Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

My idiot-to-English dictionary isn't helping me translate this...

not2messe: with the rote size nipplr
not2messe: and hips for easy going
not2messe: babe you got more then 1 grip
not2messe: and it make it cumfotable in weather directions

:?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Why is everything a question? If you want me to see your cock I'll gladly watch in private but no, I won't go to California to see your cock. Now get over your misspelling self.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Seriously dude, WTF?

kenshiro1001: you ever had the shit pushed back in you?
kenshiro1001: i'd love to push it back in

 

[lovesheidi]

Why is everything a question? If you want me to see your cock I'll gladly watch in private but no, I won't go to California to see your cock. Now get over your misspelling self.

ahaha, i love your face, it says it all.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Time to stop saying things just to be an asshole, dude...

dan421: wow I sure hope you sued the shit out of the doctor that did your tits

 

[JerryBoBerry]

In the room of a model who happens to have really nice boobs.

edmonybags: hahaaha you one of those chicks who has manboobs
Vallo: manboobs???? :dohh
edmonybags: whiteknight much vallo
Vallo: no monybags. I just call out stupidity. It annoys me.
edmonybags: when did you depart with your testicals bro

monybags got monybanned at that point.

 

[emma_skye12]

I have to wake up my wife in 30 min. I need some inspiration
Beautiful
Before I pay for it show me that ass

 

[ComicOzzie]

Literally in the middle of a model's cumshow, with 1000 people in her room...

akand21: baby, i can't open videos u send to my mfc mail

That's right, he interrupted her cumshow to complain that he couldn't watch a video of her cumshow.

 

[Nordling]

To a Peruvian-American model--guess he figured this would be a great compliment.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Michael fuck booty baby call number phone date Mike

That string of words does not make sense, sir.

 

[emma_skye12]

Your ass makes everything into a thong

Compliment or... ?

 

[MrRodry]

 

[LexieBlair]

Your ass makes everything into a thong

Compliment or... ?

I guess it could be taken either way, but with your body I would take that as a compliment!

 

[hontom]

Please tell me this was one of the premiums who bought once and never tipped again.

 

[ComicOzzie]

SlapDat_Ass: ayo gurl i no you want diz nigga juice :longblackcock so holla toos get dis

Yeah, that emote in the middle of his post is exactly what you think.

 

[WickedTouch]

From a few hours ago today...

02:33:36 AM SlapDat_Ass: Yo boo boo show me dat pussay fo real an' how you git down fo' muh motha fuckin peeps an don't make me pull mah gat!
02:33:44 AM SlapDat_Ass: sheeit beotch you be fine like colt 45 an' phat booty
02:34:15 AM SlapDat_Ass: ah'll bring you ta da ghetto an' we's will run da train on dat booty an' fuq you up fo' real. you hear me? Don' make me come ova there bitch...
02:34:26 AM SlapDat_Ass: keeping it real
02:34:27 AM SlapDat_Ass: Yo ah like motha fuckin dat pussay an' slapping up dat beotch ho fo' sho. nahh matter what she looks like. you git it sho 'nuff!

:roll:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

From a few hours ago today...

02:33:36 AM SlapDat_Ass: Yo boo boo show me dat pussay fo real an' how you git down fo' muh motha fuckin peeps an don't make me pull mah gat!
02:33:44 AM SlapDat_Ass: sheeit beotch you be fine like colt 45 an' phat booty
02:34:15 AM SlapDat_Ass: ah'll bring you ta da ghetto an' we's will run da train on dat booty an' fuq you up fo' real. you hear me? Don' make me come ova there bitch...
02:34:26 AM SlapDat_Ass: keeping it real
02:34:27 AM SlapDat_Ass: Yo ah like motha fuckin dat pussay an' slapping up dat beotch ho fo' sho. nahh matter what she looks like. you git it sho 'nuff!

:roll:

May I present to you...SlapDat_Ass.

