SweetDee's group started. TinyViking and I stayed in public chat.
TinyViking82: BYE TOUCH THING S LOL
TinyViking82: and so the akward silence start
LilyM: tiny. let's be awkward together.
TinyViking82: lily.. i saw something smooth today
LilyM: what
LilyM: your mom's legs?
TinyViking82: HI I LOVE U RUB YOUR CLIT
TinyViking82: i think that was a great opening line
LilyM: well, he did tell her he loved her.
LilyM: those are big words
sigma6sigma: that wasn't very smooth tiny [
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TinyViking82: I thought it was amazing
TinyViking82: I want to see that
TinyViking82: or do it myself .. and see if my boyish charms can save me
LilyM: your lumberjack charms
TinyViking82: yes
LilyM: if those don't work, try dat magical singing voice
TinyViking82: I tried charming a russian lady today.. its so hard when they dont understand anything you say
LilyM: tiny, you should have spoken russian with her. you're so stupid.
TinyViking82: shut up you whore
TinyViking82: i don't speak russian
LilyM: go away lumberjack
sigma6sigma: ahh that explains your sudden desire to learn russian, eh comrade tovarisch tiny?
TinyViking82: LILY.. NOT EVERY EURO SPEAKS RUSSIAN .. DONT YOU KNOW THAT?
LilyM: I don't either!
TinyViking82: I figured you of all people , who get tossed in the same group as them, would be understanding here
TinyViking82: Eastern euros and Lily... the filter actually says that
LilyM: I'm understanding of them. I'm not understanding of you. :b
TinyViking82: Hide Eastern Europe and Lily
LilyM: tiny y u so mean
LilyM: my bad english is part of my charm, OKAY
TinyViking82: You just made fun of my English .. the AWKWARD word
TinyViking82: MAYBE I NEVER GOT AROUND TO STUDY ENGLISH LIKE SOMEONE ELSE
LilyM: yeah, because you're just logging trees all day every day
LilyM: while singing to them
LilyM: in your plaid flanel shirt
TinyViking82: I only have 3 of those
LilyM: you only have 38 of those
TinyViking82: NO IM WEARING MY PANDA TSHIRT NOW
LilyM: yeah, sure.
TinyViking82: You have trust issues
TinyViking82: BELIEVE ME LILY .. LET ME LOVE YOU [:LETMELOVEYOU]
LilyM: I trust no human
Ishi_: haha
Ishi_: you guys are hilarious
TinyViking82: What if im a lumberjack singing cyborg programmed to love you?
LilyM: then maybe. but only then
Ishi_: you could be a piece of lumberjacking machinery
LilyM: I didn't know that existed o__o
TinyViking82: Attracted to the digital world, because I feel sorry for the trees.. I got drawn to the internet and the quest to make text digital..
Cai27: That was amazing ! thank you x
TinyViking82: a lumbermachine with a heart
LilyM: tiny! the nice man said thank you!
TinyViking82: im moving to america to live the american dream as an italian mailman
LilyM: what is that career going to look like?
Ishi_: Luigi in a USPS uniform?
TinyViking82: yes
LilyM: that's not the american dream
TinyViking82: i will get healthcare and stuff.. and charm ladies
TinyViking82: give them my package . lol
Ishi_: Will you offer to lick their envelopes?
TinyViking82: I MEAN MY PENIS BY THAT
LilyM: he's a poet
TinyViking82: I will bring her package to the door, charm her pants off and make her my whore, teach the lady to behave, make her a camgirl, my internet slave!
SweetDee: be back in a minute [
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TinyViking82: thats poetry for you
LilyM: that's full of beauty. I can hardly stand it.
TinyViking82: But you shall, m'lady, I demand it
LilyM: you use words like a painter uses his colors. [:hearts]
TinyViking82: BUT THE INTERNET IS MY CANVAS!
LilyM: MODELS R MUSES
TinyViking82: Yeah .. They make me fap out art ..
Topic: High tip = gunter_here @ 500
MrM0jo: welcome back [
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TinyViking82: ... you dont have to read up on the chat, thats ok
LilyM: no, don't do it, dee
:lol:
I kind of like that question. I might have to ask a few models that one myself. :lol: :?
