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Oops ... camgirl "truths" to kill your boner.

 

[AmberPrincess]

I disagree about the squirting 100%. That may be true for her, but don't make the world think it's true for everybody.

 

[momo_sans]

I am not sure why "boner killer." That was just 4 min of her telling us that they are real ppl 2 right? seems good to me.

 

[Protocosmo]

Real people give me boners.

 

[IndicaDesires]

I disagree about the squirting 100%. That may be true for her, but don't make the world think it's true for everybody.

Yeah I don't know that it's accurate for all girls, but I'm still glad she said it because I have a LOT of guys asking me to squirt when I cum for privates, offering me extra credits to do so, and they don't seem to believe me when I say "man, my body just doesn't do that"

 

[AmberPrincess]

I get that for sure if you don't squirt, but I can squirt in just a few minutes usually. Squirts 3, 4, 5 and 6 might take a bit longer, but not much.

I was never a squirter until my man found a 'Teach her how to squirt' video on one of the porn sites. It took a little time, but eventually it happened, and now I have to hold it back when I cum, if I don't want to squirt. I still have normal cums, but the majority are squirt capable. It's a blessing and a curse.

 

[AmberCutie]

I get that for sure if you don't squirt, but I can squirt in just a few minutes usually. Squirts 3, 4, 5 and 6 might take a bit longer, but not much.

I was never a squirter until my man found a 'Teach her how to squirt' video on one of the porn sites. It took a little time, but eventually it happened, and now I have to hold it back when I cum, if I don't want to squirt. I still have normal cums, but the majority are squirt capable. It's a blessing and a curse.

Most of us get that there are girls who have mastered the art of *actual* squirt-gasms, but we also can't deny the fact that SO MANY GIRLS take advantage of the allure of squirting and simply pee-squirt for shows. I would guess that a huge majority of squirt shows are fake.

 

[Carmita Bonita]

Sometimes you need to queef so badly after fucking yourself silly at a weird angle. I'll be like "oh! I'm gonna go get some water!" *go into the room and get the air out of my vagina*

Edit: also, same for farting.

Edit #2: omg I didn't even realize the video lmao

 

[IndicaDesires]

I queefed during a private last nights. It happens every time I fuck doggy style. Every. Time. I was mortified but the guy just said "it's cool. All your noises are cute"

 

[AmberPrincess]

Most of us get that there are girls who have mastered the art of *actual* squirt-gasms, but we also can't deny the fact that SO MANY GIRLS take advantage of the allure of squirting and simply pee-squirt for shows. I would guess that a huge majority of squirt shows are fake.

I didn't know that, but then again I thought the ohmibod reactions were legit until I bought one.

 

[Magnolia]

I fucking love Jessica Wilde XD

Here is my TMI:
If I turn my mic down for just a little bit but don't leave the room there is a 50/50 chance I'm just sitting there giving a speech to the citizens of Toot City.

 

[IndicaDesires]

I fucking love Jessica Wilde XD

Here is my TMI:
If I turn my mic down for just a little bit but don't leave the room there is a 50/50 chance I'm just sitting there giving a speech to the citizens of Toot City.

That's the best way to say "I'm farting" that I have ever fucking heard.

 

[Magnolia]

That's the best way to say "I'm farting" that I have ever fucking heard.

As Major of Toot City, I must fulfill my dooties.




I'm so sorry...

 

[AmberCutie]

As Major of Toot City, I must fulfill my dooties.




I'm so sorry...

I call going pee "visiting the Mayor of TinkleTown!"

Our Mayor friends probably know each other!!

 

[Magnolia]

I call going pee "visiting the Mayor of TinkleTown!"

Our Mayor friends probably know each other!!

Well, our cities are neighbors only separated by Taint Valley. We must work together to maintain great country of United Genitals!

I feel like I need to apologize again.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Yeah I don't know that it's accurate for all girls, but I'm still glad she said it because I have a LOT of guys asking me to squirt when I cum for privates, offering me extra credits to do so, and they don't seem to believe me when I say "man, my body just doesn't do that"

When I did explicit shows, I had on my profile and would verbally remind people that squirting isn't a guarantee, because my vagina is a fickle lady and what does it one time won't necessarily the next. I can do what USUALLY makes it happen, but no promises. They'd still get mad at me if it didn't happen. Tough cookies, dude. I warned you.

 

[Miss_Lollipop]

can someone tell me how teh fuck you pee when you're turned on?

