how long since you beenfuced?

.....Why does it matter? I get asked this all the time, and just... why. Whether I last had sex five seconds ago or five years ago, I'm still gonna get nekkid and diddle my holes for you.

 

[gingerhobbit]

Told him I would never do something that unnecessarily mean and that he's a total piece of shit.

Less WTF and more I hate these misogynistic dudes.

:angry4:

And you just gotta know it was a random pic he pulled off the internet, not his 'girlfriend.'

 

[Nordling]

"spiderman269: omg your skinny body is kuje a dream. love the ribs."

Sounds more like something you'd want to BBQ than a complement.

 

[Poison_Ivy21]

"Can I add you on Facebook?"

Then this other dude was like "Where exactly in Texas are you? I'm outside Austin." I said "Fuck off why would I give you my exact location? You think I'm stupid?" Then he claimed he wanted to know for the opposite reason of what I was assuming. He was concerned about being recognized in public by me...LMFAO.

My regulars and I died laughing.

 

[gingerhobbit]

After the model told him 'no' for the third or fourth time, he left.

I told him I thought maybe he had a medical condition with the whole 8 months thing.

 

[HarleyRoseLee]

I had to laugh at this tweet:

Fadda @1BoMania
Smh @ReyCHarlz look like she showers with the saliva of the Lord himself

I've been laughing for 5 minutes at this. What the actual fuck does this mean??? It's like what Piper Laurie from Carrie would say if she decided to perv around.

 

[DuoShi]

10k...

heteros:fucking gays waving their rainbow flags... they need to be squirted on by a girl having a period

 

[Poison_Ivy21]

For once, I have no words.

 

[JimsX]

why don't models usually meet offline do they think they're better than us ori s it against the rulez

If I were a model, a question/comment like that would put the guy instantly on a "never fucking meet, ever" list.

 

[Alana Cruise]

um wut?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Is this what it looks like when a linguist has an an identity crisis?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Dude takes me exclusive while I'm discussing a private with another dude (rude!) without saying hi or anything
Him: hi can you lay back up legs hsow me feets spread ass with one hand and fuck pussy with ohter with dildo until i say stop. no stop even if you cum and smile to me please
Me out loud: Sorry, I physically cannot do that.
Him: no sound
Him: tip please
Me: I physically cannot do that.

 

[helloimc]

 

[Poison_Ivy21]

I'm having an awfully hard time finding a fuck to give.