Things models say that make you go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

I received my one and only ban from a longtime model friend who set a 25 token minimum. I had always tipped her 20 tokens on a regular basis and when I asked her why she had done this, she responded that she thought she was worth at least 25. When I then did not tip her 25, she banned me. Oh well. Only 1,200 other models to tip now.

Similar thing happened to me (minus the ban) I tried to tip 50 to a girl I hang with, chat to etc, mentioned in chat "aww, I was going to tip 50 but 100 is the minimum?" and she bluntly replied "You don't have 100?" I just left, rarely tipped her since.
Whether I had 100 isn't the point, I wanted to give 50 because I felt like giving a gift on the spur of the moment. As soon as it turns into an expectation or obligation of the minimum the gift should be, I no longer feel like giving it.

 

[LadyLuna]

Got my first tip rejection. Was in the lounge, a girl was doing a lotion show. I was feeling charitable (saying that probably makes me look like a jerk)
went to her room to tip 20, and got the notice ""XXX" only accepts tips greater than 25 tokens (paraphrasing). There were 3 prems in her room besides me. After I left, I noticed her cam score is 525.8!!!!

Oh well, 20 tokens for some girl who wants em!

I don't even know why that minimum tip feature EXISTS. Seriously. I'm happy about every token that I get
Is it really possible to be so proud that you don't accept anything under $1,25? What is wrong with people..

lol, good for you! I bumped the thread with our discussion about it for you ^_^

 

[schlmoe]

Just heard in model's room: "I'd rather eat a fetus than eat a rabbit" and 1 minute later she said "if I found a fetus in the dumpster, I could eat it and not get in trouble, I'd just say it looked like liver".

Now, I was flipping thru in the lounge and I'm sure I missed the context, but WTF???

 

[ViruSphere]

Miss_Lollipop: BOOBIES
Miss_Lollipop: 66
*points to boobies*
ViruSphere: I can see your boobs by looking at your profile.
Miss_Lollipop: "THAT'S CHEATING!!!!" :-x

 

[LadyLuna]

bumped cause I can't believe there has been nothing for half a month!

 

[schlmoe]

Not exactly "said", but typed by a model for her topic. Unfortunately, Aedan's Mac gave her an auto-correct that we will not soon forget:

 

[AedanRayne]

Not exactly "said", but typed by a model for her topic. Unfortunately, Aedan's Mac gave her an auto-correct that we will not soon forget:

:lol: I'm crying from laughing so hard again... Damn, schlmoe... you couldn't let that one go! It'll forever haunt me now. :lol:

 

[Red7227]

Blu__ setting maths problems for the class.

 

[LilyMarie]

Chicks2012's Topic: cam 2 cam cock competition for longest cock 30 tokins
kinkykyle2009: do we win 30 tokens?
Chicks2012: yes)
me: members can't "win tokens".
Chicks2012: ahahah)))

 

[Jupiter551]

Chicks2012's Topic: cam 2 cam cock competition for longest cock 30 tokins
kinkykyle2009: do we win 30 tokens?
Chicks2012: yes)
me: members can't "win tokens".
Chicks2012: ahahah)))

Lol no problem you don't have a cock either!

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

This model must be super talented at multi-tasking...somehow she was able to type a post for the newsfeed during a group where all this is happening...????




I am impressed.
:shock:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[LilyMarie]

Topic: I KNOW U GUYS WANNA SEE MY PRETTY PINK PUSSY SOO HELP ME RACH MY GOAL OF 4000

New model, camscore 998.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Topic: I KNOW U GUYS WANNA SEE MY PRETTY PINK PUSSY SOO HELP ME RACH MY GOAL OF 4000

New model, camscore 998.

Looks like she lost 2 points off her camscore just writing out that topic.

:lol:

 

[Miss__Kitty]

I made a YouTube vid that was pretty perfect for the Things that Members say that make you go WTF?... so I thought it was only appropriate that I make one for things some cam models say as well, lol! Hope you enjoy! I had fun making it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwGno0Z2rRg

 

[LilyMarie]

I made a YouTube vid that was pretty perfect for the Things that Members say that make you go WTF?... so I thought it was only appropriate that I make one for things some cam models say as well, lol! Hope you enjoy! I had fun making it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwGno0Z2rRg

1:04 doesn't make me go WTF at all
It's totally understandable that a model wants people to at least talk to her if they can't tip.

But other than that, there were many great phrases in the video

 

[Miss__Kitty]

I made a YouTube vid that was pretty perfect for the Things that Members say that make you go WTF?... so I thought it was only appropriate that I make one for things some cam models say as well, lol! Hope you enjoy! I had fun making it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwGno0Z2rRg

1:04 doesn't make me go WTF at all
It's totally understandable that a model wants people to at least talk to her if they can't tip.

But other than that, there were many great phrases in the video

Lol, well ya. I prefer that guys talk to me if they aren't going to tip as well. It was mostly poking fun at the phrase along with such attitude that accompanied it. I saw a model say this but even bitchier than I made it in the vid... her attitude is what made it funny to me... bc she was very un-friendly but wanted guys to talk to her, lol! The vid was mostly made in good humor just like the one made for guys/ members.

 

[Jupiter551]

Horrrnyhelen's profile "Yes my boobs are natural"

Btw she has 99 Red Balloons on autoplay :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

I made a YouTube vid that was pretty perfect for the Things that Members say that make you go WTF?... so I thought it was only appropriate that I make one for things some cam models say as well, lol! Hope you enjoy! I had fun making it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwGno0Z2rRg

it made me horny

 

[Sia Green]

Horrrnyhelen's profile "Yes my boobs are natural"

Btw she has 99 Red Balloons on autoplay :lol:

Really? :lol: :lol: I think I might be in love with her.... Im also still in tears laughing over Schlmoe's post about Aedans typo. JFC! That whole conversation is just full of win.

 

[Just Me]

Horrrnyhelen's profile "Yes my boobs are natural"

Btw she has 99 Red Balloons on autoplay :lol:

Her new thing is saying "They are fake, but they are not balloons" and I too noticed the autoplay song. :lol:

I am starting to think she might be a marketing genius

 

[ViruSphere]

Not a WTF, more like LOL:

OOHthatLady: "My boyfriend thinks I should go to the doctor for my anxiety. I'd rather just smoke weed. :lol: "

 

[Jupiter551]

Russian model in Siberia :mrgreen:

 

[Jupiter551]

This cracked me up for some reason, I think it sums up how boring and stupid the guys are who talk about their cocks etc, without tipping, during a show.

During cum show, model says in sexy Russian accent as she plays with herself:

"Guys, stop talking about your wank and start tip."

 

[Chamaeleon]

Blu__ setting maths problems for the class.

Must be working on the MFC cam score formula. :teasing-dunce:

 

[Bocefish]

TJHEART: "I never had prime rib before. Isn't that old man food?"

 

[Jupiter551]

TJHEART: "I never had prime rib before. Isn't that old man food?"

lol?

 

[Jupiter551]

200-play anal,group,pvt,SKYPE, today is my birthgay

 

[RogueWarrior]

Disclaimer to the thread police: I was unsure whether to post here or the what members say WTF, but think it applies to both. Although not really a "WTF" but more of a "LOL".

Setup: Had about 15-20 minutes to kill, was cruising rooms. Stopped in one. Don't know if this is normal for the room, but I was highly entertained. Guests and basics were not muted, I am assuming (and yes I know what that gets me) for the models own amusement because each time one said something inane, after a rather snappy comeback, was immediately banned. Saw more bans in two minutes than I have seen in my whole time at MFC (excluding mass bans).

One particular exchange stuck with me (and I'm paraphrasing here):

Guest: I want you to hear my sex
Model: I can't hear your sex
Model: Unless you're fucking my ear
Model: I don't want you fucking my brains
Model: I think you're fucking my nerves
Model: ban

This kind of thing went on the whole time I was in the room. I tipped because I was entertained. And I was not banned :icon-mrgreen:

 

[ComicOzzie]

TJHEART: "I never had prime rib before. Isn't that old man food?"

TJ is one of the funniest models on MFC.