Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[rockin_rod]

yep, earned him a ban

 

[MarieElise]

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yep, earned him a ban

on the positive side though she'll probably be thinking of Kevin Costner anyway Especially w a hubby like that!
(that was just a random choice, I know a lot of the Boomer ladies like the old K-dogg).

 

[rockin_rod]

on the positive side though she'll probably be thinking of Kevin Costner anyway Especially w a hubby like that!
(that was just a random choice, I know a lot of the Boomer ladies like the old K-dogg).

Figured he was in denial anyway, as he couldn't seem to type 'I'.
Or maybe his keyboard had a bust key

 

[GraysonDrake]

Okay story time:

I had this blue user trying to hype up how close I was to meeting my cum goal for like an hour (maybe not a real hour, but god it felt like it). Would not shut the hell up, but also refused to tip towards it at all. Was pissing people off and grinding my chat interaction to a halt.

I had a regular who had tipped the majority of the goal go AFK for a bit with 5 FUCKING TOKENS left on the goal and this little blue asshole was still posting in chat to try to get people to tip while blatantly ignoring any time I suggested he should be the one to do it and that it was in his best interest.



At this point I probably should have done something but instead I chose revenge.

My regular came back, we had a quick chat in DMs, he tipped the rest of the goal.

Blue dude was so hyped, so excited, so eager.

I let him get his hopes up for a few minutes.

He told me he couldn't wait to see me cum.

And I said "well that's unfortunate, because you're not going to."

And then I fucking banned his ass and had an amazing orgasm.

 

[rockin_rod]

And then I fucking banned his ass and had an amazing orgasm.

Thanks, this made my day!

 

[MarieElise]

OMG I had to log off because of this one!!! I can't stop laughing

This guy comes in my room, who I've never met before. He does the usual fill the chat w flirty dirty talk, without tipping. But there's something I'm liking about him, so I just let him go on...

Then out of nowhere he types "Those guys bazookas belong in my mouth."

(!!!!!!!! ??????) I thought he was saying he wanted to blow all the other guys in my room! Turns out "guys" was a typo for "huge". Lol I can't continue my shift, because I can't stop laughing at him!

 

[rockin_rod]

OMG I had to log off because of this one!!! I can't stop laughing

This guy comes in my room, who I've never met before. He does the usual fill the chat w flirty dirty talk, without tipping. But there's something I'm liking about him, so I just let him go on...

Then out of nowhere he types "Those guys bazookas belong in my mouth."

(!!!!!!!! ??????) I thought he was saying he wanted to blow all the other guys in my room! Turns out "guys" was a typo for "huge". Lol I can't continue my shift, because I can't stop laughing at him!

I would've thought exactly the same as you, from what he typed!!!!

 

[NotYou]

4:27 PM nonkel2
Helo You are great. And i should tip you. Only thing is, i have a rule - i only tip girls that allow me to send private messages...

 

[bbbbadddd]

Okay story time:

I had this blue user trying to hype up how close I was to meeting my cum goal for like an hour (maybe not a real hour, but god it felt like it). Would not shut the hell up, but also refused to tip towards it at all. Was pissing people off and grinding my chat interaction to a halt.

I had a regular who had tipped the majority of the goal go AFK for a bit with 5 FUCKING TOKENS left on the goal and this little blue asshole was still posting in chat to try to get people to tip while blatantly ignoring any time I suggested he should be the one to do it and that it was in his best interest.

With a model who I visit regularly I once tipped most of a 1,000 token goal and left 1 token just to force someone else to tip. That was with 100+ in the room. Nobody did. lol

Annoying as hell when guys just sit like that.

 

[rockin_rod]

With a model who I visit regularly I once tipped most of a 1,000 token goal and left 1 token just to force someone else to tip. That was with 100+ in the room. Nobody did. lol

Annoying as hell when guys just sit like that.

And I really dislike it when I join a room and someone who recognises me as a regular writes "at last, now we'll get to see something".
(I'm no whale, but I do tip).

 

[GraysonDrake]

With a model who I visit regularly I once tipped most of a 1,000 token goal and left 1 token just to force someone else to tip. That was with 100+ in the room. Nobody did. lol

Annoying as hell when guys just sit like that.

I would probably cry if that happened to me. Like I don't blame you at all for being frustrated but jesus.....

Next time that happens if you were planning on spending more money on that model ask to take her private so the freeloaders won't get a free show. It would probably cheer her up too, that kind of shit is demoralizing.

And I really dislike it when I join a room and someone who recognises me as a regular writes "at last, now we'll get to see something".
(I'm no whale, but I do tip).

Oh man if someone took that attitude with me I'd ban them immediately.

 

[Mel1]

Because my Bot , or I have no ideea .

 

[schruti]

That guy want the Chaturbate coders to die.

That's bad, and it also violates the Code of Conduct, 1. iii.

 

[CallMeMaria]

Oh dear, oh dear. This is literally about 7 tokens... I guess I just oow him now.

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[schruti]

I am much nicer to them. I just send a PM. I get very interesting proposals.

ceterum censeo smart apps will handle these requests silently.

 

[schruti]

One user who always amazes me is zoranbobanbob - once you saw him, you won't forget him. He works in a low income area, yet every then and now he spends a few tokens. Most often, he can't afford them.

