Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Marissa Frost]

I was doing a public humiliation show with SPH. I think it hit a little too close to home for a freeloader

White Nigger Bitch ?


Gotta watch out for them "White Niggers"

hahahah

 

[AmberCutie]

Enlarge image for facepalm worthy (ignored member's) pm chat.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Enlarge image for facepalm worthy (ignored member's) pm chat.
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light as a butterfly...delicious kisses...fairy clitoris...little almond...hard as steel...strawberry tagada...anal tingling...sacred river...

Inspiring. Halfway through reading this, I found myself wishing I could grow a vagina and do a Niagra Falls impersonation.

 

[ComicOzzie]

From a math-challenged blue noob...

Arana21: Wot wud u do if someone bought 900 tokens and then tipped 50 tokens 9 times?

 

[Magnolia]

From a math-challenged blue noob...

Arana21: Wot wud u do if someone bought 900 tokens and then tipped 50 tokens 9 times?

 

[Cherry Bomb]

From a math-challenged blue noob...

Arana21: Wot wud u do if someone bought 900 tokens and then tipped 50 tokens 9 times?

Me: You should tip me 69 tokens 15 times, it will last much longer.

 

[CuteViky]

 

[Ann_Sulu]

A live picture...*deep breath*

 

[EllaGray]

Member: Ay lil ma, u don't seem desperate enuf 4 my pvt

Me: Lol I'm not

Member: wat happened 2 tha good old days when all u hoez was on drugs and wud suck dick 4 free

....It's so funny how dudes react when women decide they have standards. Lol

 

[AudriTwo]

This one made me laugh. Sadly, I couldn't shout back a witty comeback like I usually do because someone purchased an exclusive block.

"Get a real job stupid cunt. I bet you would make a great Red Lobster waitress"

 

[ComicOzzie]

freakman28: do u view cams
freakman28: view my cam for 50

sorry, but with that name its gonna take a lot more than 50 tokens.

 

[Dani Picas]

joebrian707: would you masturbate with snot


um. no.

 

[LilPixy]

Member sent me PM about how he wants to 'have some fun' with me IRL
me: well, I don't meet up, sorry
him: ok, you can call me if you want - *him number*
me: I just told you I don't meet up
him: ok, you´re right. where you from sweet?

Ofc, I'm gonna call you and pay shit tons of money to tell you that the only place you can meet me is world called Internet...

 

[justjoinedtopost]

lbm420wants: Do even Know what it would mean to be your man to make sweet love to you to feel myself inside you c to make love all day and tell me to sleep from physical exhaustion from making love all day holding each other in are arms and I left myself my cock in your sweet pussy I make you pregnant so I gave Mary the dream girl princess be with sharing my life with her

lbm420wants: To give you a Square orgasm with my tongue taste your sweet

lbm420wants: All sweet dreams all true

 

[RebeccaT]

Member: Ay lil ma, u don't seem desperate enuf 4 my pvt

That spelling alone is enough to get a ban in my room.

 

[yummybrownfox]

 

[BoobieT69]

-.---

^No

Wink in morse code,omg can`t stop laughing

 

[JerryBoBerry]

lbm420wants: To give you a Square orgasm with my tongue taste your sweet

Square ones are the best. So much more awesome than those triangular ones!

How did you not instantly fall in love with this poetic Romeo?

 

[ComicOzzie]

MFC's most incoherent poster strikes again...

LUVAMISTRO: assa unknown ssssith isit in bedlum unparkkked butt ssstilli ssssilenced The " ..giving treez.." inner envious sssscreamz "itwassss all a dream.." re-entrances

 

[Cutie_Kisses]

Did I miss something? Apparently you can't be a free spirit and wear a tank top without a bra, because you know, your spirit has everything to do with the clothes you wear. Good riddance!

 

[Rosy]

apparently a poor SPH guy didn't like my fat ass on chaturbate. funny projectile vomiting gif, tho.

I also got my first proposal!!!! I am so excited. He was from India and he even said he was okay with my career camming! Such a loving husband.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

It's a nice day for a sham wedding...

I'm leaving in contact info in case anyone wishes to answer his plea in my place. XD

 

[BoobieT69]

Got this today "Can I grab those twin towers and vandalize them with my tongue graffiti"

 

[CharlieCharma]

"How much money for you to dress up like a nazi?"

Yeah, no. I'm not doing that. Definitely not.

 

[Rosy]

first thing he said to me

Couldn't tell if this was a request, question, or statement

 

[Ann_Sulu]

*Deeeeeep heavy sigh*

Edit: Read some twitter posts.

That made me tired, and not in a fun after sex tired sort of way.

 

[Entertainer33]

*Deeeeeep heavy sigh*

Edit: Read some twitter posts.

That made me tired, and not in a fun after sex tired sort of way.

How do these promotional pages even get all the followers they do? Or is it a giant ring of promotional sites following each other? I just don't see how they have enough pull to be worth any model's time.

 

[AerynShade]

How do these promotional pages even get all the followers they do? Or is it a giant ring of promotional sites following each other? I just don't see how they have enough pull to be worth any model's time.

Thus the reason I block and report 'promo' twitter accounts as spam.

 

[cosm0s]

So there was this time when two guys in the same chat room discovered, over the course of about 5 minutes, they were actually teenage brothers.

I took a screenshot of the model's face. It was priceless.

Probably a deliberate prank in a slow room, but you never know.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

How do these promotional pages even get all the followers they do? Or is it a giant ring of promotional sites following each other? I just don't see how they have enough pull to be worth any model's time.

http://www.ebuytwitterfollowers.com/