Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant

[pyrite1965]

http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant
Husband claims "anything is possible"


07 May 2010 13:45 | by Dean Wilson | posted in Internet 76 Comments Follow us on Twitter or Facebook for technology and internet stories like this An American woman claims she became pregnant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the "other man" was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. "I see it as suspicious.
The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible," he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jennifer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect.
TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

"Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,"
Jennifer said. "But he knows I'm faithful." It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that "a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive." That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

 

[XxXIndiXxX]

Oh...dear...god.....

 

[SatanJonez]

"Hunny, why is there another man in our bed?"


"What? I'm just watching 3D porn. *shoves guy out of bed* There, it's off now"

 

[LadyLuna]

...

The stupidity of people knows no bounds.

 

[D0mino]

3D Porn...hrm. Come talk to me when your 3D centerfold can keep up with my Kegel regimen.

 

[AlexLady]

XD

 

[Bocefish]

Even Jessica Simpson isn't THAT blonde, no offense Tahnee.

http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com. ... Itemid=113

A week ago we published an article about a woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a 3d porn movie. The article was fake and we used a photo that we found on the internet. Unfortunately, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention. Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology. That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live they’re own lives. We apologize for taking their photo and wrongfully putting it in our article. Please, do not publish this article again and next time check what you read before you write. This site is a humor site. Nothing here is real.

 

[NaughtyAmberX]

 

[AlexLady]

Damn. That family should sue if it caused them any problems

 

[XxXIndiXxX]

argh, I knew it had to be fake! No one's that stupid.... are they??

 

[AlexLady]

Yeah. In the US we call them Southerners. They get pregnant from oral sex, too.

 

[pyrite1965]

Yeah. In the US we call them Southerners. They get pregnant from oral sex, too.

Hey now I resemble that remark!! The correct term is Hillbilly or Hick. They live all over the US, usually in small towns, or very rural areas, not just the in the south.

 

[heart42]

Anyone that says that is hallucinating & I won't believe it even if a rat
crawled in her rear end.The gossip columns will love this & eat this alive.

 

[Freq]

argh, I knew it had to be fake! No one's that stupid.... are they??

Joseph fell for it!

 

[XxXIndiXxX]

Ahh it's all coming together now, Joseph was a hillbilly!

 

[LadyLuna]

Ahh it's all coming together now, Joseph was a hillbilly!

Well... he WAS a carpenter...

 

[hornygods]

Yeah. In the US we call them Southerners. They get pregnant from oral sex, too.

As unlikely as it sounds, it's not impossible given the correct circumstances.

 

[RainbowBryte]

No one is this stupid. At least I hope not.

 

[LadyLuna]

Yeah. In the US we call them Southerners. They get pregnant from oral sex, too.

As unlikely as it sounds, it's not impossible given the correct circumstances.

Alright, the only way I can imagine this being possible:

woman gives man blowjob. man's cum ends up on her hands. woman proceeds to masturbate without washing her hands.

scratch that, I thought of another.

woman gives man blowjob. man and woman kiss, man's cum ends up around/on/in his mouth. man eats woman out.

 

[jamesrobert]

Yeah. In the US we call them Southerners. They get pregnant from oral sex, too.

As unlikely as it sounds, it's not impossible given the correct circumstances.

Alright, the only way I can imagine this being possible:

woman gives man blowjob. man's cum ends up on her hands. woman proceeds to masturbate without washing her hands.

scratch that, I thought of another.

woman gives man blowjob. man and woman kiss, man's cum ends up around/on/in his mouth. man eats woman out.

Curiously enough, while studying infertility we were told by our RE that a big part of conception is the "speed" at which semen is intended to enter the vaginal canal. They only have so much energy and they can't waste it swimming into the vaginal canal and then the intended journey afterwards.

 

[Jessi]

Yeah. In the US we call them Southerners. They get pregnant from oral sex, too.

As unlikely as it sounds, it's not impossible given the correct circumstances.

Alright, the only way I can imagine this being possible:

woman gives man blowjob. man's cum ends up on her hands. woman proceeds to masturbate without washing her hands.

scratch that, I thought of another.

woman gives man blowjob. man and woman kiss, man's cum ends up around/on/in his mouth. man eats woman out.

I feel like he'd have to move pretty fast to avoid the sperm freezing to death or being destroyed by his saliva

 

[LadyLuna]

Curiously enough, while studying infertility we were told by our RE that a big part of conception is the "speed" at which semen is intended to enter the vaginal canal. They only have so much energy and they can't waste it swimming into the vaginal canal and then the intended journey afterwards.

All I know, is that I heard somewhere about how a girl had the sperm on the outside of her vagina, and got pregnant off of it. This was a long time ago, so it might have been bullshit fed to me by the school system. I never meant to imply that it was certain or even likely to happen. Just, with the limited information I have, it seems like it could be possible that 1 in a million times of that happening, it might make a girl pregnant.

Plus, I have a mild belief in destiny. It's not that every single thing is destined to happen. Just that if it's really fucking important, it will happen. So if a woman absolutely needs to get pregnant off that guy, the universe will find a way to make it happen. Hence why every form of birth control is only 99% effective.

 

[camstory]

My mother was a civil servant for 38 years, the first four of these were spent as a counselor at the county juvenile hall. She told me that one of the toughest things she ever had to do was to control her desire to LOL on evening after lights out. One of the detainees timidly asked her in a sincere wispier if she could be pregnant as a result of a blow job she had given a few weeks before. My mother said that after a little thought it did not even seem like such a unbelievable thing for a poorly educated, frightened, 13 year old to ask, but her initial gut reaction was the desire to bust up laughing.

