Freudian Slip

[AlexLady]

Do you guys have any really funny stories with them?



Here's mine from just a bit ago.

I was talking to my roommate, and after saying good night, decided to practice my piano first instead. My explanation;

"This way I can have the song in my head before I fuck." However I had meant to say before I sleep.

<_<

Of course I was planning to masturbate to sleep. Now it's just awkward.

 

[pyrite1965]

I do believe you do that all the time, switch fuck for what ever you were going to say

 

[Jason314]

"I don't want to get late" instead of "I don't want to be late." When you say the first one out loud, it just sounds like an incorrect statement.

 

[AmyLemon]

I give ALOT of powerpoint presentations to large groups of bored people, and I am constantly mixing words up. My most common presentation is "workplace appropriateness and ethics" for new hires, and that topic deals ALOT with sexual harassment and ethnic diversity and because most of the videos and "topics of discussion" come directly from the corporate head offices (I can't freestyle) I have screwed up alot of words and said something completely inappropriate.
example: when discussing ethnic diversity one example has to do with a Nigerian worker and I have gotten screwed up and said, "Nigger" which was horrifying
example: it doesn't help that the women featured in the workplace harassment examples have fucking stripper names like, "Candy" and "Lola" (not sure why corporate did that lol)
example: when I do warehouse safety training I have to go through a powerpoint presentation depicting how to properly mount-and-dismount a power-jack, and I CONSTANTLY skip words and just say, "ok, so when you're ready to jack-off, you have to be careful to first remove your strap-on or you won't be able to get-off safely" The presentations are so mind numbing that I don't even realize what I'm saying

 

[pyrite1965]

Oh that is so funny!

 

[RoselynnLocks]

OMG lemon. Too fucking funny!

 

[Jason314]

LOL Lemon. I bet a lot of the audience was also laughing or at least trying to hold back the giggles.

 

[LadyLuna]

example: when I do warehouse safety training I have to go through a powerpoint presentation depicting how to properly mount-and-dismount a power-jack, and I CONSTANTLY skip words and just say, "ok, so when you're ready to jack-off, you have to be careful to first remove your strap-on or you won't be able to get-off safely" The presentations are so mind numbing that I don't even realize what I'm saying

lol

 

[Bocefish]

I would soooooo luv to see a video of one your presentations LovelyLemon. :lol:

My biggest public blunder was one steaming hot summer day in 8th grade. I had a huge crush on my English teacher, who was wearing a rather skimpy summer dress due to the heat. Anyhow, hormones were raging and I was getting a woody in class watching her. Suddenly, it was my turn to read aloud. Thankfully, we didn't have to stand. I forget which book we were reading, but the word cook came out cock and I immediately turned beat read, looked up at teach and she gave me a knowingly sly smirk and winked while the rest of the class erupted in laughter.

 

[Jason314]

I don't ever recall having any teachers like that. You sure are lucky.

 

[Freq]

Biology class in highschool- single-cell orgasm instead of organism

 

[Jason314]

A single cell orgasm doesn't sound very fun.

 

[RoselynnLocks]

I would soooooo luv to see a video of one your presentations LovelyLemon. :lol:

My biggest public blunder was one steaming hot summer day in 8th grade. I had a huge crush on my English teacher, who was wearing a rather skimpy summer dress due to the heat. Anyhow, hormones were raging and I was getting a woody in class watching her. Suddenly, it was my turn to read aloud. Thankfully, we didn't have to stand. I forget which book we were reading, but the word cook came out cock and I immediately turned beat read, looked up at teach and she gave me a knowingly sly smirk and winked while the rest of the class erupted in laughter.

That's hot!! LOL

 

[ZoeyMore]

The boy and I dropped by a friend's house to get a cable for the PS3, we were driving around town looking for a cop to sign off on a fix it ticket, so we got to our friends house and I say:


"We've been driving around looking for a cock"

Whooopps.

But this type of behavior is very much like me.