Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Cutie_Kisses]

*While doing squats* This guy who hadn't said a word yet says "is this gay"
I asked him what he meant, and he said "starry" ...which totally cleared everything up.

 

[AmberCutie]

Let's take a look at an over-reactor we'll call Jake. I'm busy chatting with a couple other folks in the room, one of whom is brand new and we're hitting it off well, the other whom I'm adding on snapchat at the moment. Along comes Jake with a question that gets missed, and we begin... (I've taken out big chunks of chat that don't relate, and bolded the important bits)

08:50:57 PM zeek640: got it thank you!
08:50:58 PM Jake108311: How many tokens for sloppy bj?
08:51:44 PM ACs_Slider: She has a video covering BJ's
08:51:46 PM ZenHedonist: The numbered zerg are thick tonight
08:51:58 PM ZenHedonist: !videos
08:52:00 PM Jake108311: oh some girls do a sloppy bj for tokens
08:52:00 PM ZenHedonist: nope
08:52:03 PM Tattoo6900: your f'ing gorgeous tonight
08:52:06 PM Jake108311: i'm new to the site so i'm not sure
08:52:09 PM ACs_Dilligaf: The legion grows
08:52:24 PM ACs_Larry: Did you respond to my pm, I had to restart?
08:52:29 PM ZenHedonist: brand new Jake
08:52:38 PM Jake108311: i signed up yesterday LOL
08:52:44 PM ZenHedonist: welcome
08:52:47 PM Jake108311: ty
08:52:56 PM ACs_Larry: Welcome Jake
08:53:00 PM Jake108311: so like one girl did sloppy bj for 400 tokens
08:53:03 PM ZenHedonist: Best to just hang out. Amber likes to answer non-dumb questions
08:53:05 PM Jake108311: is that the standard?
08:53:21 PM Jake108311: my question wasn't dumb asshole
08:53:26 PM Jake108311: I'm just asking
08:53:36 PM Jake108311: every girl seems to do things differently
08:53:41 PM ZenHedonist: aaand...recruited
08:53:53 PM Jake108311: thank you!
08:54:07 PM Jake108311: it's really confusing between the topic, the profile, and the whiteboard
08:54:12 PM Jake108311: i have no idea where to look
08:54:24 PM Stud4U69: What some of the models will Strike my Fancy? I'm avoiding them
08:54:26 PM ACs_Bman: all friends here in Amberland...

*Insert here me telling Jake not to call my regulars assholes, just chill. It is clear at this point that some regulars are actually being quite polite and welcoming him.

08:54:56 PM Jake108311: I'll be chill as long as someone doesn't call my questions dumb
08:55:04 PM marine0: looking beautiful today amber
08:55:14 PM Jake108311: but thank you for that ...
08:56:14 PM Jake108311: well lets also have the regulars be a little more welcoming
08:56:15 PM CharlesBot:

50 tokens = Amber's original PoV Purple Dildo video! 100 tokens = Titty Drop video! For vid details see http://www.ambqt.com/vids
08:56:19 PM Christmes: her intel is legit
08:56:20 PM ACs_Fingahs: that was a rhetorical hypothetical statement
08:56:30 PM Jake108311: but i get it...on any platform there's the old regulars who will taunt the new people
08:56:46 PM Stud4U69: words on chat come across with little inflection so are unfortunately taken in the worst way possible
08:57:01 PM Jake108311: New or not...I won't be called dumb...I'm still a human being with thoughts and feelings
08:57:05 PM ACs_Slider: Tips get a lot of forgiveness
08:57:07 PM ACs_Fingahs: little snark
08:57:10 PM Christmes: what do they say? its not a dick dont take it soo hard
08:57:14 PM Jake108311: I'll disagree ...no one "earns the right" to be snarky

*I pointed out that it wasn't a bad comment, but regulars get to have a little fun if someone's acting foolish, a little snark is acceptable but I don't allow them to be assholes or taunt. The conversation goes on for like 10 minutes telling him to freakin' RELAX and also how topics/profiles will have the information he originally was seeking in most girls rooms. He just wouldn't drop it. I wasted too much time on him so when he made this comment, I banned him so I could get naked without him in the room.

09:05:03 PM Jake108311: you can explain naked

09:05:12 PM Jake108311: don't mind me
09:06:14 PM Jake108311: You won't what?
09:06:32 PM Jake108311: Has everybody else tipped?
09:06:41 PM Stud4U69 has tipped AmberCutie 69 tokens: 'for an ignore jake campaign '
09:07:01 PM Jake108311: never fails..just blame the new guy

Then comes the PM, because I stated to the room he'd have to "pull some strings" to watch the show, so he clearly went to the trouble of opening a guest browser while still logged in on this account. I'm flattered! I put him on ignore after a couple of these replies, so I didn't see most of this until I pulled up the archive. It's great fun talking to yourself when the model in the room wants nothing to do with you.



So the long and short of this long post, is that some people just need to fucking sit back and relax, and there would be a lot less Jakes on models' and members' ban and ignore lists.

