Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[rockin_rod]

Camsoda last night......

 

[yummybrownfox]

Grey who came into the room: if I was to marry you I would have breakfast with your shit.

Part of me wondered if "your shit" was actually referring to her pussy (Like when you're about to have sex, and the guy brags that he's gonna wear your shit out...lol).
But yeah...no...that gray probably really was talking about her SHIT.

 

[bud9752]

Ha! Good one. I was thinking of "Lola" by The Kinks too

 

[NotYou]

Model didn't say anything other than "thanks" after his first "nice to see you".
Not sure how some guys minds work


8:12 PM abra-cadabra
Absolutely! Nice to see you

8:14 PM abra-cadabra
Drinkin beers and thumping queers. Wait...

8:15 PM abra-cadabra
Nope, just thumping queers.

 

[NotYou]

This guy is obviously very serious (Mr Grey):


sacha__priv
my 22 cm is excited removes the top I subscribe you remove the bottom the 800 tokens is not a joke my 22 cm is excited removes the top I subscribe you remove the bottom the 800 tokens is not a joke my 22 cm is excited removes the top I subscribe you remove the bottom the 800 tokens is not a joke

sacha__priv
my 22 cm is excited removes the top I subscribe you remove the bottom the 800 tokens is not a joke

sacha__priv
my 22 cm is excited removes the top I subscribe you remove the bottom the 800 tokens is not a joke bb

 

[Smoothie]

This guy is obviously very serious (Mr Grey):


sacha__priv
my 22 cm is excited removes the top I subscribe you remove the bottom the 800 tokens is not a joke my 22 cm is excited removes the top I subscribe you remove the bottom the 800 tokens is not a joke my 22 cm is excited removes the top I subscribe you remove the bottom the 800 tokens is not a joke

sacha__priv
my 22 cm is excited removes the top I subscribe you remove the bottom the 800 tokens is not a joke

sacha__priv
my 22 cm is excited removes the top I subscribe you remove the bottom the 800 tokens is not a joke bb

I can imagine this guy wondering why his pitch isn’t working. Thinking hard about how to sweeten his language to get a response, and then confidently adding… “bb”

 

[Ozzie_]

This guy is obviously very serious (Mr Grey):

Well .. yes, apparently, it was not a joke.

 

[MarieElise]

Camsoda last night......
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He's probably serious too. A lot of the subby types offer that kind of stuff. One wanted me to watch him hit his with a claw hammer (I refused, and reported him to the site). Then another held his in a flame on C2C, before I had a chance to turn it off. I saw that it did make him ejaculate to hold his penis in a flame Hot stuff? (lol, just kidding).

Seriously though, it was confusing for me, because had I been OK with it, which is meaner; 1) denying him ejaculation by not allowing him to hold his dick in a flame, or 2) allowing him to hold his dick in a flame?
I mean... what the fucking fuck? I guess all that matters is that I didn't want to see that, and I'm gonna assume it's against site rules to hold your genitalia into flames?? I mean I know guys tend to like BBQ... but seriously?

I wish they wouldn't take things that far. It's a bit much.

Then there's that whole penectomy kink. I don't/ won't do that one, even if it's just roleplay (not something I'm comfy with in any form), but I get asked about it a lot. It's a thing
I guess it's possible to get to a point in life where regular porn just won't do it for you anymore, and you just have to go off the deep end. I don't really know.

 

[NotYou]

He's probably serious too. A lot of the subby types offer that kind of stuff. One wanted me to watch him hit his with a claw hammer (I refused, and reported him to the site). Then another held his in a flame on C2C, before I had a chance to turn it off. I saw that it did make him ejaculate to hold his penis in a flame Hot stuff? (lol, just kidding).

Seriously though, it was confusing for me, because had I been OK with it, which is meaner; 1) denying him ejaculation by not allowing him to hold his dick in a flame, or 2) allowing him to hold his dick in a flame?
I mean... what the fucking fuck? I guess all that matters is that I didn't want to see that, and I'm gonna assume it's against site rules to hold your genitalia into flames?? I mean I know guys tend to like BBQ... but seriously?

I wish they wouldn't take things that far. It's a bit much.

Then there's that whole penectomy kink. I don't/ won't do that one, even if it's just roleplay (not something I'm comfy with in any form), but I get asked about it a lot. It's a thing
I guess it's possible to get to a point in life where regular porn just won't do it for you anymore, and you just have to go off the deep end. I don't really know.

There is no emoji that can fit what I am thinking or feeling right now so I had to just go with the "wtf" one.
but stuff like this I truly don't understand how guys start to enjoy it. But at least it's pain to themselves. Although, to try to get others to watch them do it without asking first is a bit fucked up in my opinion. I know to be a cam model you need a thick skin but I am sure there can be a lot of things for c2c that can really mess a lot of models up by seeing it.

Watching other guys do lots of weird stuff is one thing I could never do, so I admire you ladies and gents who have to put up with that stuff.

 

[NotYou]

I can imagine this guy wondering why his pitch isn’t working. Thinking hard about how to sweeten his language to get a response, and then confidently adding… “bb”

I can honestly imagine this guy standing around a fire and chanting this... haha

 

[yummybrownfox]

 

[NotYou]

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I am noticing lots of signs lately that I am getting older...
"donk" and "suwoo" what now?And "popping corn" is this real corn or what is this about? haha

Back in my day...............

 

[darcyduke]

darcyduke
what u into?
jhonamerica3
you look different since last time haha
jhonamerica3
yeah
jhonamerica3
you look a bit larger but its nice on you
PM conversation with jhonamerica3 <ctrl-l to close>
jhonamerica3
you put on weight babe

 

[yummybrownfox]

I am noticing lots of signs lately that I am getting older...
"donk" and "suwoo" what now?And "popping corn" is this real corn or what is this about? haha

Back in my day...............

I said "Hi" to him like three times while he was in my room, and he never greeted me. Just kept posting weird shit like this. It was getting on my nerves, so I kicked him (not banned...just kicked). Lol. I was trying to watch the beginning of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert on my other laptop, and messin' around with this clown made me miss the part where Stephen Colbert comes out on stage and hugs Jon Batiste (I always love that part).

 

[yummybrownfox]

I guess I could post this in this thread. But this really isn't WTF, because I don't think members mean any harm when they do this...and they're just trying to be considerate.

I don't understand this "I didn't want to disturb you" thing that members will say (for when they get really quiet in the room), because they see me sitting on my bed dancing, lip-synching, and/or lifting weights. You need to realize that I'm doing these things all the time to keep busy and keep myself moving while waiting for members to enter the room and chat and/or tip. If I just sat there motionless staring at the screen, you'll say I'm boring. Lol. Models WANT you guys to talk...not just sit there.

Besides, if I was doing something I didn't want to be disturbed from, I would either leave the room for a quick minute, set my room to "Away" mode, or I'd just go offline.

And I'm watching my chat screen the entire time I'm lifting weights, so don't be afraid to say something.

 

[eagerbeaver]

Just saw this and it made me laugh

member: U give me all of u. I give u all of US

 

[rockin_rod]

Perhaps not exactly the spirit of this thread, but this does make me go WTF.......

Why oh why do lovestruck users keep on repeatedly posting gifs of cute teddy bears blowing kisses, holding love hearts and waving red roses?

I say tips, not teddies

OK, vent over. But just sat through waaay too much of that $h!t.

 

[Trixxi_Love]

user : magical cleavage - seems like a booby door to the delicious wonders
user :hot burger ass
user: sexy yummy legs r like ice cream
user: sweet jelly lips ...mmm chewing gummy yummy
user: nose like boiled egg

Perhaps he meant he thinks the model is "delicious" (A viewpoint I do agree with!)

Was he getting aroused or writing his grocery shopping list

 

[Ozzie_]

Was he getting aroused or writing his grocery shopping list

I know, right? I was confused, as I genuinely try to understand what guys mean (I am a knight in this room so if they are being crude, the model likes them to be muted), but I was genuinely stumped by what this one was trying to achieve from this. But they were harmless. No crudities or demands.

 

[AmazingAlexaNY]

this i hate bb watch me i have a big dick ummm did you not read my profile i don't watch for free lolz. also having a big dick wont change my mind.... i prefer to watch girls anyway... hahaha bi-curious i am..... hope its not a problem lolz

 

[yummybrownfox]

Some thirsty motherfucker in the comments section of a YouTube video asking me "You have milk?" "Why not, baby?"

 

[Trixxi_Love]

this i hate bb watch me i have a big dick ummm did you not read my profile i don't watch for free lolz. also having a big dick wont change my mind.... i prefer to watch girls anyway... hahaha bi-curious i am..... hope its not a problem lolz

I can’t stand that … I get the same except most of them want to tell me what skin color their dick is and then ask if it is my preferred skin color.

I really hate any emphasis on race. I personally never had a “preference” and I enjoyed my sexual experiences with people as individuals … but try to tell someone on a cam site that a person has so much more going on in their dynamic life than the color of one’s skin and you may confuse them “but do you like bbc bb?”

 

[yummybrownfox]

I can’t stand that … I get the same except most of them want to tell me what skin color their dick is and then ask if it is my preferred skin color.

I really hate any emphasis on race. I personally never had a “preference” and I enjoyed my sexual experiences with people as individuals … but try to tell someone on a cam site that a person has so much more going on in their dynamic life than the color of one’s skin and you may confuse them “but do you like bbc bb?”

I know I'm a tad off-topic, but HOLY SHIT...I never realized how butthurt some men get over a Black cam model having a White dildo (Back when I still used dildos). Lol. I once had some prick on Streamate type in free chat "I hope you get raped by all that White dick you worship," and of course his bitch ass quickly left the room before I could ban him.

 

[Highlander884]

Really? Racism towards dildos! Now I've heard everything! Wonder how they feel about lushes?

 

[yummybrownfox]

Really? Racism towards dildos! Now I've heard everything! Wonder how they feel about lushes?

There are some Black men out there who feel we should "stick to our own kind," (I see posts about this on Facebook all the time) and apparently that includes dildos too. Lol. It's so fucking stupid. Ain't nobody gonna tell me who/what I get to suck and fuck. My nun BJ video (Interracial) must've pissed off a lot of dudes then (The ones who feel this way, at least).....

 

[MarieElise]

I know I'm a tad off-topic, but HOLY SHIT...I never realized how butthurt some men get over a Black cam model having a White dildo (Back when I still used dildos). Lol. I once had some prick on Streamate type in free chat "I hope you get raped by all that White dick you worship," and of course his bitch ass quickly left the room before I could ban him.

I get the exact same thing for having black and brown dildos. But I got them at the request of long-term regs who are black and brown, so the people who have a problem w it can deal with it. No matter what we do, someone is always going to be disapproving and pissed off with us We just can't win.

 

[Smoothie]

I know I'm a tad off-topic, but HOLY SHIT...I never realized how butthurt some men get over a Black cam model having a White dildo (Back when I still used dildos). Lol. I once had some prick on Streamate type in free chat "I hope you get raped by all that White dick you worship," and of course his bitch ass quickly left the room before I could ban him.

This was one thing that surprised me as I started spending more time on cam sites and observing other members’ requests and preferences. I saw so many guys enter a model’s room and request to see her dildo before tipping for it, then leave immediately because it didn’t meet their standards. Over time, a lot of models have mentioned to me that men will leave if the dildo is not the right color or size.

I definitely couldn’t imagine feeling offended or threatened because a model’s dildo was a little too different from my own equipment. I’m not tipping to see the toy anyway. I’m tipping to see the end result of its use.

 

[darcyduke]

cheating_dick -i'll be honest with you - i am not a fan of tokens , so I guess if that is the only thing you're here for then I wouldn't be wanting to waste your time here
darcyduke - not a fan of paying your way? interesting...

Interesting....

 

[Smoothie]

cheating_dick -i'll be honest with you - i am not a fan of tokens , so I guess if that is the only thing you're here for then I wouldn't be wanting to waste your time here
darcyduke - not a fan of paying your way? interesting...

Interesting....

“if that is the only thing you’re here for…” I mean, other than this guy’s irresistible personality I suppose tokens are among your main reasons for camming.

 

[yummybrownfox]

cheating_dick -i'll be honest with you - i am not a fan of tokens , so I guess if that is the only thing you're here for then I wouldn't be wanting to waste your time here
darcyduke - not a fan of paying your way? interesting...

Interesting....

His screen name...ugh. Like it's something to be proud of and brag about. People disgust me.