World's Biggest Cock...

[NaughtyAmberX]

Uhh...
I think I'll pass...

http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/lpen.htm

 

[RoselynnLocks]

What the heck? This can't be real.

 

[NaughtyAmberX]

If it is... it's scary.

 

[Keithy]

That's a bad photoshop.
13.5in is a good size, mine scares off enough girls, getting that big would force me into porn.

 

[NaughtyAmberX]

Yeah, it also says in the paragraph that I failed to read before linking, that the biggest known penis is 13.5 inches long, 6.5 inches around, but the PICTURE that they posted is just one that they stumbled upon on the Internet and they also think it's a fake.

Still. Ladies, if you want to see what childbirth would feel like, call up that guy... :?

 

[XxXIndiXxX]

The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson

Dr Dickinson... hur hur hur

 

[NaughtyAmberX]

:lol: Indigo

 

[Bocefish]

the PICTURE that they posted is just one that they stumbled upon on the Internet and they also think it's a fake.

Ya think? :lol:

 

[LadyLuna]

Ah, I thought maybe his dick was compensating for something

 

[SatanJonez]

Just a note and something I've learned through out life: the longer/bigger the cock is the less fun the guy can have. I met a very sweet, gentle guy with a HUGE fucking cock. Virgin at age 20 something. Could barely get it all the way hard without his BP dropping. o_o I helped him with the virgin thing, but I totally regret it. >_< Was not fun for me.

 

[RoselynnLocks]

Just a note and something I've learned through out life: the longer/bigger the cock is the less fun the guy can have. I met a very sweet, gentle guy with a HUGE fucking cock. Virgin at age 20 something. Could barely get it all the way hard without his BP dropping. o_o I helped him with the virgin thing, but I totally regret it. >_< Was not fun for me.

Aww

 

[AmberCutie]

Just a note and something I've learned through out life: the longer/bigger the cock is the less fun the guy can have. I met a very sweet, gentle guy with a HUGE fucking cock. Virgin at age 20 something. Could barely get it all the way hard without his BP dropping. o_o I helped him with the virgin thing, but I totally regret it. >_< Was not fun for me.

It's true that I'd rather have an average or smaller cock and have it rock hard than have a bigger cock that can't get super stiff. And by have, I mean accessible to play with, not attached to my body. :mrgreen:

 

[Keithy]

It's true that I'd rather have an average or smaller cock and have it rock hard than have a bigger cock that can't get super stiff. And by have, I mean accessible to play with, not attached to my body. :mrgreen:

So what you're saying is that mr. ambercutie is packing a derringer and not a deagle?

edit: A derringer is a small one shot pistol, easily hidden in the palm of a hand. Deagle referes to the Desert Eagle, an oversized pistol.

 

[AmberCutie]

It's true that I'd rather have an average or smaller cock and have it rock hard than have a bigger cock that can't get super stiff. And by have, I mean accessible to play with, not attached to my body. :mrgreen:

So what you're saying is that mr. ambercutie is packing a derringer and not a deagle?

First, I have no clue what either of those are, but second, I'll make sure to say this: It's perfect size.

 

[NaughtyAmberX]

Just a note and something I've learned through out life: the longer/bigger the cock is the less fun the guy can have. I met a very sweet, gentle guy with a HUGE fucking cock. Virgin at age 20 something. Could barely get it all the way hard without his BP dropping. o_o I helped him with the virgin thing, but I totally regret it. >_< Was not fun for me.

Totally not about the length for me. All about the girth ^.^

 

[Cypher_17]

It's true that I'd rather have an average or smaller cock and have it rock hard than have a bigger cock that can't get super stiff. And by have, I mean accessible to play with, not attached to my body. :mrgreen:

So what you're saying is that mr. ambercutie is packing a derringer and not a deagle?

First, I have no clue what either of those are, but second, I'll make sure to say this: It's perfect size.

Is it just me who is getting wet from this?

 

[AmberCutie]

Is it just me who is getting wet from this?

You always get wet when Jawbs cawk is mentioned, I believe.

 

[Keithy]

I demand jawbs cawk pictures. Bonus points for hiding inside of amber.

 

[Cypher_17]

Is it just me who is getting wet from this?

You always get wet when Jawbs cawk is mentioned, I believe.

not everytime, I'm not wet n... Dammit!