Feb 4, 2011
Dear Diary,
I saw someone wearing a custom shirt to work today. Odd that I didn't get the memo it was casual Friday, but that's beside the point. The custom shirt displayed some written text, and I was thinking that maybe I should be getting one of these shirts. Maybe I should get it to have the text "I'm single, ladies!!" in huge text, while having the rest of this in small scribbles: "The women with the following traits need not apply: married, divorced, have false teeth, sadistic, owns a criminal record, no knowledge of English, much older or younger than I am, smoker, from Jupiter, was born a male, an IQ of under 100, feeding lice, gossipy, poor sense of humour, etc." The reason I put the etc is because if it keeps going, the text will probably reach the part of the shirt that would be tucked in or hanging out, and having them stare that low is kind of strange.
I see that Amber is holding a raffle now, which is pretty awesome. I'm sure that since I'm logging in late, I'll find out that she's reached #17 or higher. Let's see if she's on right now. If not, I'll head to bed.
Jason