 

[AmberCutie]

^^So now our friend @ZenHedonist is "the asshole regular who mouthed off", and I'll enjoy making an AmberLand meme where anytime some bloob gets offended at nothing and won't drop it, we'll call him Jake.

 

[bud9752]

Jake , from State Farm , what are you wearing Jake ? Khakis

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Let's take a look at an over-reactor we'll call Jake. I

So the long and short of this long post, is that some people just need to fucking sit back and relax, and there would be a lot less Jakes on models' and members' ban and ignore lists.

Brand new, just signed up yesterday. But instantly knows how to get around a ban and brags about it.

Something smells a wee bit like bullshit there in the general vicinity of Jake.

 

[ZenHedonist]

^^So now our friend @ZenHedonist is "the asshole regular who mouthed off", and I'll enjoy making an AmberLand meme where anytime some bloob gets offended at nothing and won't drop it, we'll call him Jake.

I may have to put "asshole who mouths off" in my profile...

 

[Moffle]

I am waiting for someone to post something like this:

Member: "Um are you... err... normal?"
Model: "How do you mean?"
Member: "Where is your long pink bit that sticks out, are you deformed??!?"
Model: "I don't have a Lush"

So many of them, wonder if we're breeding a generation of men who get aroused by pink plastic antennae

 

[Deleted member 37064]

So many of them, wonder if we're breeding a generation of men who get aroused by pink plastic antennae

I always thought it was an alien sticking out...

 

[Moffle]

I always thought it was an alien sticking out...

And the little lump on the end opens and a smaller pink lump with teeth pops out? OMG thats ruined it for me

 

[Deleted member 37064]

And the little lump on the end opens and a smaller pink lump with teeth pops out? OMG thats ruined it for me

I was thinking more like this...

 

[Deedoo]

"I like paralyzed girls in strait jackets... Don't tell anyone bb."

That was one of the more maddening shifts on SM from last week... A timewaster obviously.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is going in the racial humiliation direction, aka hell no get the fuck out.

 

[Magnolia]

omfg this guy is everywhere

Just block him, he doesn't even have a bank account supposedly.

 

[MysticalFires]

"You into cake farting"

 

[SaffronBurke]

When guys ask if I can do a private.

I'm on Streamate.

That's the point.

The entire reason I logged on was to do privates.

 

[Moffle]

"You into cake farting"

OMG I want a girl that farts cakes! Some Lemon Drizzle and maybe a Victoria Sponge please!

I think maybe I have misunderstood this and let enthusiasm for cakes confuse me.

 

[Jessperation]

That's Burgershade, right?!? If it's the same person, that was his opener when we first met. He's actually hilarious & a really lovely person. I'm still not sure if he's serious with the cake farting.

"You into cake farting"

 

[SaffronBurke]

"No masturbation, but do you do anal?"


Anal when solo = anal masturbation = still masturbation = not on camera.


I get asked this So. Freaking. Much. Argh.

 

[Cutie_Kisses]

^^So now our friend @ZenHedonist is "the asshole regular who mouthed off", and I'll enjoy making an AmberLand meme where anytime some bloob gets offended at nothing and won't drop it, we'll call him Jake.

I call mine Jack! lol

 

[BoobieT69]

BoobieTrap69: i have to eat soon

BoobieTrap69:

godness2016: do u wanna eat ur boobs first ?

BoobieTrap69: eat my boobs?!

godness2016: i mean bit and sucking them !!!

Oh ok ....

 

[yummybrownfox]

More of a pet peeve... *TMI warning*

I'm gonna need for dudes - in general - to stop whining when a woman starts her period early (or even just cramps, and not wanting to do penetration due to the discomfort and just waiting for the actual period to start at any time now). It's so rude, immature, and selfish. She's the one suffering for several days straight, and you're gonna make it all about you. Smh. Ass.....

 

[uncoveredmanhole]

More of a pet peeve... *TMI warning*

I'm gonna need for dudes - in general - to stop whining when a woman starts her period early (or even just cramps, and not wanting to do penetration due to the discomfort and just waiting for the actual period to start at any time now). It's so rude, immature, and selfish. She's the one suffering for several days straight, and you're gonna make it all about you. Smh. Ass.....

mmmm, I can sympathize with them, though.
I mean, if people show up for work wrecked from the gym or hungover from a good weekend and they can't really do their job as expected, it's understandable if coworkers or bosses get a bit annoyed. The big difference is that a camgirl doesn't _owe_ her audience anything on any given day unless she has made it a goal (a kind of verbal contract), but I doubt that stops some people from developing those same kind of entitlements and expectations formed by daily routine.

 

[yummybrownfox]

mmmm, I can sympathize with them, though.

Of course you do.....

 

[uncoveredmanhole]

Of course you do.....

why of course?

 

[Deleted member 37064]

More of a pet peeve... *TMI warning*

I'm gonna need for dudes - in general - to stop whining when a woman starts her period early (or even just cramps, and not wanting to do penetration due to the discomfort and just waiting for the actual period to start at any time now). It's so rude, immature, and selfish. She's the one suffering for several days straight, and you're gonna make it all about you. Smh. Ass.....

But, what about us guys that get chased, groped, female handled by those you whom get extremely horny during your period? I mean, really...

 

[MizDelilahDee]

I lactate and once i got so sick of everyone saying "milk bb" without tipping that i took a carton out of the fridge and said "there's your milk bb!"

 

[BoobieT69]

BoobieTrap69: how about now?i`ve switch to mfc

Tarheels2017: Yes

BoobieTrap69: okie

Tarheels2017: I was about to go crazy not seeing you

Tarheels2017: Its ok

Tarheels2017: Hmm i been thinking about you alot

Tarheels2017: I know it sounds crazy

BoobieTrap69: yeah it does

we talked once

Tarheels2017: My fault im so embarrassed

BoobieTrap69: is ok

Tarheels2017: I just cant help it

BoobieTrap69: you`r token history doesn`t agree with you

Tarheels2017: Maybe i should go before i make a fool of myself again i guess i sjould just end thins

BoobieTrap69: i`m not trying to be rude,but this is my job and only source of income and i`m not looking for a relationship other than friendship

Tarheels2017: I know my fault go ahead and bash me to everybody im ending me soon sorry

BoobieTrap69: k drama queen bye

Tarheels2017: Not a drama queen bitch bye

BoobieTrap69: you have issues boy

 

[MizDelilahDee]

BoobieTrap69: how about now?i`ve switch to mfc

Tarheels2017: Yes

BoobieTrap69: okie

Tarheels2017: I was about to go crazy not seeing you

Tarheels2017: Its ok

Tarheels2017: Hmm i been thinking about you alot

Tarheels2017: I know it sounds crazy

BoobieTrap69: yeah it does

we talked once

Tarheels2017: My fault im so embarrassed

BoobieTrap69: is ok

Tarheels2017: I just cant help it

BoobieTrap69: you`r token history doesn`t agree with you

Tarheels2017: Maybe i should go before i make a fool of myself again i guess i sjould just end thins

BoobieTrap69: i`m not trying to be rude,but this is my job and only source of income and i`m not looking for a relationship other than friendship

Tarheels2017: I know my fault go ahead and bash me to everybody im ending me soon sorry

BoobieTrap69: k drama queen bye

Tarheels2017: Not a drama queen bitch bye

BoobieTrap69: you have issues boy

uuuurgh I get these a lot too!!

 

[AmberCutie]

The fact that this guy acts like he hates me, but adores me enough to check into my cam room so frequently and make comments that I can't see in real time because he's on permanent ignore:

May 22 PM after I muted him in my room for saying that most MFC models are struggling because too many new girls prostitute themselves out with date raffles:

Private Message with likeslongnips

08:28:05 PM likeslongnips: Fuck you
08:29:45 PM likeslongnips: How dare you say that. You act like you're the mfc know it all. You're not. You're old news who is about done for in the cam world
08:31:17 PM AmberCutie: ok wow insteadof just muting you i guess a perma ban and ignore are in store. and yes i know a fuck ton more than you
08:31:23 PM AmberCutie: ciao!

Private Message with likeslongnips

08:39:04 PM likeslongnips: Washed up

Private Message with likeslongnips

09:49:38 PM likeslongnips: The know it all is still camming
09:51:15 PM likeslongnips: Ban didn't stop me from watching your cam
09:52:25 PM likeslongnips: She's a cunt

Private Message with likeslongnips

07:51:11 PM likeslongnips: Ewww
08:11:40 PM likeslongnips: Still 1333. lol
09:06:35 PM likeslongnips: You're getting fat

Private Message with likeslongnips

04:53:02 PM likeslongnips: MOOOO

Private Message with likeslongnips

09:02:36 PM likeslongnips: Moo

 

[MizDelilahDee]

The fact that this guy acts like he hates me, but adores me enough to check into my cam room so frequently and make comments that I can't see in real time because he's on permanent ignore:

May 22 PM after I muted him in my room for saying that most MFC models are struggling because too many new girls prostitute themselves out with date raffles:

Private Message with likeslongnips

08:28:05 PM likeslongnips: Fuck you
08:29:45 PM likeslongnips: How dare you say that. You act like you're the mfc know it all. You're not. You're old news who is about done for in the cam world
08:31:17 PM AmberCutie: ok wow insteadof just muting you i guess a perma ban and ignore are in store. and yes i know a fuck ton more than you
08:31:23 PM AmberCutie: ciao!
View attachment 71146
Private Message with likeslongnips

08:39:04 PM likeslongnips: Washed up

Private Message with likeslongnips

09:49:38 PM likeslongnips: The know it all is still camming
09:51:15 PM likeslongnips: Ban didn't stop me from watching your cam
09:52:25 PM likeslongnips: She's a cunt

Private Message with likeslongnips

07:51:11 PM likeslongnips: Ewww
08:11:40 PM likeslongnips: Still 1333. lol
09:06:35 PM likeslongnips: You're getting fat

Private Message with likeslongnips

04:53:02 PM likeslongnips: MOOOO

Private Message with likeslongnips

09:02:36 PM likeslongnips: Moo

Wow. Just wow. He needs a fat slap!