 

[RebeccaT]

Time to stop saying things just to be an asshole, dude...

dan421: wow I sure hope you sued the shit out of the doctor that did your tits

I get this type of comment a lot. I tend to shame them by pointing out breast cancer isn't pretty.

 

[emma_skye12]

i smoked meth last night and dressed up as a slutty girl and walked the streets looking for cock
i got gang banged by 3 guys it was amazing
i looked so hot i had huge heels red lips a tiny skirt and nylons

:shock:

 

[JimsX]

i smoked meth last night and dressed up as a slutty girl and walked the streets looking for cock
i got gang banged by 3 guys it was amazing
i looked so hot i had huge heels red lips a tiny skirt and nylons

:shock:

I hoped you said, "pics or it didn't happen."

 

[LilyMarie]

i smoked meth last night and dressed up as a slutty girl and walked the streets looking for cock
i got gang banged by 3 guys it was amazing
i looked so hot i had huge heels red lips a tiny skirt and nylons

:shock:

I hoped you said, "pics or it didn't happen."

I wouldn't even need the lack of pics to know that it didn't happen.
What, so three guys don't recognize that the guy in drag is, gasp, actually a guy? They don't realize it when they approach him, they don't realize it when they see his terrible 'costume', they don't realize it when they see his face? They realize it when they decide to randomly gang bang him and see that there's no vagina (which they were originally looking for), so, being bisexual/sexually ambivalent as all straight men are (sarcasm), they simply gang bang him anyway? :lol:
Yes.
That. Happened.

Can't they at least be more realistic with their little stories?

 

[emma_skye12]

i smoked meth last night and dressed up as a slutty girl and walked the streets looking for cock
i got gang banged by 3 guys it was amazing
i looked so hot i had huge heels red lips a tiny skirt and nylons

:shock:

I hoped you said, "pics or it didn't happen."

I WISH I WOULD"VE SAID THAT. DAMN IT! XD

 

[LilyMarie]

 

[SaffronBurke]

so are you a red head saf?

I don't know, you tell me, am I?

What my hair looks like in my feed right now:

 

[YelloMit]

McGrizzle10: I don't know what is worse, the old lady at #1 or the stick figure at #2 for Miss MFC

Really?

 

[zippypinhead]

McGrizzle10: I don't know what is worse, the old lady at #1 or the stick figure at #2 for Miss MFC

Really?

Somehow, I think maybe he's taking Kick's stated age seriously.

 

[KatVonnegut]

Is it horrible I find this hilarious? I'm totally telling people to hit ctrl+w when they ask how to get to my profile from now on :lol:

 

[WickedTouch]

And our next contender for dickhead of the day is...

LuckyVampire: #2 again :lmfao
LuckyVampire: fucking slit ur wrist
LuckyVampire: our selves
LuckyVampire: u got no idea
kittenana: holy fuck
LuckyVampire: ill fucking but you in a trunk
LuckyVampire: and ull be #0
LuckyVampire: fucking dumb bitch....
LuckyVampire: you got no idea....
LuckyVampire: the shit coming ur way
LuckyVampire: come to exxxotica...
LuckyVampire: see what happens
Gliftel: death threats online is a prosecutable offence here....
LuckyVampire: ull get ur idea....
LuckyVampire: wtfs and exxxotica
LuckyVampire: point being


and he got banned at that point... but seriously, wtf is wrong with some of these people?

:shock:

 

[zippypinhead]

Is it horrible I find this hilarious? I'm totally telling people to hit ctrl+w when they ask how to get to my profile from now on :lol:

It's not horrible at all. I laughed, too, and I'm glad I'm not the only one. Overall, a pretty fun and harmless prank.

 

[Sansa]

McGrizzle10: I don't know what is worse, the old lady at #1 or the stick figure at #2 for Miss MFC

Really?

Somehow, I think maybe he's taking Kick's stated age seriously.

This. I thought she was in her 20's but someone said she was in her 30's in my room one day, I don't know. That said, it doesn't matter, both girls have wonderful work ethics and are #1 and #2 for a reason. That dude needs to fuck off.