Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Mel1]

Another little glimpse of wtf today. It must be my slightly bitchy mood thats bringing all these boys to the yard today.

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He exited the room after this. xSome guys don't know what to tell more in hope they get a free flash, assholes!

 

[yummybrownfox]

It's so annoying to other members too. I know you can turn off tip sound, but I don't want to. So I have to suffer through 100 1-token tip sounds 1 second apart.
Plus, it makes it terribly difficult to follow any chat convo that was going on.

Yeah, I once turned off that obnoxious MFC tip sound too, but ended up turning it back on because I feel like some of these tippers enjoy hearing that tip sound, and knowing that they did that. I think they enjoy the attention. The multiple 1-token tips give the illusion that they're "making it rain" in the model's room (Even though they're really not...), while it's kind of like Look at meee! I'm tipping! If I were to disable the tip noise, I would bet money that less people would be motivated to tip, and would even be disappointed. Lol. If I've gotta deal with that slight annoyance in order to get some money in my pocket (and help my camscore), I'll deal with it. Too bad it can't be as cute as the Stripchat tip sounds.

 

[MarieElise]

Lol I never screen-grabbed it, but some guy took me PVT tonight for my new rate of $9 per minute. He didn't have me do any nudity, just asked me to braid my hair. So I started doing a side braid.

He said; "no, loose and straight behind you"

So I said "sorry" and undid it, and started doing that instead. Keep in mind I am facing the cam, so he can't even see the braid now, because it's down my back.
I finish and he says...

"Damn your my bitch ain't you".

Lol... what? I just stared at the screen, and he never typed anything else...
Seriously... wtf?
Eventually, I just ended the show. Not a stitch of clothing had been removed, barely a word had been said, and not even a sexy moan or anything went down.

 

[NotYou]

Models don't seem to understand the "subtle" and sneaky way some guys are creepy with things, such as this below - I see this more often than you would think.
Note: she is wearing almost nothing, so plenty of flesh on show.


cyrcap
your cat's sleeping

cyrcap
Don't you want play with him ?

cyrcap
that could be cool no ?

[ME]
@cyrcap no, don't be creepy

cyrcap
that could to be fun no ?

cyrcap
cats are sweet

cyrcap
like you [model's name]

 

[rockin_rod]

Uh-oh. Not again. Noooooooooo........
(and maybe he doesn't realise her room name is not her real name)

 

[Smoothie]

Uh-oh. Not again. Noooooooooo........
(and maybe he doesn't realise her room name is not her real name)
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And here I thought it was normal for a woman’s real name to contain three underscores…

 

[NotYou]

Oh, how we saw that coming (end of the sentence):


2:48 AM Saroman2021
I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart that I am allowed to see such a wonderfully beautiful woman. That is why I send this rose from the bottom of my heart, because it is a pleasure for every eye to see it. Is it permissible to say that you would also see high heeled shoes or boots

 

[rockin_rod]

Oh, how we saw that coming (end of the sentence):


2:48 AM Saroman2021
I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart that I am allowed to see such a wonderfully beautiful woman. That is why I send this rose from the bottom of my heart, because it is a pleasure for every eye to see it. Is it permissible to say that you would also see high heeled shoes or boots

Ah the old 'grey fave' - compliment + request = free stuff

 

[yummybrownfox]

Uh-oh. Not again. Noooooooooo........
(and maybe he doesn't realise her room name is not her real name)
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Creepy!

An MFC member once asked me if I could send him a picture of my arm tattoos (This was when I just had tattoos on my upper arm), because his female friend loved my tattoos so much that she wanted them too.

*Cringe* Um...what? You don't copy a total stranger's tattoos (that have meaning to them), just because you think they look cool. Do a Google search for ideas, and come up with your own thing, ya weirdo.

 

[rockin_rod]

Creepy!

An MFC member once asked me if I could send him a picture of my arm tattoos (This was when I just had tattoos on my upper arm), because his female friend loved my tattoos so much that she wanted them too.

*Cringe* Um...what? You don't copy a total stranger's tattoos (that have meaning to them), just because you think they look cool. Do a Google search for ideas, and come up with your own thing, ya weirdo.

yeah - I guess in some way it's kinda flattering that they liked your ink so much, but agree - it should be something personal that has meaning to them.

 

[mika_kedi]

yeah - I guess in some way it's kinda flattering that they liked your ink so much, but agree - it should be something personal that has meaning to them.

The meaning of my tattoos is that I like the way they look. That's it. No backstory. But they are all original drawings by my tattoo artists, copying tattoos sucks.

 

[darcyduke]

Urgh. Rant.

I went private with a guy with a leather fetish. He asked me to dress up in various items of leather clothing and pose for him. Whilst I'm getting changed into the clothes that he requested, he started to get shitty and asked why I wasn't masturbating. I told him that I would, but he wanted me to change first. He started getting really grumpy, asking why I couldn't do it at the same time. Maybe he thought I had about eight arms or something? IDIOT.

 

[bud9752]

Urgh. Rant.

