What older guys REALLY want

[ThunderWeasel]

The post by LineahRose started me on this train of thought. If you're an older guy, say 40+, what is it you REALLY want?

I'm 50, and lately all I want is parts that WORK right. I swear, my joints & back seem to take turns with which ones are gonna pop/creak/ache/outright HURT. I used to be able to do all sorts of stupid crap to myself & bounce back in a day or 2 with only a mild ache here and there. Now all I have to do is just stand in 1 place and just move my foot a little, and my ankle/knee tells me about it for DAYS.

We need interchangeable bionic body parts, is all I'm saying. I'll take new ankles, knees & spine, please & thanks. :shock:

 

[JickyJuly]

Red meat. All the red meat their hearts can't handle. That's what my husband wants I think? Maybe also women in their 20s? He's having neither. Chicken and my 32 year old fleshbag for him.

 

[ThunderWeasel]

Meat... hmmmm... yes, I guess I should have mentioned bacon in there somewhere. I suppose I just thought that was a given.

 

[mynameisbob84]

What I would really enjoy is the ability to go out drinking without having to suffer through a 48 hour hangover every time I do so. I used to be able to do this up until I was about 25. It feels like for the past five years now, my body has been taking its revenge for everything I put my liver through between the ages of 16 and 25.

 

[camstory]

The post by LineahRose started me on this train of thought. If you're an older guy, say 40+, what is it you REALLY want?

I'm 50, and lately all I want is parts that WORK right. I swear, my joints & back seem to take turns with which ones are gonna pop/creak/ache/outright HURT. I used to be able to do all sorts of stupid crap to myself & bounce back in a day or 2 with only a mild ache here and there. Now all I have to do is just stand in 1 place and just move my foot a little, and my ankle/knee tells me about it for DAYS.

We need interchangeable bionic body parts, is all I'm saying. I'll take new ankles, knees & spine, please & thanks. :shock:

you know that line misery loves company? Well, I think it's an awful thing to pull someone into your misery, but since you got here all by yourself, it's nice to know I'm not all alone.

 

[Red7227]

The post by LineahRose started me on this train of thought. If you're an older guy, say 40+, what is it you REALLY want?

I'm 50, and lately all I want is parts that WORK right. I swear, my joints & back seem to take turns with which ones are gonna pop/creak/ache/outright HURT. I used to be able to do all sorts of stupid crap to myself & bounce back in a day or 2 with only a mild ache here and there. Now all I have to do is just stand in 1 place and just move my foot a little, and my ankle/knee tells me about it for DAYS.

We need interchangeable bionic body parts, is all I'm saying. I'll take new ankles, knees & spine, please & thanks. :shock:

Yeah pain. It would be nice if the pain would take a day off a week. I can live with the lack of mobility and a bunch of things that don't work as well as they used to, but the pain just never stops.

 

[Poker_Babe]

What I would really enjoy is the ability to go out drinking without having to suffer through a 48 hour hangover every time I do so. I used to be able to do this up until I was about 25. It feels like for the past five years now, my body has been taking its revenge for everything I put my liver through between the ages of 16 and 25.

You just reminded me of this funny youtube video by college humor that I watched a few weeks ago.