All this talk about pee-squirting during cum shows. When I'm in the middle of masturbating and need to pee, i have to stop, run a tap, and spend like a good 60 seconds thinking about dripping waterfalls... before I can squeeze out anything. Even when its REALLY PAINFUL.

Maybe this is true for my body but not for everyone else?
I could think of some other examples..where things could be true for one persons body..and not everyone elses. Like controlling squirting (by pushing specifically on my gspot..vs clitoral or deeper penetration ... ohhhhhhh snap)

 

[SaffronBurke]

can someone tell me how teh fuck you pee when you're turned on?

All this talk about pee-squirting during cum shows. When I'm in the middle of masturbating and need to pee, i have to stop, run a tap, and spend like a good 60 seconds thinking about dripping waterfalls... before I can squeeze out anything. Even when its REALLY PAINFUL.

Maybe this is true for my body but not for everyone else?
I could think of some other examples..where things could be true for one persons body..and not everyone elses. Like controlling squirting (by pushing specifically on my gspot..vs clitoral or deeper penetration ... ohhhhhhh snap)

Yeah, it's something that varies from body to body. My body has no problem peeing while aroused, but I wouldn't pee and call it squirting because I don't want to pee on myself, or clean up pee. Too much work for the payoff, to me at least. I am LAZY, which is also why I don't fake orgasms - too much work, not gonna.

 

[Miss_Lollipop]

Yeah, it's something that varies from body to body. My body has no problem peeing while aroused, but I wouldn't pee and call it squirting because I don't want to pee on myself, or clean up pee. Too much work for the payoff, to me at least. I am LAZY, which is also why I don't fake orgasms - too much work, not gonna.

I just think maybe everyone should stop telling other people what their bodies are doing/not doing. I think it's unproductive at best, and bitchy at worst. (this isn't aimed at you.. just a general observation about this thread)

 

[MFCuser]

for a guy, seeing a girl squirting on cam is one thing, but i guarantee the way to get turned off by it is to get panties that have been squirted in. I bought panties from a cam model who squirts regularly, watched her squirt in them on skype, but when they got to me they smelled like cat piss. no more squirting for me

 

[Entertainer33]

can someone tell me how teh fuck you pee when you're turned on?

All this talk about pee-squirting during cum shows. When I'm in the middle of masturbating and need to pee, i have to stop, run a tap, and spend like a good 60 seconds thinking about dripping waterfalls... before I can squeeze out anything. Even when its REALLY PAINFUL.

Maybe this is true for my body but not for everyone else?
I could think of some other examples..where things could be true for one persons body..and not everyone elses. Like controlling squirting (by pushing specifically on my gspot..vs clitoral or deeper penetration ... ohhhhhhh snap)

I have needed to pee so bad in the middle of sexy times once. Ran to the bathroom and the dang thing wouldn't stay down. That was an adventure...

 

[Bimbombastic]

Get that once I dated a dude and lucky me... He only had dated someone else before me... And she was a squirter. Needless to say that every time we had sex he asked me if I would be doing it finally.

Chill, dude, every body is different. We need a better sex education in schools. Would help a lot with some of the sexual lack of knowledge

 

[Lila Brooks]

All this conversation about peeing during sex is just making me think of this:

 

[CupcakeQuinn]

I have needed to pee so bad in the middle of sexy times once. Ran to the bathroom and the dang thing wouldn't stay down. That was an adventure...

So like...

 

[Entertainer33]

So like...

Something on that order

 

[Submissivemaid]

I fucking love Jessica Wilde XD

Here is my TMI:
If I turn my mic down for just a little bit but don't leave the room there is a 50/50 chance I'm just sitting there giving a speech to the citizens of Toot City.

Hahahaha 100% accurate.

I think that the biggest turn-off is related to some kind of "accident" during anal sex... you know...

 

[EllaGray]

Here's my TMI:

I'm pretty much never actually aroused while working, but in order to convince dudes that I'm "sooo wet and ready" I keep a small tub of melted coconut oil next to my dildo and discreetly dip them into it every time I have a fuck show. Dudes think I'm wet and ready and that anything can go in at any time, meanwhile there's prep to it. Lol.

 

[Magnolia]

Hahahaha 100% accurate.

I think that the biggest turn-off is related to some kind of "accident" during anal sex... you know...

Spoiler: I'm so sorry

Poop makes lube too.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Spoiler: I'm so sorry

Poop makes lube too.

Poobricant.