I went private with a guy with a leather fetish. He asked me to dress up in various items of leather clothing and pose for him. Whilst I'm getting changed into the clothes that he requested, he started to get shitty and asked why I wasn't masturbating. I told him that I would, but he wanted me to change first. He started getting really grumpy, asking why I couldn't do it at the same time. Maybe he thought I had about eight arms or something? IDIOT.

WHAT , you're not an Octopi ?

 

[yummybrownfox]

Urgh. Rant.

I went private with a guy with a leather fetish. He asked me to dress up in various items of leather clothing and pose for him. Whilst I'm getting changed into the clothes that he requested, he started to get shitty and asked why I wasn't masturbating. I told him that I would, but he wanted me to change first. He started getting really grumpy, asking why I couldn't do it at the same time. Maybe he thought I had about eight arms or something? IDIOT.

What an asshole. These are the kind of people I hate doing private shows with. How the fuck do you expect the model to enjoy herself (and have an orgasm) when you're stressing her out with ridiculous demands/expectations? Some of these members expect you to treat your body like a pretzel (Get into this position, but keep turning around to look at the computer to see wtf they're asking you to do next).

It annoys me that I can never masturbate the way I'd like to in private shows (I'd like to keep the panties on, and hold the vibrator over the panties where it's not directly touching the clit, but the clit still very much feels it...and I need to be watching something sexy on my screen too). This is how I like to do it in my spare time when it's just me, and it feels so much better that way than what the guys in private shows always want (They want everything off...toy directly on the clit). Many of them won't do cam-to-cam (so I can watch them jerk off), so then I have to tell them to give me a sec to pull up some porn while I'm masturbating.

 

[NotYou]

What an asshole. These are the kind of people I hate doing private shows with. How the fuck do you expect the model to enjoy herself (and have an orgasm) when you're stressing her out with ridiculous demands/expectations? Some of these members expect you to treat your body like a pretzel (Get into this position, but keep turning around to look at the computer to see wtf they're asking you to do next).

It annoys me that I can never masturbate the way I'd like to in private shows (I'd like to keep the panties on, and hold the vibrator over the panties where it's not directly touching the clit, but the clit still very much feels it...and I need to be watching something sexy on my screen too). This is how I like to do it in my spare time when it's just me, and it feels so much better that way than what the guys in private shows always want (They want everything off...toy directly on the clit). Many of them won't do cam-to-cam (so I can watch them jerk off), so then I have to tell them to give me a sec to pull up some porn while I'm masturbating.

I personally don't fully understand guys. I mean, I do understand they want or have a specific desire and fetish and way to cum but for me, I always find it so much better when the model enjoys it too.

Whether this is like with you, being in a specific way, or if it's using a specific toy. Like with one model, she has a larger toy and then smaller ones. 99% of guys want her to use the largest one she has, but she doesn't like it. I didn't know this at first but when we did our show, and she showed me her toys and asked which one, she was quite taken back when I asked "which one do you prefer and you will enjoy?", and she said "this small one", so I said, "ok great let's use that". I think if I remember we actually had a little 1 or 2-minute discussion about it.


The more pleasure the model has, the more I have, it's really that simple for me. I do have other specifics though to help but maybe for me, it's because I love to watch the face of a woman, and don't want to obviously be seeing some fake and over the top expressions. So I guess ultimately, I am being selfish because it's still FOR ME, but it's a win-win I think - or hope.


The thing is, even us guys need specific positions and stuff to help us cum better or faster, or slower.
We condition our bodies to enjoy more in certain positions. Too many guys I think just want "all - NOW". These same guys usually want only a 2 minute show, but do it multiple times per day. I would rather have a 30 minute show and ENJOY the show and have that "wow that was gazing, I really need water" lol.

 

[yummybrownfox]

The thing is, even us guys need specific positions and stuff to help us cum better or faster, or slower.
We condition our bodies to enjoy more in certain positions. Too many guys I think just want "all - NOW". These same guys usually want only a 2 minute show, but do it multiple times per day. I would rather have a 30 minute show and ENJOY the show and have that "wow that was gazing, I really need water" lol.

That's fine, as long as you're not acting like the guy in darcyduke's example...or like the guy on ImLive (Years ago) who wouldn't shut up with "I want you to cum all over the place...I want you to cum all over the place...Are you going to cum for me?" (OMG, shut...the hell...up...) I take it from your post that you're not difficult like that, so that's cool. Because there's no way I'm going to genuinely enjoy myself if I'm being told every two seconds to now switch to this position and do this and that. Gotta be realistic. We're not gonna enjoy ourselves if the private show is starting to feel like a chore. It should be enjoyed by both parties.

And a 30-minute show is cool as long as the guy realizes I'm not having the vibrator on my clit for that long. A 30-minute show...there will be other things going on besides just toy play.

 

[Smoothie]

Whilst I'm getting changed into the clothes that he requested, he started to get shitty and asked why I wasn't masturbating.

I would have told him “because leather is your fetish, not mine. Why aren’t YOU masturbating?”

 

[MarieElise]

Yeah, those guys are a pain in the ass that want everything under the sun in 5 minutes, and then command an orgasm. Or that change their minds 30 seconds into each new thing. I always assume they are inexperienced and/or on the white drug train. They may as well just say upfront they don't mind if we fake, at that point, or alternately that they fully expect a ban.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Yeah, those guys are a pain in the ass that want everything under the sun in 5 minutes, and then command an orgasm. Or that change their minds 30 seconds into each new thing. I always assume they are inexperienced and/or on the white drug train. They may as well just say upfront they don't mind if we fake, at that point.

BINGO! Because I guarantee you...I am NOT gonna have that genuine orgasm they expect if all they're doing is pissing me off. And then I'm just gonna think to myself OMG, will this dude just fucking cum already, so I can be done with him? LOL. We don't just magically have an orgasm (or "cum all over the place"...lmao...what a joke) just because a man tells us to. That's not how this works.

 

[Brit]

Yeah, those guys are a pain in the ass that want everything under the sun in 5 minutes, and then command an orgasm. Or that change their minds 30 seconds into each new thing. I always assume they are inexperienced and/or on the white drug train. They may as well just say upfront they don't mind if we fake, at that point, or alternately that they fully expect a ban.

I've straight up told someone that there is zero chance that I will be able to have a real orgasm. He was having me move in different positions, wanted me to tease, all while holding my vibe on my clit. I said that I could give him a fake orgasm. He just kept typing out instructions. Finally, he asked me to cum for him so I ended up doing a very over the top "orgasm". He was disappointed because it was obviously not real (not real for me anyway, I'm not typically very loud). I was like, "well, I told you that I wouldn't be able to cum so I thought you wanted a fake one." He said something like "oh, i thought you were kidding."

 

[Highlander884]

I've straight up told someone that there is zero chance that I will be able to have a real orgasm. He was having me move in different positions, wanted me to tease, all while holding my vibe on my clit. I said that I could give him a fake orgasm. He just kept typing out instructions. Finally, he asked me to cum for him so I ended up doing a very over the top "orgasm". He was disappointed because it was obviously not real (not real for me anyway, I'm not typically very loud). I was like, "well, I told you that I wouldn't be able to cum so I thought you wanted a fake one." He said something like "oh, i thought you were kidding."

Dumbass

 

[MarieElise]

I've straight up told someone that there is zero chance that I will be able to have a real orgasm. He was having me move in different positions, wanted me to tease, all while holding my vibe on my clit. I said that I could give him a fake orgasm. He just kept typing out instructions. Finally, he asked me to cum for him so I ended up doing a very over the top "orgasm". He was disappointed because it was obviously not real (not real for me anyway, I'm not typically very loud). I was like, "well, I told you that I wouldn't be able to cum so I thought you wanted a fake one." He said something like "oh, i thought you were kidding."

At some point someone has to burst their bubble. Too high on their own supply me thinks.

 

[Fatquack]

You mean you girls can't come on demand while playing the piano, hanging upside down and using 6 toys at the same time? Disappointing, I was so going to tip 10 tokens for that...

 

[NotYou]

Note: The model's private show is only 8 tokens per minute (SC), so this guy is hardly going to break his bank by taking her, and she only has a minimum of 5 minutes (so 40 tokens for 5 minutes!!):
Note 2: I am her Knight, hence me responding - she likes it because her English is not the best.

During this there was another guy asking for a PM, which is 7 tokens, I told him to see the menu and obviously, his response was stupid "its not in tokens i give her a lot in pm❤"
I wonder what the "a lot in pm" would be.. no doubt lots of amazing dirty talk obviously?


**goldmembergold1 has tipped 1 token **

12:17 PM goldmembergold1
Pm

12:17 PM goldmembergold1
Dance

12:17 PM [ ME ]
@goldmembergold1 she dances beautifully in private shows

12:19 PM [ MODEL ]
@goldmembergold1 [dance emoji]

12:20 PM
goldmembergold1
Tip her for Dance ass

12:22 PM [ ME ]
@goldmembergold1 1 token to dance? Be serious

 

[CallMeMaria]

I don't even know quite how to respond to this...

--
User sends a PM;

User: Hi, how are you?
Model: Hi, I am great thank you.
Model: Would you mind tipping 7tk for the PM so we can keep chatting.
User: Oh I tipped 7tk already once a few days ago, do I have to tip again every time?

--

 

[Mel1]

Yeah…

 

[MarieElise]

I wonder what the "a lot in pm" would be.. no doubt lots of amazing dirty talk obviously?

A lot of them send pictures of their anus's via PM these days. I think it's like the new thing. Or maybe it's just new for me.

 

[rockin_rod]

A lot of them send pictures of their anus's via PM these days. I think it's like the new thing. Or maybe it's just new for me.

confirming they're assholes? or confirming their assholes?

 

[MarieElise]

confirming they're assholes? or confirming their assholes?

They want me to do a lot more than merely confirm .

 

[rockin_rod]

And maybe I am off track with this, but I find it really patronizing when someone writes a comment like this: