Things members say that make you LOL

[helloimc]

I now wear a 6 ft strap-on.

 

[TokenGesture]

I now wear a 6 ft strap-on.

All rescue service workers should be equipped with one of those. Very useful for bridging gaps and allowing those in danger to cross to safety.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

It was Megan day in my room.

 

[DudeExtreme]

It was Megan day in my room.

I hope you do this again. It was a lot fun! :romance-heart:

 

[PlayboyMegan]

It was Megan day in my room.

I hope you do this again. It was a lot fun! :romance-heart:

Lol that's a broken heart, silly!! You and your emote/smiley fails

 

[JerryBoBerry]

 

[DudeExtreme]

It was Megan day in my room.

I hope you do this again. It was a lot fun! :romance-heart:

Lol that's a broken heart, silly!! You and your emote/smiley fails

I just found the biggest heart I could find. It was listed as romance-heart. I'm so confused. I will stick with for now on.

 

[Just Me]

It was Megan day in my room.

I hope you do this again. It was a lot fun! :romance-heart:

Lol that's a broken heart, silly!! You and your emote/smiley fails

I just found the biggest heart I could find. It was listed as romance-heart. I'm so confused. I will stick with for now on.

To be fair, that emote takes a little while for the animation to kick in and is hard to see when it does. :thumbleft:

 

[JoleneBrody]

It was Megan day in my room.

I hope you do this again. It was a lot fun! :romance-heart:

Lol that's a broken heart, silly!! You and your emote/smiley fails

I just found the biggest heart I could find. It was listed as romance-heart. I'm so confused. I will stick with for now on.

To be fair, that emote takes a little while for the animation to kick in and is hard to see when it does. :thumbleft:

I'm pretty sure it's a butt heart anyway. That is obviously a slowly emerging butt crack.

 

[pg240]

For some reason, this typo just really tickled my funny bone today:

jack00700ger: sow me your tits

 

[LilyMarie]

 

[Anonymous]

Wow, Tiny, bipolar much? Lol.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[LadyLuna]

On streamate, just now

wowcow45: *usual toast* "Here's to Luna and here's to her ass, I got one hand free to RAISE MY GLASS!!" 1-2-3-GLUG!!!

*posted with permission from the member in question

 

[SaffronBurke]

Trollgent: grrr....not sure how i wanna do it
Trollgent: ok I think I have an idea
Trollgent: ready?
Trollgent: ima just seduce you real quick?
Trollgent: oh so easily....ready?
Trollgent: can i show you my long tailed gar before putting my sword of truth in your box of orden?
Trollgent: id hit that ass so fast you would swear a confessor's power went off from the shockwave
Trollgent: most people assume im like a confessor's rage cuz i often con-dar-scend to other people

Followed by:

Trollgent: do you know who you remind me of?
Trollgent: you remind me of the babe :candybowie

Nope. Not seduced. Laughing my ass off, yes.

But wait, there's more!

Trollgent: but i will give youa hint
Trollgent: my name isnt trollgent
Trollgent: my name is inigo montoya. you killed my boredom. prepare for my wry

 

[RedPill]

I've seen trollgent around he's pretty awesome and very clever.

 

[OpenTitsBB]

Trollgent (aka grandius) is incredibly clever... however, he has no filter. So, he tends to be a galloping thundercunt to quite a few people.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Guy: you are more than just a cumshow...I hope one day you don't have to do this.

:lol:
That last part I use to think to myself about my vanilla jobs, not about camming.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I've seen trollgent around he's pretty awesome and very clever.

And knows that he should read a girl's profile! I swear, he was the only guy in there that night who did!

 

[Anonymous]

Some idiot on Streamate threatened to report me because I look too young.

If I was a minor lying about my age, I wouldn't go with 30...lol. I'd probably choose something more believable like 18 or 19.

 

[ConnerJay]

Ha!

 

[Anonymous]

Trollgent (aka grandius) is incredibly clever... however, he has no filter. So, he tends to be a galloping thundercunt to quite a few people.

That's the name he goes by now? I hope his bugaboo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bugaboo) days are over.

 

[Anonymous]

On Skype:

Him: "How about I make you cum for free?"
Me: "How about you try again and let me know when you're ready to buy a show?"
Him: "How about no?"
Me: "Okay, I understand. McDonald's doesn't pay you enough. BYE."
*BLOCK*

 

[MrRodry]

After seeing this example of fine poetry I wondered if anybody has ever used something like this little gem in a song...

 

[PlayboyMegan]

(Begging) tookay: ass

CrazyCorona3: yes you are

 

[Jupiter551]

Not so much a 'LOL' as a 'I know right', but a pretty spot-on funny one lol

grand90: does every public show mean 50 people have to make the same joke about someone being behind them/in a bush/ in window?

 

[Anonymous]

After seeing this example of fine poetry I wondered if anybody has ever used something like this little gem in a song...

LOL.

Lil' Wayne has a rap lyric where he says "beat that pussy like Emmett Till." :? The Till family wasn't too pleased.

 

[LuckySmiles]

I've been leaving PM's open to all... there's a bit of a language barrier... but that's what makes it awesome..

10:30:36 PM ARTHUR2525: I'D WISH TO HAVE A MILLION TKS TO GIVE IT TO YOU
10:30:53 PM LuckySmiles: lol
10:30:54 PM ARTHUR2525: BCS YOU DESERVE IT
10:31:14 PM ARTHUR2525: BUT REALLY YOU ARE VERY BEAUTY FOR ME
10:32:10 PM ARTHUR2525: I'D EAT ANY FOOD YOU PREPARE
10:33:03 PM ARTHUR2525: I COOK BUT FOOD FROMMY COUNTRY,MANY AMERICANS LOVE IT
10:33:09 PM ARTHUR2525: HOMEMADE FOOD
10:33:52 PM ARTHUR2525: OK IF I DON'T CARE YOU I GO
10:34:14 PM ARTHUR2525: HAVE A GREAT NIGHT WITH DRUNKS AND BAD PEOPLE
10:34:17 PM ARTHUR2525: BYE BYE

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I've been leaving PM's open to all... there's a bit of a language barrier... but that's what makes it awesome..

10:30:36 PM ARTHUR2525: I'D WISH TO HAVE A MILLION TKS TO GIVE IT TO YOU
10:30:53 PM LuckySmiles: lol
10:30:54 PM ARTHUR2525: BCS YOU DESERVE IT
10:31:14 PM ARTHUR2525: BUT REALLY YOU ARE VERY BEAUTY FOR ME
10:32:10 PM ARTHUR2525: I'D EAT ANY FOOD YOU PREPARE
10:33:03 PM ARTHUR2525: I COOK BUT FOOD FROMMY COUNTRY,MANY AMERICANS LOVE IT
10:33:09 PM ARTHUR2525: HOMEMADE FOOD
10:33:52 PM ARTHUR2525: OK IF I DON'T CARE YOU I GO
10:34:14 PM ARTHUR2525: HAVE A GREAT NIGHT WITH DRUNKS AND BAD PEOPLE
10:34:17 PM ARTHUR2525: BYE BYE

I'm fairly certain in some countries you're now considered engaged.

 

[Jupiter551]

LOL.

Lil' Wayne has a rap lyric where he says "beat that pussy like Emmett Till." :? The Till family wasn't too pleased.

I don't blame the family lol, poor kid :/ There's also in an Outkast song the line "I love who you are I love who ya ain't you're so Ann Frank
Let's hit the attic to hide out for bout two weeks" (sic) which always made me go WHOA wtf, even when I knew it was there heh. Referencing Anne Frank talking about a girl going up to the attic with him to get it on for two weeks...hmm...teenager who was murdered in the holocaust...booty call...yeah totally appropriate lol. :?