Reason(s) you will ever stop having sex? / masturbate?

[gloriaden]

um... this is a thread about things which you think would make you stop having sex or masturbating forever....

for example
a) it hurts (explain how and why): for some men, the foreskin becomes torn and keeps tearing and bleeding during sex.
b) you have grown fat and smelly and sex only makes u fatter and smellier
c) you have seen everything. nothing excites u anymore (explain why and how?): for example, you finally realise that every pussy and penis is ugly and it disgusts u...
d) heartbreak (explain how and why?): for example, you are so heartbroken no sexual desire manifests itself anymore because your faith in the opposite sex has been shattered...
e) anything else you can put?

etc etc

sometimes the above happens due to natural aging
how about you? what wud make u stop having sex/msturbating forever?

 

[LailaBaise]

I don't think any of this can possibly be answered by anybody who has sex and/or masturbates in the here and now...how could you know what would stop you doing that forever unless you had stopped doing it? Until you have made that decision you will not know why...I don't understand this topic and feel it would be better suited to a pro-abstinence forum.

 

[Sevrin]

Most likely this:

f) You're dead.

 

[Just_mark__]

Wankers doom!

People in the forces suffer from it (specially the Navy). You have long days of boredom to contend with so you use the time to masturbate.
Then you masturbate more and more til your days are worked around getting your next wank in.

You have to break the cycle and stop wanking.

Then after a day or two of abstinence, you treat yourself to a wank for being good.

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

Most likely this:

f) You're dead.

This ^ but then again, I think there may be sex in the afterlife...or at least I would be fingering myself as a Zombie...NOTHING CAN STOP MY SEXUAL DESIRES!


We need some Z emotes

 

[Ariel_Moon]

u
b) you have grown fat and smelly and sex only makes u fatter and smellier

:lol: :lol: I would definitely still have sex and masturbate if I was fat and smelly (although I'm not sure why you think sex makes you fatter and smellier?) don't discriminate yo!

 

[pyrite1965]

Most likely this:

f) You're dead.

this

 

[LadyLuna]

I do believe there are two things in this world that could stop me.

The first is my master's orders.

The second is being told that masturbating/having sex is likely to result in my death.

I can't foresee a medical condition that would make the second happen, and the first is as likely as me being given a $2 mil tip (my biggest tip ever was somewhere in the order of... $50?)

Especially as him telling me I can't also means he doesn't get any from me.

Now, him telling me I can't for a day or two, maybe. But telling me I never can ever again, nope.

And if the unthinkable happens and we separate, well, I'm pretty damn sure I'll still masturbate. May even eventually find someone else. But definitely still will masturbate.

 

[SamCamNxtDoor]

I had to stop for 7 months with each of my children. It was TORTURE. I wasn't allowed to even have an orgasm. I actually would wake up cumming without even realizing it. I have never been hornier than when I was pregnant and I couldn't do anything about it! I had VERY complicated pregnancies which I won't get into but I was on full pelvic rest for 7 months with each one.... and then after each we had to wait another 6 weeks!! It SUCKED!!

 

[Sevrin]

On the other hand, if you stop, you can get one of these cool T-shirts.

Available here

 

[Jebbaz]

Well, I masturbate maybe 3 times a week, and I dont really enjoy sex that much so I guess I could stop if I had too.

 

[AngelicTease]

I had to stop playing with myself for a while coz whenever I had an orgasm I got a bad tummy ache/cramps for about 30 mins afterwards and it really bloody hurt! I'd be having fun and then I'd get a really sharp pain which would make me regret doing it in the first place.
I can't cut it out completly though and it sucks there being a fear that my orgasm could end in pain, haha.

And my reason for ever stopping having sex would be if I had a partner who had a really big willy, I think I'd be too scared of it to want it near me, lol.

 

[SyNiiCaL]

Busting something in my head whilst masturbating too hard to an EmmyLove group show, and getting severe headaches everytime I got an erection. That's the only thing that's stopped me thus far, that was for two weeks and just after I discovered MFC..kind of sucked. Especially since strain screwed up my head and I passed out from pooping once, I kid you not, laugh away.

 

[NinjaMike42]

I passed out from pooping once

... JD?

 

[JoleneBrody]

I suppose if aliens came in my room and abducted my vagina...
And my mouth...

 

[GreatDane]

Had a kidney stone and that still didn't stop me I think I stopped for about 4 months back in 2000 but that was more because of a little operation I had, was told to not try before 6 months tho

 

[Bocefish]

I suppose if aliens came in my room and abducted my vagina...
And my mouth...

...Well, that would still leave your, ahem, beautiful backside. :whistle:

 

[LadyLuna]

oo, I got it...

Anyone else see that episode of Fringe where the guy's holes all had skin grow over them?

Yeah, I think that would do it

 

[JoleneBrody]

I suppose if aliens came in my room and abducted my vagina...
And my mouth...

...Well, that would still leave your, ahem, beautiful backside. :whistle:

I suppose you're right... :-D

That's my Bocefish! Ever the optimist!
Give this man a pile of horse shit and he'll tell you there's a pony at the bottom! :lol:

 

[Bocefish]

I suppose if aliens came in my room and abducted my vagina...
And my mouth...

...Well, that would still leave your, ahem, beautiful backside. :whistle:

I suppose you're right... :-D

That's my Bocefish! Ever the optimist!
Give this man a pile of horse shit and he'll tell you there's a pony at the bottom! :lol:

Muah! :romance-romance:

 

[AluraCurvyBBW]

depression is a reason to not have sex or masturbate.
depression can get so deep that you get bored instead of gettin off.

 

[LadyLuna]

depression is a reason to not have sex or masturbate.
depression can get so deep that you get bored instead of gettin off.

Well, yeah, but it doesn't last forever.

The point of this thread was what would stop it FOREVER.

Ooo, here's one- someone supergluing/sewing my pussy shut. I think that would keep anything from getting in there

 

[Bocefish]

Ooo, here's one- someone supergluing/sewing my pussy shut. I think that would keep anything from getting in there

Just like cutmen do for fighters with their eyes swollen shut...another opening can be made. :mrgreen:

This chick supposedly glued her pussy attempting to get tighter. :lol:

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