Things members say that make you LOL

[JimsX]

Good deal guys, 20 pack Maruchan chicken flavor ramen $2 @ Walmart. Now you can afford to buy more tokens, so your favorite model can buy their new Audi.

:lol: :lol:

 

[Johndoe91]

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I think I made a funny

Random: Can you say my name plz bb?
Model: Idk, can you say MY name?
Model: SAY MY NAME
Me: Heisenberg?

 

[MrRodry]

 

[eclipse76]

Men with female avatars have always baffled me. I don't really understand the reasoning.

Especially in this case, there's no reference in your bio about who the avatar actually is, even though you at least say it's not you.

Just weird.

But why…? Pam is amazing!

I have a Russian model as avatar on MFC, I didnt' really think about it when I registered in 2010, I just liked her pictures and had the photoset laying around.

 

[camstory]

Uncle_Drunken: What brand of high heals are you wearing
Model: Guess
Uncle_Drunken: I don't want to guess, please just tell me.

 

[ACFFAN69]

Uncle_Drunken: What brand of high heals are you wearing
Model: Guess
Uncle_Drunken: I don't want to guess, please just tell me.

I know Uncle_Drunken!
He's been the life of the party every time I've seen him around! :lol:

 

[Amelia Liddell]

an email from someone thinking about getting my snapchat. :lol: :lol: just because i like videogames doesn't mean i accept them as currency!

 

[xDollPartsx]

There are so many I forget to post here or take pics of. Maybe I'm biased, but my regs crack me the hell up. Note: the fingering butthole gif they use started as a typo that I laughed so hard at, it ended up becoming our way of greeting each other and/or high fiving each other. It happens when you try to type a "brofist" emote and instead type "brofit".

 

[Johndoe91]

I know this is a fairly common fetish, but since someone posted this the other day, I laughed entirely too hard

 

[camstory]

This could also work in the TMSTMYG WTF considering DBrtDipshit's (AKA for member I don't remember) comment. (though it is so typical it is not interesting.)

Model: Talking about how horny she is to be back on cam for the first time in a month, and rubbing herself through her noticeably wet camel flowered bikini briefs.

DBrtDipshit: I SWEAR I SOOOOOOO WISH I WAS YOUR PANTIES RIGHT NOW!!!!

SirWanksaBit: I don't want to be your panties - I want to be your pantie liner B/C they have wings, and I've always wanted to fly.

Model: Laughs, then laughs more, then laugh snorts.

SirWanksaBit: Cock grows to ginormas size for the rest of the night.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[DivSavel]

I was laughing so hard from this PM I had to stop what I was doing and acknowledge it in-room. All of those images were animated.

 

[xDollPartsx]

More of regs making me laugh...

 

[RebeccaT]

A tip note: you make masturbating a thrilling and so good such a pretty woman that loves to fuck.....dick candy so real n pretty

I'm taking it as a compliment :-D

 

[ComicOzzie]

OK, this cracked me up...

SexxxxLord: You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Ares26: She has brown eyes...

:lol:

 

[Johndoe91]

bluecock2000: MMMMMMMMMMMM HAIRY PUSSY


2 things wrong with this:
1. model was wearing panties
2. she has been shaved for as long as I've known her

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Always amusing how little topics are read.

 

[JimsX]

Hello. I'm black. Be my girlfriend.

He did not last long.

 

[ConnerJay]

 

[Pikachai]

I literally am feeling so sorry for myself for never having visited this thread before.

 

[helloimc]

 

[helloimc]

 

[Sevrin]

 

[MrShepard]

View attachment 54904

We may never know if he likes older man or not... and probably for the best

 

[helloimc]

 

[Johndoe91]

the_nightstar: how old are you and how old are you?

Also, where are you from and where are you from?

 

[DivSavel]

My regulars are glorious bastards.

Member: Cam froze
Me: Crap. Am I frozen?
Regular: nope
Regular: wait you or your heart?

 

[DivSavel]

We were talking about the silliness of :hydrate in MFC's chat; it's an emote that says "Tips hydrate her pussy"
Regular: To be fair, if tipping did make water shoot out of a model's girl parts then I would definitely want to see that.

I commented on how she'd have to douche, which is extremely unhealthy.
Regular: Hence why "douche" is a great term for wretched guys. Something that you should never let anywhere near your vagina.

 

[SaffronBurke]

We were talking about the silliness of :hydrate in MFC's chat; it's an emote that says "Tips hydrate her pussy"
Regular: To be fair, if tipping did make water shoot out of a model's girl parts then I would definitely want to see that.

I commented on how she'd have to douche, which is extremely unhealthy.
Regular: Hence why "douche" is a great term for wretched guys. Something that you should never let anywhere near your vagina.

I use "douche" as an insult for that precise reason.

 

[ComicOzzie]

This totally cracked me up...

whattolookfor: are you a squirter?
(Model goes WTF, dude)
whattolookfor: well would like to get to know you sorry