Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

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I love the choice of word "humped" there.

I'm imagining you at the bottom of a pile of hairy, sweaty middle-aged dudes with a long-suffering is-it-over-yet expression on face and attitude.

 

[CallMeMaria]

I'm imagining you at the bottom of a pile of hairy, sweaty middle-aged dudes with a long-suffering is-it-over-yet expression on face and attitude.

....How did this just go from bad to worse !?

 

[Lilly_____]

I'm imagining you at the bottom of a pile of hairy, sweaty middle-aged dudes with a long-suffering is-it-over-yet expression on face and attitude.

What the fuck

 

[Ich Bin]

What the fuck

The thought is more than troubling.

 

[Jupiter551]

Sorry, this happens during my first coffee.

 

[adrian0]

Guys who think they're on a meet-up app and expect me to drives hundred of kilometers to meet them for free is what blows my mind the most... lol

 

[basileus]

vladrakulaHey baby you're sexy sorry to ask this question but I wanted to know can you open my camera and play with your ass maybe fart for me? For this I will send you more tokens

 

[Sashacurves]

Is it Andrewsnow? It's been a year since he pestered me non stop but never spent, and he just sent me a message on share asking if I was over it yet lol Curious if same dude, because he was into belly stuff too, and an obnoxious pain in the arse/ingrate.

omg yes it was him haha. Totally agree, what a creep

ETA I just checked my MFCshare and this made me laugh out loud


How dare I

 

[MarieElise]

omg yes it was him haha. Totally agree, what a creep

ETA I just checked my MFCshare and this made me laugh out loud
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How dare I

He's such a fucking troll. He harrassed me non stop to upload belly content to share, then never bought any of it. Afterward he harrassed me for banning him too. He can rot in hell. He's a total broken condom.

 

[Lilly_____]

I LOLed so hard at the "how dare you"!

 

[Sashacurves]

He's such a fucking troll. He harrassed me non stop to upload belly content to share, then never bought any of it. Afterward he harrassed me for banning him too. He can rot in hell. He's a total broken condom.

Ugh what a piece of shit where does he get that kind of entitlement from wtf. It was never a no from me for belly stuff either I kept saying yes I could do all his requests but he'd never pay just kept asking again

I LOLed so hard at the "how dare you"!

Same hahaha just sums the guy up really

 

[Vixxen81]

Ugh what a piece of shit where does he get that kind of entitlement from wtf. It was never a no from me for belly stuff either I kept saying yes I could do all his requests but he'd never pay just kept asking again

Same hahaha just sums the guy up really

It's really an interesting question -- where that entitlement comes from, Sasha. I had a guy who spent about two weeks trying to convince me to shit on video and play in it and kept saying things like "the other girls I pay are into it" and I absolutely refused to believe he had ever been successful in getting a model to shit on cam and play in it. I'm having a hard time typing this without throwing up but it's so wild where their minds go. No woman on earth would ask to watch a guy take a shit.

But I do know a guy who wanted women to blow him while he was shitting. /Sorry to be so gross

 

[Sashacurves]

It's really an interesting question -- where that entitlement comes from, Sasha. I had a guy who spent about two weeks trying to convince me to shit on video and play in it and kept saying things like "the other girls I pay are into it" and I absolutely refused to believe he had ever been successful in getting a model to shit on cam and play in it. I'm having a hard time typing this without throwing up but it's so wild where their minds go. No woman on earth would ask to watch a guy take a shit.

But I do know a guy who wanted women to blow him while he was shitting. /Sorry to be so gross

Nasty. Hate to kink shame but that's something I'll never ever understand the psychology of. How on EARTH do you develop a fetish for that shit what happened to you

 

[Vixxen81]

Nasty. Hate to kink shame but that's something I'll never ever understand the psychology of. How on EARTH do you develop a fetish for that shit what happened to you

That's the interesting part. They say your very first sexual experience colors the rest of your experiences. So if someone with poor hygiene is their first experience they are always going to want some aspect of that encounter to exist in the future but there is also the humiliation factor. What's more humiliating than watching a woman do the most vile thing imaginable? I can understand wanting to hear a little poot/fart or whatever because it's not the norm to hear your girl fart around you, but the health aspect of doing the other is so dangerous.

 

[Sashacurves]

That's the interesting part. They say your very first sexual experience colors the rest of your experiences. So if someone with poor hygiene is their first experience they are always going to want some aspect of that encounter to exist in the future but there is also the humiliation factor. What's more humiliating than watching a woman do the most vile thing imaginable? I can understand wanting to hear a little poot/fart or whatever because it's not the norm to hear your girl fart around you, but the health aspect of doing the other is so dangerous.

True, or like a lot of taboo things (including farting) it could be the taboo-ness that causes it to be a turn on. Because it's something they're not supposed to be thinking of or turned on by, so kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy that they end up getting turned on by it. Letting the intrusive thoughts win kind of thing. Kink is so interesting.

 

[Smoothie]

Dark purple username on CB … so he’s tipped 1,000 tokens or more in the past 2 weeks. And yet, look how this idiot decided to treat one of the models I visit regularly:

— enters room during an extended flash where the model was fully nude (so right away, he definitely saw a lot)
— tips a total of seven (7) tokens in 1-token increments
— immediately gets angry when another member (new to her room) tips one (1) token of his own. He tells that user in public chat “stop biting off me jay;” new member leaves as fast as he arrived.

Model sits down at desk (still nude, but the paid-for flash has ended). The member then starts this nonsense:

[DarkPurpleUsername]: you're boring and self-absorbed
[DarkPurpleUsername]: look at other models to be successful

(I tip the model an off-menu amount)

[DarkPurpleUsername]: see? someone is giving you money for no show lol

[DarkPurpleUsername]: read a book

After that, he allegedly (according to what the model told me) PM’ed her more insults, telling her that her music was terrible (it isn’t), accusing her of working for a studio (she doesn’t) and accusing her of scamming men out of money since she didn’t give him a show for his seven (7) tokens. And in case there was any doubt, no, she doesn’t have anything on her tip menu for 1 token (or 7), other than a low-level Lush vibration.

She never banned him because her personality is such that she was laughing at him and kind of enjoying his meltdown, rather than getting upset about it. After a few minutes, her laughter (& the fact that he was failing to upset her) got under his skin enough that he stormed out on his own.

I mean, come on. The insults are what they are - obviously rude and uncalled for. But for a dark purple user to have a total meltdown over what he didn’t get for 7 tokens? After having already seen her nude? How fucking far did he think $0.35 was going to get him?

 

[Vixxen81]

True, or like a lot of taboo things (including farting) it could be the taboo-ness that causes it to be a turn on. Because it's something they're not supposed to be thinking of or turned on by, so kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy that they end up getting turned on by it. Letting the intrusive thoughts win kind of thing. Kink is so interesting.

Exactly. So I don't want to get all rambly or whatever. But I had a boyfriend in elementary school, very unique last name, whatever time moves on, start dating a new guy in high school and run into Unique's brother. Boyfriend gets all weird and twitchy and once we get back to his place, he's all quiet. So I ask. What's up. And he's like well I used to suck his dick behind a tree at my dad's house. And then like three months later I see a half inflated pool float in his closet and a bottle of hair conditioner on the shelf in said closet. So I was like 'sup? So he used conditioner as lube to masturbate with the float.

I have to have a particular pillow near me to cum my brains out. Certain trigger words. But I've never crossed into something that would be unhealthy for my being. And I think that's where it really gets fascinating, right? Not trying to be circular, but it's almost as if it's actually unexplainable.

 

[SuperPookie]

" carlton (invisible)
do you agree with this talk ?

carlton (invisible)
you will not bring me to court after 10 years from sexual harrassment "

I just blocked him after that because wherever the conversation was going to head it certainly wasn't to a show.

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[yummybrownfox]

Guys who think they're on a meet-up app and expect me to drives hundred of kilometers to meet them for free is what blows my mind the most... lol

It drives me bonkers when I come across someone I want to swipe right on, but then it doesn’t say where he lives or how many miles from me he is. It will say “Just ask.” No…

 

[Sashacurves]

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Oh god this gives me flashbacks to one of the most disgusting cam2cam experiences I've ever had. However bad you might imagine it was, it was worse

 

[rockin_rod]

Oh god this gives me flashbacks to one of the most disgusting cam2cam experiences I've ever had. However bad you might imagine it was, it was worse

I'm sorry it had that effect of reminding you then.

 

[Sashacurves]

I'm sorry it had that effect of reminding you then.

Aha no don't worry it was just far more cheese than I'd ever wanna see down there

 

[Taxistheft]

Aha no don't worry it was just far more cheese than I'd ever wanna see down there

Now I need to hear this. Lol

 

[Sashacurves]

Now I need to hear this. Lol

I'm not talking the edible kind

 

[Vixxen81]

I'm not talking the edible kind

Fantastic pic, Sasha and OMG ewww on the cheese

ETA: Is dick cheese mostly an uncirc'd issue? I don't think I've ever seen it on a cut guy.

 

[Schnauzevoll]

Fantastic pic, Sasha and OMG ewww on the cheese

ETA: Is dick cheese mostly an uncirc'd issue? I don't think I've ever seen it on a cut guy.

*coughs in nurse-ish
CAN happen but indeed not as often, if so they usually have a bigger tip compared to the shaft and hence it is soooo challenging to properly clean.

 

[Vixxen81]

*coughs in nurse-ish
CAN happen but indeed not as often, if so they usually have a bigger tip compared to the shaft and hence it is soooo challenging to properly clean.

Wow. Men. Facepalm.

The man my mom married after she divorced my dad had to be told to brush his teeth. What is it with these dudes?

 

[Sashacurves]

Wow. Men. Facepalm.

The man my mom married after she divorced my dad had to be told to brush his teeth. What is it with these dudes?

I dated a guy once who definitely wasn’t washing his ass. The one and only time I sucked his dick all I could smell was shit. It’s apparently a common occurrence for them to have to be informed in adulthood that the asshole is not self-cleaning

 

[Vixxen81]

I dated a guy once who definitely wasn’t washing his ass. The one and only time I sucked his dick all I could smell was shit. It’s apparently a common occurrence for them to have to be informed in adulthood that the asshole is not self-cleaning

But men suggested spraying Lysol in our vaginas in the 30's, 40's and 50's.

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