Things models say that make you go "WTF?"

[SoTxBob]

TJHEART: "I never had prime rib before. Isn't that old man food?"

TJ is one of the funniest models on MFC.

And damned easy on the eyes as well... :mrgreen:

 

[Loslonelyboy]

While doing her 2012 spanks to bring in the New Year! JJ says " I have been spanked retarded" :icon-lol:

 

[BootyEyes]

"100 tokens to follow me on Twitter!" Kgille18
are you kidding me? you're doing it wrong! :naughty:

"700 tokens for shower show" :liar: (she meant video) Kgille18

I think she may have mixed up her regional filters while studying other model techniques.

 

[Jessi]

"100 tokens to follow me on Twitter!" Kgille18
are you kidding me? you're doing it wrong! :naughty:

"700 tokens for shower show" :liar: (she meant video) Kgille18

I think she may have mixed up her regional filters while studying other model techniques.

:lol: was just in there

 

[ViruSphere]

D0mino: "I was going to count how many cigarettes I smoked this year but I've already lost count. Dammit!"

 

[JoleneBrody]

D0mino: "I squeal like bjork when I'm getting fucked"

 

[Mfcwatchdog]

it is working on my nerves how possesive some models can be.I mean it's not because i tipped model A that i signed a marriage contract with her did i ?

 

[ViruSphere]

After bouncing around trying to scratch an itchy toe:

AedanRayne: "For all the noobs in the room I'm a total whackball."

 

[ComicOzzie]

Topic: Beat 100.000 tokens single TIP and I will MARRY YOU

Mail-order brides now available on MFC. Act now!

 

[Jupiter551]

After bouncing around trying to scratch an itchy toe:

AedanRayne: "For all the noobs in the room I'm a total whackball."

In other words, all the non-noobs in the room know it already Aedan

 

[LacieLaPlante]

hondasleeper: wats wrong
DevilTeaser: i got raped

 

[ComicOzzie]

TJHEART: "I never had prime rib before. Isn't that old man food?"

Another TJ classic: "Anthropology? Isn't that the study of bugs?"

 

[JoleneBrody]

Model...

See my new pet? It's the abdominal snowman from star wars.

 

[ImAnAsshole]

I've got one for you guys that will really make you go WTF. I was talking to this model who told me she wanted to masturbate with a knife blade but wanted 6k tokens to do and I told her that no one would do it cause they didn't believe she would..so she stuck the knife blade in her pussy and fucked the shit out of it until blood started gushing out and she had to be rushed to the hospital. Believe it or not it's true

 

[EvaLee]

I've got one for you guys that will really make you go WTF. I was talking to this model who told me she wanted to masturbate with a knife blade but wanted 6k tokens to do and I told her that no one would do it cause they didn't believe she would..so she stuck the knife blade in her pussy and fucked the shit out of it until blood started gushing out and she had to be rushed to the hospital. Believe it or not it's true

Bro story cool.

 

[Rose]

I've got one for you guys that will really make you go WTF. I was talking to this model who told me she wanted to masturbate with a knife blade but wanted 6k tokens to do and I told her that no one would do it cause they didn't believe she would..so she stuck the knife blade in her pussy and fucked the shit out of it until blood started gushing out and she had to be rushed to the hospital. Believe it or not it's true

Mhmmm.....because that's totally believable. :thumbleft:

 

[CassieRamone]

I always hide my token amount. One model said "Don't hide, show your tokens!" I was gone.

LOLLLLLLLL this ones actually really funny lmao

 

[SoTxBob]

This little excerpt is from a girl I USED to feel had a decent education and some good reasoning skills.. Being that she claims shes a "Jurist" [equivalent to a law degree] ...

edited for size .. the conversation was over about 5 minutes ...
and of course the 'show bobs n pussy' are eliminated.... :mrgreen:


KimAnderson: gustav do u read from wiki or are u teacher of history?
Gustav_III: no I learned from books. I like history.
KimAnderson: gustav i read another books
KimAnderson: i like to listen history but not to learn
KimAnderson: gustav sorry but u r fool
KimAnderson: i read normal books

KimAnderson: aids is lie
KimAnderson: aids is liE!!!!
KimAnderson: if u r so smart then read more info
and watch some q&a of smart people who are scientist
Gustav_III: no AIDS is real sorry to say. It did not excist when I was young
KimAnderson: even my granny is a doc and she said the same
KimAnderson: gustav there is no aids in the world
KimAnderson: first read whats aids then u will understand
Gustav_III: why does she lie?????
KimAnderson: just only usa has vaccine against the aids and
they sale it very expensive.
KimAnderson: its a big business and money

Gustav_III: According to UNAIDS 2009 report, worldwide some 60 million people
have been infected since the start of the pandemic, with some 25 million
deaths....14 million orphaned children in southern Africa alone.

KimAnderson: whole world is to used to eat everything from tv and everything
with what they feed us!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


I was left shaking my head with this ...
Many of the room were also in the same state of disbelief. As for what might be 'lost in translation'... While the grammar isnt perfect, theres not much lost.
Then again, like the USA used to say about things being a 'communist plot'...
I suppose the reverse can still be true over there and this is part of the "American conspiracy" misinformation they're fed about HIV.

 

[Jessi J]

My pussy has no bad odor!

 

[IGotNoName]

Topic: I fuck my dogs and my brother on Skype 500 tokens also sell vids 300 each one

 

[Jupiter551]

Topic: I fuck my dogs and my brother on Skype 500 tokens also sell vids 300 each one

That's disgusting, you should show the names of the people in there so we know who the sick fucks are

 

[ComicOzzie]

Topic: I fuck my dogs and my brother on Skype 500 tokens also sell vids 300 each one

That's disgusting, you should show the names of the people in there so we know who the sick fucks are

rik100 is digging that topic big time.

 

[LacieLaPlante]

RussianXXtasy: more oil
RussianXXtasy: what am i popcorn fucker

LOL

 

[Jupiter551]

RussianXXtasy: more oil
RussianXXtasy: what am i popcorn fucker

LOL

HAHAHAHH

 

[skiphop90]

Model: She's quite pretty for an african american girl.
Me: Wut!?
Model: Well I didn't want to call her black.

 

[SoTxBob]

RussianXXtasy: more oil
RussianXXtasy: what am i popcorn fucker

LOL

LOLOL.. I love Reny. She's become quite the comedic talent :lol:

 

[KristinKervz]

One sleeping beauty said in her room topic:

"plz u tip me when I sleep bb big tip gets skype tmrw"

 

[Bocefish]

From a model's profile:

If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Dorito Factory

:lol:

 

[sxycherrypie]

Topic: I fuck my dogs and my brother on Skype 500 tokens also sell vids 300 each one

What is wrong with people?That is just plain wrong. I really hope this poor girl gets the psychological help she needs (and meds).

 

[Nordling]

RussianXXtasy: more oil
RussianXXtasy: what am i popcorn fucker

LOL

LOLOL.. I love Reny. She's become quite the comedic talent :lol:

Ha ha! Funniest one of the day. :lol: