Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[NotYou]

Not sure where to put this but it's nothing specific, per se.

But when members try compliment women/models by comparing them to all kinds of things. I assume they think it's going to really impress a woman if they say "you're as beautiful as a rose" or soooooo many other types of "pretty" objects they are compare you to - or views/scenes, such as a sunset, beach, etc lol.

These guys watch too many movies and read too many books, I think.

 

[countrygirl0909]

"do you do with dog?"

"love the meat curtains bb"

Lmaooooo meat curtains.....lol

 

[IndySolo]

Butter. BUTTER. And possible cannibalism, to go with that butter.

 

[SaffronBurke]

 

[TemporarilyWhining]

I'm not here for friends, and a video of your nasty dick isn't "payment."

Ahahahahahaha....
Wow, if only I could post this as the caption to my room.
But that might be seen as a "hostile" way to start off getting to know someone...

It baffles my mind how many men across the world think women want their junk, when no one pays to see dick pics, they pay to see pussy. And if their dick made the ladies so damn happy, they wouldn't have to pay someone in the first place, women would be lining up to pay them for a peek, for a ride, for a suck. Like, everything in the universe is pointing towards the opposite, whatever made you think women as a rule are super excited by the idea of just taking a glimpse at your junk? How could you possibly not get by now that 95% of women's sexuality is emotionally driven, anyway? They only want to see your junk, when they've fallen in love with your personality... if you don't got the charm, you ain't gettin her wet noways. So dumb.

Also, wth kind of "friend" is that... a dude who sends you an exploding dick vid, and no payment, when he knows you are out here working for a living? NOTHING about that scenario says friendship. Fuck that dude.
Like, in my world, a friend is someone who listens to you vent about your shitty day at work, and then leaves you the fuck alone.
Not someone who assaults you with pics of their cum in the MIDDLE of your shitty day at work!

 

[Shhhamrock]

Got a dude on sextpanther who keeps asking what I'll do to earn his dicpick, running out of creative sexy ways to say "lol nothing"

 

[SaffronBurke]

Ahahahahahaha....
Wow, if only I could post this as the caption to my room.
But that might be seen as a "hostile" way to start off getting to know someone...

It baffles my mind how many men across the world think women want their junk, when no one pays to see dick pics, they pay to see pussy. And if their dick made the ladies so damn happy, they wouldn't have to pay someone in the first place, women would be lining up to pay them for a peek, for a ride, for a suck. Like, everything in the universe is pointing towards the opposite, whatever made you think women as a rule are super excited by the idea of just taking a glimpse at your junk? How could you possibly not get by now that 95% of women's sexuality is emotionally driven, anyway? They only want to see your junk, when they've fallen in love with your personality... if you don't got the charm, you ain't gettin her wet noways. So dumb.

Also, wth kind of "friend" is that... a dude who sends you an exploding dick vid, and no payment, when he knows you are out here working for a living? NOTHING about that scenario says friendship. Fuck that dude.
Like, in my world, a friend is someone who listens to you vent about your shitty day at work, and then leaves you the fuck alone.
Not someone who assaults you with pics of their cum in the MIDDLE of your shitty day at work!

And this was on Xvidoes, which, let's be honest, is not where people go when they're looking for a friend, they're looking for a free nut. Well, you can have your free nut while you watch my videos that I get ad revenue for, enjoy!

 

[SaffronBurke]

Got a dude on sextpanther who keeps asking what I'll do to earn his dicpick, running out of creative sexy ways to say "lol nothing"

"exist"

 

[IndySolo]

Got a dude on sextpanther who keeps asking what I'll do to earn his dicpick, running out of creative sexy ways to say "lol nothing"

EARN. EARN.

"Oh, sorry! I didn't realize that your junk is more special than anybody else's, but I don't specialize in casting giant bronze dick sculptures. Specifically, giant bronze sculptures of YOUR dick. I don't deserve the honor, but perhaps you can utilize the yellow pages to find someone?"

 

[CorieCastles]

Last night, I had a dude come into my SM room and request a show where I get on crutches and wrap my ankle in an ace bandage lmao.

Tbh, I was fine with all of that until he demanded that the whole thing be done in free chat and "paid for in gold" while he also "tips me the entire time." -_-

 

[SaffronBurke]

Last night, I had a dude come into my SM room and request a show where I get on crutches and wrap my ankle in an ace bandage lmao.

Tbh, I was fine with all of that until he demanded that the whole thing be done in free chat and "paid for in gold" while he also "tips me the entire time." -_-

Gotta love the "can you do a show for me in public chat for gold" dudes. I've had a few ask if I'll smoke for gold. Well, let's see..... My private rate is $4.99/minute, smoking a cigarette takes about 5 minutes, so, yeah, I'll smoke a cigarette for 25 gold. Only they were wanting to pay 5 gold for it. Noooope.

 

[TemporarilyWhining]

Got a dude on sextpanther who keeps asking what I'll do to earn his dicpick

"I will try extremely hard to accept your money for it, even though that is hard for me.
See? It is give and take. You give of your bounteous dick. I give up my extremely generous nature to show you that I can trust you and accept your tokens, even though that is really a stretch for me as a person. But I promise, papi, I will do that for YOU! Because You, you are the king of all kings...I will let you HELP me, be important in my world. Sure, I just want to look at that cock for free... but to really earn it, I must swallow my pride and let you pay me. Let you be the master in all things.
Or whatever the fuck it is you wanted to hear, that ends with you giving me my money, while I ignore another sad willy to which I have no emotional attachment whatsoever..."

These guys are such a trip... Like of all women on Earth, sex workers have seen more, and are impressed by less... you would think they have the logic to realize that if we are doing this as a job, we're not easily swayed by, or impressed by, an erection. There are hundreds or thousands of them jacking off to us every day. Show me something I HAVEN'T seen - like a guy with actual feelings, boundaries, and a sense of self-respect. If your mama ain't impressed by it, I ain't impressed by it neither... would you show that stupidness to her, and expect her to post a screen shot on the fridge? Men who are thoughtful, kind, intelligent, and upstanding, are a rare breed. All the more so in cam work. I can see as many dicks on a daily basis as I'm willing to keep my eyes open for. How about you really impress me by showing me something different? How about be a civil human being for once... or at the very least, not a freeloader.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Too much, dude. Too much.

 

[VermilionThorn]

There's a semi-regular asking me to show pussyfoot. I asked him numerous times to explain what the heck he wanted to see, but all I ever got was "no, show pussyfoot", "give me pussyfoot".
I tried walking softly on tiptoes on cam, showing feet, showing pussy, showing pussy and feet. He always gave me 5 stars but I could tell he wasn't satisfied.
One of these days, by pure accident, I found out what he actually wanted.
It was cameltoe.

 

[NotYou]

There's a semi-regular asking me to show pussyfoot. I asked him numerous times to explain what the heck he wanted to see, but all I ever got was "no, show pussyfoot", "give me pussyfoot".
I tried walking softly on tiptoes on cam, showing feet, showing pussy, showing pussy and feet. He always gave me 5 stars but I could tell he wasn't satisfied.
One of these days, by pure accident, I found out what he actually wanted.
It was cameltoe.

Models that I visit regularly, I am now going to ask hem for pussyfoot... see what they say hahaha

 

[yummybrownfox]

Too much, dude. Too much.

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I wonder if Ron569 (I think those were the numbers?) still goes around telling models "BEST ON MFC, BOO."

 

[NotYou]

I wonder if Ron569 (I think those were the numbers?) still goes around telling models "BEST ON MFC, BOO."

I am confident the 69 part in the name will be correct. We guys are unable to think of any other numbers when it comes to porn. Some of us as "silly little" immaturity fun whilst others still 100% believing it's absolutely hilarious still. We are a simple breed lol.

 

[SaffronBurke]

We guys are unable to think of any other numbers when it comes to porn.

That's not quite true..... Some guys use 420!

 

[Redvelvetkatt]

im 38. random grey pops in, interrupts conversation and says "you are older than 38". I reply after quickly looking at his profile, "actually, you are, and in less than a month i will be 39- quick math bro, born in 1979. Anyway, troll somewhere else."
he left.

 

[SaffronBurke]

The pointless apology was after I explained that this is a private-based site, so people don't hang around and chat, they either take a girl private or move on to the next model. What..... are you sorry for?

 

[EmptyKins]

I am confident the 69 part in the name will be correct. We guys are unable to think of any other numbers when it comes to porn. Some of us as "silly little" immaturity fun whilst others still 100% believing it's absolutely hilarious still. We are a simple breed lol.

I thought there were just 68johnnys when they joined the site so they chose 69johnnys. That's how I welcome people to my room "welcome mattboner the 78th I'm honored you beat out all 77 others"
Maybe that's why they leave promptly

 

[CosmicRose]

I don't know where this came from but I'm just gonna leave it here for y'all to enjoy #dreamyandcreamy

 

[SaffronBurke]

Creepy much?

 

[Emberblaze]

Posting sexy pictures on my cam fetlife account and a guy had the nerve to inbox me and complain they weren't what he likes.

Shut the fuck up and jerkoff for free.

 

[AmiGold]

I had my regular troll in yesterday lol. He keeps making new accounts every 6 - 8 weeks for this. He comes in and says ewwwww. Then omg you are so fat and old, and really ugly. I told him yesyerday to get out of moms basement and go find something new to say. Honestly what does he want me to do, I didnt go into his room. It does make other guy tip though with compliments so I usually `play` with him for a bit before I silence him.

 

[VermilionThorn]

...Which translates as "I'm <rubbing> on my cock waiting so I can shoot".
I thought they were long extinct lol.

 

[Cal_blue]

Not sure where to put this but it's nothing specific, per se.

But when members try compliment women/models by comparing them to all kinds of things. I assume they think it's going to really impress a woman if they say "you're as beautiful as a rose" or soooooo many other types of "pretty" objects they are compare you to - or views/scenes, such as a sunset, beach, etc lol.

These guys watch too many movies and read too many books, I think.

And yet women never say, "don't do that"

 

[Cal_blue]

"Do you have Dial Soap?"

He Goes into rooms to get models to do things with Dial Soap

 

[THE MOLLIE MARIE]

And yet women never say, "don't do that"

Nah, we do. We definitely do. It's cheesy as fuck and some of us aren't into it.

 

[JennyFae]

Umm.