Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Garduskippa]

A while ago a member keeps asking a model to put her vape in her ass. Model was shouting NO NO NO.
What a weirdos are out there

 

[MiaSarah]

Had this wonderful username join tonight: sissycumdupstereatshitandcum

That was an instant ban.

 

[Meowverlord]

Had this wonderful username join tonight: sissycumdupstereatshitandcum

That was an instant ban.

...what in the McDonalds combo breaker is that bro.

 

[AmberCutie]

Had this wonderful username join tonight: sissycumdupstereatshitandcum

That was an instant ban.

there's an M missing there

cumduMpster

 

[MiaSarah]

there's an M missing there

cumduMpster

Didn't even notice that! LOL

 

[KingMarti]

I get entertained every time LOL!

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Is your notice counting all the broke people?

 

[NotYou]

there's an M missing there

cumduMpster

Yeah, more like cumDUMBster


I will see myself out..

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Recently had my birthday and a “dear customer” decided to send me a belated gift.


Not flowers, not a tip, not even a kind word.

Instead… a jerk-off video of himself.

With the message: “Happy late birthday,here’s your present.”

And honestly? That’s not a gift. That’s insulting.A birthday present should make someone feel appreciated, valued, maybe even a little special. Instead, he basically sent me proof of his loneliness and called it generosity.It’s not sexy, it’s not flattering, it’s not thoughtful. It’s just lazy, disrespectful, and a reminder of why some men think our time and attention is worth nothing.
WTF.

 

[Maxi]

Recently had my birthday and a “dear customer” decided to send me a belated gift.


Not flowers, not a tip, not even a kind word.

Instead… a jerk-off video of himself.

With the message: “Happy late birthday,here’s your present.”

And honestly? That’s not a gift. That’s insulting.A birthday present should make someone feel appreciated, valued, maybe even a little special. Instead, he basically sent me proof of his loneliness and called it generosity.It’s not sexy, it’s not flattering, it’s not thoughtful. It’s just lazy, disrespectful, and a reminder of why some men think our time and attention is worth nothing.
WTF.

Total asshole. Sorry, mate.

 

[rockin_rod]

Total asshole. Sorry, mate.

X2 on this..... and I hope you had a great birthday btw @Carmen_Monroe

 

[stormythunder]

Recently had my birthday and a “dear customer” decided to send me a belated gift.


Not flowers, not a tip, not even a kind word.

Instead… a jerk-off video of himself.

With the message: “Happy late birthday,here’s your present.”

And honestly? That’s not a gift. That’s insulting.A birthday present should make someone feel appreciated, valued, maybe even a little special. Instead, he basically sent me proof of his loneliness and called it generosity.It’s not sexy, it’s not flattering, it’s not thoughtful. It’s just lazy, disrespectful, and a reminder of why some men think our time and attention is worth nothing.
WTF.

yes happy belated bday he sucks

 

[ElGato]

 

[Vixxen81]

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Tool - 4 Degrees

 

[Smoothie]

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Aside from his comment, that username sure looks like he expects his stay on CB to be temporary.

 

[KingMarti]

Aside from his comment, that username sure looks like he expects his stay on CB to be temporary.

That's just the amount of account's hes already burned through

 

[rockin_rod]

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Going off on a tangent, as a kid growing up in England, the method of taking body temperature that everyone seemed to use was a (mercury) thermometer placed either under the tongue, or under an armpit.
A friend was on a school exchange in France and spending a couple of weeks living with a French family, when she got sick with a fever.
The French Mom handed her a thermometer to take her temperature, and my friend popped it under her tongue.
The entire French family was present, and they all looked aghast with horror.
She later managed to work through the language barriers to realise that in France, and other European countries, body temp is commonly recorded by putting the thermometer in the anus.
Thus explaining why everyone thought this English girl was crazy, gross, or both. And why she then felt sick for a totally different reason.

 

[Smoothie]

Going off on a tangent, as a kid growing up in England, the method of taking body temperature that everyone seemed to use was a (mercury) thermometer placed either under the tongue, or under an armpit.
A friend was on a school exchange in France and spending a couple of weeks living with a French family, when she got sick with a fever.
The French Mom handed her a thermometer to take her temperature, and my friend popped it under her tongue.
The entire French family was present, and they all looked aghast with horror.
She later managed to work through the language barriers to realise that in France, and other European countries, body temp is commonly recorded by putting the thermometer in the anus.
Thus explaining why everyone thought this English girl was crazy, gross, or both. And why she then felt sick for a totally different reason.

 

[bud9752]

Going off on a tangent, as a kid growing up in England, the method of taking body temperature that everyone seemed to use was a (mercury) thermometer placed either under the tongue, or under an armpit.
A friend was on a school exchange in France and spending a couple of weeks living with a French family, when she got sick with a fever.
The French Mom handed her a thermometer to take her temperature, and my friend popped it under her tongue.
The entire French family was present, and they all looked aghast with horror.
She later managed to work through the language barriers to realise that in France, and other European countries, body temp is commonly recorded by putting the thermometer in the anus.
Thus explaining why everyone thought this English girl was crazy, gross, or both. And why she then felt sick for a totally different reason.

and that's why you have brown and red thermometer cases