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

Curiously enough, while studying infertility we were told by our RE that a big part of conception is the "speed" at which semen is intended to enter the vaginal canal. They only have so much energy and they can't waste it swimming into the vaginal canal and then the intended journey afterwards.

All I know, is that I heard somewhere about how a girl had the sperm on the outside of her vagina, and got pregnant off of it. This was a long time ago, so it might have been bullshit fed to me by the school system. I never meant to imply that it was certain or even likely to happen. Just, with the limited information I have, it seems like it could be possible that 1 in a million times of that happening, it might make a girl pregnant.

Plus, I have a mild belief in destiny. It's not that every single thing is destined to happen. Just that if it's really fucking important, it will happen. So if a woman absolutely needs to get pregnant off that guy, the universe will find a way to make it happen. Hence why every form of birth control is only 99% effective.

I remember hearing the "super swimming sperm" story in health and sex ed classes a few times. I doubt its that true, unless the chick was way way wet and lubricated. I would figure the sperm would get damaged from dryer areas otherwise...

 

[Jupiter551]

Yeah. In the US we call them Southerners. They get pregnant from oral sex, too.

As unlikely as it sounds, it's not impossible given the correct circumstances.

Alright, the only way I can imagine this being possible:

woman gives man blowjob. man's cum ends up on her hands. woman proceeds to masturbate without washing her hands.

scratch that, I thought of another.

woman gives man blowjob. man and woman kiss, man's cum ends up around/on/in his mouth. man eats woman out.

Theoretically...teenage young woman about to insert a tampon unwraps it, and then is called by a parent that her best friend is on the phone - so she goes to pick it up. Her younger brother, seeing her vacate the bathroom enters and proceeds to (who knows why) jack off into the sink. Inadvertently, he gets some of his semen on the unwrapped tampon sitting on the side of the sink that he hasn't taken any notice of. Doesn't realise, leaves. Sister comes back and inserts the tampon...voila.

Kinda gross, highly unlikely and really unfortunate but possible way of having one's siblings kids - so long as women can get pregnant while menstruating? I can't remember if they can lol.

 

[Jessi]

Yeah. In the US we call them Southerners. They get pregnant from oral sex, too.

As unlikely as it sounds, it's not impossible given the correct circumstances.

Alright, the only way I can imagine this being possible:

woman gives man blowjob. man's cum ends up on her hands. woman proceeds to masturbate without washing her hands.

scratch that, I thought of another.

woman gives man blowjob. man and woman kiss, man's cum ends up around/on/in his mouth. man eats woman out.

Theoretically...teenage young woman about to insert a tampon unwraps it, and then is called by a parent that her best friend is on the phone - so she goes to pick it up. Her younger brother, seeing her vacate the bathroom enters and proceeds to (who knows why) jack off into the sink. Inadvertently, he gets some of his semen on the unwrapped tampon sitting on the side of the sink that he hasn't taken any notice of. Doesn't realise, leaves. Sister comes back and inserts the tampon...voila.

Kinda gross, highly unlikely and really unfortunate but possible way of having one's siblings kids - so long as women can get pregnant while menstruating? I can't remember if they can lol.

http://www.wisegeek.com/can-women-get-pregnant-during-menstruation.htm It is possible, so wrap up,

 

[LadyLuna]

Theoretically...teenage young woman about to insert a tampon unwraps it, and then is called by a parent that her best friend is on the phone - so she goes to pick it up. Her younger brother, seeing her vacate the bathroom enters and proceeds to (who knows why) jack off into the sink. Inadvertently, he gets some of his semen on the unwrapped tampon sitting on the side of the sink that he hasn't taken any notice of. Doesn't realise, leaves. Sister comes back and inserts the tampon...voila.

Kinda gross, highly unlikely and really unfortunate but possible way of having one's siblings kids - so long as women can get pregnant while menstruating? I can't remember if they can lol.

Only problem with that theory is that any girl changing her tampon will change her tampon FIRST, then go to the phone with apologies. Unless she wants to get an infection from not changing her tampon soon enough, because you know that conversation's gonna take hours! (It's not healthy to leave a tampon in for more than 4 or 5 hours. If she's already changing it, it's probably been 4 or 5 already...)

 

[Jupiter551]

Theoretically...teenage young woman about to insert a tampon unwraps it, and then is called by a parent that her best friend is on the phone - so she goes to pick it up. Her younger brother, seeing her vacate the bathroom enters and proceeds to (who knows why) jack off into the sink. Inadvertently, he gets some of his semen on the unwrapped tampon sitting on the side of the sink that he hasn't taken any notice of. Doesn't realise, leaves. Sister comes back and inserts the tampon...voila.

Kinda gross, highly unlikely and really unfortunate but possible way of having one's siblings kids - so long as women can get pregnant while menstruating? I can't remember if they can lol.

Only problem with that theory is that any girl changing her tampon will change her tampon FIRST, then go to the phone with apologies. Unless she wants to get an infection from not changing her tampon soon enough, because you know that conversation's gonna take hours! (It's not healthy to leave a tampon in for more than 4 or 5 hours. If she's already changing it, it's probably been 4 or 5 already...)

My scenario requires her to be so eager to get to the phone that she does it without thinking things through "omg Shaquanda you'll never guess what happened to me today! I became a woman! Want to come over and watch that 3D Porno I got?"