He always visits models of one specific studio which decorates every room by two black+white pillows. I once saw these pillows at IKEA, decorating a sofa exactly as that studio does. A vendor saw me watching them and talked to me, and I told her a whole webcam studio uses these pillows as standard decoration. She first laughed her ass off and then told me that's reasonable because they are the least expensive pillows and they sell really well. And they look quite well, too.

Now, zoranbobanbob always sends the same request, something like: “You are so pretty … please sit on a pillow … a soft pillow for a beautiful girl …“

Most models in that studio know him and just let him talk, or sometimes they greet him, as he is always friendly, just he rarely spends tokens. Some models actually do him the favor and sit on a pillow, and then he goes on:

„You are so beautiful … please sit on both pillows … two soft pillows for a beautiful girl …“

 

[NotYou]

Suuuure right yes, deal!

[grey guy]
dklopp13
This is the ideal pose of dangling heels

dklopp13
Look if you do it only one time I will not ask again I promise. I just want that one time. Try it

dklopp13
If you do it only only only one time the next time if i want something i will pay tokens

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[GraysonDrake]

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<my immediate mental image

 

[AudriTwo]

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shut up about your boner. is spring coming early or 6 more weeks of winter?

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Grey : „Looks very porn-like today ,really acted. I do not like it at all. I'd rather go to the next model“



I mean who the fuck cares what your non-paying-ass thinks/does, seriously I don’t get it , if they not like the show, why they can’t just leave without this stupid comments all the time. I look how I look when I’m about to cum, i can’t fake it or look different, it’s just how it is.

The funny thing is that he write that exactly when i was about to cum and many guys who tipped for it

 

[yummybrownfox]

4:27 PM nonkel2
Helo You are great. And i should tip you. Only thing is, i have a rule - i only tip girls that allow me to send private messages...

Let me guess...Stripchat?

 

[NotYou]

Let me guess...Stripchat?

haha yes.
And you know the "worst" part? Her PM price is only 11 tokens.
Had he just tipped 11 tokens, it would have been a very simple "win/win" situation.

I noticed him there in her room the next day too - and she is not the type of model to give in, she wouldn't have given him the PM.
On both days he was "ex" tipper, so he showed as grey both days.

 

[MarieElise]

I'm not in the mood to beat around the bush today. I don't and didn't even promise a free clip w sign up to my OF. So the fact he got a welcome clip at all should have made him happy. The dude must be high or something. He's mad he paid $11 for my OF and never got a free full length clip, despite my never advertising or offering one anywhere on the internet at all.

Free dick rating for this guy -5 !

I'm not gonna sit and argue or be classy with such a Dipshit. I just don't have the time to, and his rude assuming ass doesn't deserve it.

 

[NotYou]

I'm not in the mood to beat around the bush today. I don't and didn't even promise a free clip w sign up to my OF. So the fact he got a welcome clip at all should have made him happy. The dude must be high or something. He's mad he paid $11 for my OF and never got a free full length clip, despite my never advertising or offering one anywhere on the internet at all.

Free dick rating for this guy -5 !

I'm not gonna sit and argue or be classy with such a Dipshit. I just don't have the time to, and his rude assuming ass doesn't deserve it.

I laugh because of your reply, absolutely perfect.
I don't think enough people (you models) say something as simple and clear as that and I think you should most times haha

 

[bbbbadddd]

egyptian_00
start fun now sex do it see wow bb do it see hilp wow yas open Please help girl tear off the socks I want to open the socks and enter the penis in my vagina between torn socks I want to have sex with you now and torn socks in front of my sexy pussy Torn socks I want to have sex with you Nice sexy pussy Enlarging the camera Open the socks I want to enter the penis deep in a big pussy Girl do it I am hot to have sex with you oki

 

[NotYou]

egyptian_00
start fun now sex do it see wow bb do it see hilp wow yas open Please help girl tear off the socks I want to open the socks and enter the penis in my vagina between torn socks I want to have sex with you now and torn socks in front of my sexy pussy Torn socks I want to have sex with you Nice sexy pussy Enlarging the camera Open the socks I want to enter the penis deep in a big pussy Girl do it I am hot to have sex with you oki

By any chance... do you think he may like socks?

 

[GraysonDrake]

I laugh because of your reply, absolutely perfect.
I don't think enough people (you models) say something as simple and clear as that and I think you should most times haha

(From my reddit DMs)

 

[rockin_rod]

egyptian_00
start fun now sex do it see wow bb do it see hilp wow yas open Please help girl tear off the socks I want to open the socks and enter the penis in my vagina between torn socks I want to have sex with you now and torn socks in front of my sexy pussy Torn socks I want to have sex with you Nice sexy pussy Enlarging the camera Open the socks I want to enter the penis deep in a big pussy Girl do it I am hot to have sex with you oki

I was wondering if by 'socks' the person meant stockings or tights, and then OMG this triggered a memory of something my friend told me, maybe a year ago.
She came back from a break laughing fit to bust. One of the girls in her studio had taken a very specific private, and they had all gone to peek in her room.
Won't go into too much detail, and I'm not judging anyone's kinks/fetishes/tastes. To each their own.
But it involved sourcing a quart of ice cream, a tub of cottage cheese, a ripe peach, a pair of black fishnets, and a pair each of beach sandals and gumboots.
The guy was super-specific, even down to the brand and flavour of the ice cream, and tipped a massive amount up front, which included for one of the room 'helpers' to go to the nearest store for the food items, and to find the requested footwear. They even found someone who was ok at English to check the details, because nobody believed what Google Translate was telling them he wanted.