„You look like a thrown sausage“
„ I wouldn’t even piss on you“
Bla bla bla but he’s still in my room
„ I wouldn’t even piss on you“
Bla bla bla but he’s still in my room
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Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"
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but only until you ban him ?he’s still in my room
1st time for everything right? LOL. Look at the bright side, you learned about something new.
A woman in my office says Amaze Balls whenever she is incredulous. ?Not sure if this was a demand to be pleased, or a confession on the effect she had on him
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I think you should counter by talking like Al Swearengen in Deadwood when *you* are incredulous
My username its shy_mel , so the minute they come on my room they start with “ hi, you don’t look shy to me “ or “are you really shy”?
Thats make me so frustrated , how I’m supossed to look shy? Thats my character , not appearance .?
Thats make me so frustrated , how I’m supossed to look shy? Thats my character , not appearance .?
I guess you should be there with a pillow/cushion or teddy bear that you're hiding behind?
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Yes, that's exactly what it means.
Now that song by Ol' Dirty Bastard ("Shimmy Shimmy Ya") is gonna be in my head. 'Ooh, baby, I like it raw...yeah baby, I like it raaaaawwwww!"
Give away free cam2cam then I am sure the scared expression will be there on your face! haha
I had never heard it said, or seen it written before - other than some vague recollection of a cheesy snack I saw once at the grocery store. A quick look at urbandictionary has enlightened me.Yeah it's a pretty common phrase in certain demographics. ?
Totally separate observation - I was buying a coffee this morning, and the teenager that served me smiled and said 'LOL' in response to a comment I made.
Really felt that was missing the point of laughter, and I said to myself 'WTF?"
Oh god! Really? "LOL"?Totally separate observation - I was buying a coffee this morning, and the teenager that served me smiled and said 'LOL' in response to a comment I made.
Really felt that was missing the point of laughter, and I said to myself 'WTF?"
Sometimes I feel very old, and really do fear for the youth of today
I had never heard it said, or seen it written before - other than some vague recollection of a cheesy snack I saw once at the grocery store. A quick look at urbandictionary has enlightened me.
Totally separate observation - I was buying a coffee this morning, and the teenager that served me smiled and said 'LOL' in response to a comment I made.
Really felt that was missing the point of laughter, and I said to myself 'WTF?"
Oh god! Really? "LOL"?
Sometimes I feel very old, and really do fear for the youth of today
A model I enjoy will literally say "LOL", she won't laugh, she won't say the individual letters, she will literally say it as a word when she laughs at a joke or GIF.... it's kind of weird and funny and stupid all in one.
I have been on the internet for many years and not even I say it as "LOL", even I remember how to actually laugh
Yeah, I was incredulous when he said 'LOL' (as in 'loll in bed'). But I've always shaken my head at the term anyway, how do you laugh silently?? Kinda has to be out loud to be considered laughing.A model I enjoy will literally say "LOL", she won't laugh, she won't say the individual letters, she will literally say it as a word when she laughs at a joke or GIF.... it's kind of weird and funny and stupid all in one.
I have been on the internet for many years and not even I say it as "LOL", even I remember how to actually laugh
<Old fart rant over>
what an all-round charmer.....
2 models didn't say anything when I took them into a private show, but at least one model admitted his mike wasn't working.
Me: Just a face to cock view is good, nothing against below the balls/legs. You don't have to be hard, just talk, or type dirty.
Model: Shook his ass and started spanking himself.
I politely said thank you for your time and logged off.
Me: What I mentioned in me area before.
Model: Turned around to show me his ass, getting closer to the cam, and putting his finger up his ass.
Model told me his mic wasn't working. I said thank you for your time and logged off. I did cam2cam with the model, and well, at least he typed the words "you're hot."
WTF? SMH. My favs, come back, please come back online. Oh well, thank goodness for favs, and yeah, it think I need a break from the pvt shows with guys, and need to do shows with some of the ladies for now, unless I'm on the webcam myself. SMH again.
Me: Just a face to cock view is good, nothing against below the balls/legs. You don't have to be hard, just talk, or type dirty.
Model: Shook his ass and started spanking himself.
I politely said thank you for your time and logged off.
Me: What I mentioned in me area before.
Model: Turned around to show me his ass, getting closer to the cam, and putting his finger up his ass.
Model told me his mic wasn't working. I said thank you for your time and logged off. I did cam2cam with the model, and well, at least he typed the words "you're hot."
WTF? SMH. My favs, come back, please come back online. Oh well, thank goodness for favs, and yeah, it think I need a break from the pvt shows with guys, and need to do shows with some of the ladies for now, unless I'm on the webcam myself. SMH again.
Could it be the first one was split camming so he was on another site while you took him privately and maybe someone tipped him to spank himself? Or maybe he usually gets guys wanting that so it's his default "setting", and just does it.
I’ll file this one under “things members say due to over-reliance on translators” and it’s my fault.
A model that often says hello to me offline speaks Spanish, and I speak very little Spanish so I usually respond in English and auto-translate it before sending. I do know enough Spanish to tell someone I’m doing good. But out of habit, I translated it anyway.
She messaged me asking how my day was going. I responded (in English) “good, so far.” I translated it to Spanish and sent her the reply.
Apparently it translated to “good, until now.”
Oops!
A model that often says hello to me offline speaks Spanish, and I speak very little Spanish so I usually respond in English and auto-translate it before sending. I do know enough Spanish to tell someone I’m doing good. But out of habit, I translated it anyway.
She messaged me asking how my day was going. I responded (in English) “good, so far.” I translated it to Spanish and sent her the reply.
Apparently it translated to “good, until now.”
Oops!
I've both sent and received my share of confusing messages that turned out to be translation glitches.
Most memorable one was in a conversation with a Russian model, the word 'dear' (as in 'honey') got translated to 'expensive'.
That’s great. How long did you call her a money pit as a term of endearment before she got angry?
You're very perceptive, that's so funny! It was actually after a lengthy private show and that probably added to the initial outrage
In the early days I was frequenting a lovely young Colombiana's room and she mentioned having to go to the bank to give them a stagecoach!!! I forget the actual term in English even but it was identity documents such as are required to open an account. But it translated as stagecoach.
Actually... don't get me started on Spanish.... "esposas" (wives) is ALSO "Handcuffs"!!
I left the chat for a few minutes because I went to the toilet and when i came back I had this in my room:
Member: you lousy little silly. You fuck.
no idea what that is but lately i only attract people who insult me and treat me like shit.my income dropped so much that I'm considering quitting. Can’t deal with this stupid shit no more. I cry a lot after streams at the moment. Don’t know what to do or what I’m doing wrong. It really hurts me inside.
Member: you lousy little silly. You fuck.
no idea what that is but lately i only attract people who insult me and treat me like shit.my income dropped so much that I'm considering quitting. Can’t deal with this stupid shit no more. I cry a lot after streams at the moment. Don’t know what to do or what I’m doing wrong. It really hurts me inside.
I've never been on your side of the screen, so I won't speak as though I know exactly what you're going through.
But I have experienced some very dark periods in both work and private life, and sometimes felt like it was all getting too hard.
Please, please reach out to any source of support that you can find, including local to you, because you're not alone and there is always a better time on the horizon.
At least know that you have friends here at ACF. I'm sure many have been there themselves, and can relate to how you're feeling.
True. Most likely was split-camming, maybe not. His default "setting." LOL!!! As long as he's making his money and successful, good for him, but since he appeared to be bored when suddenly in the pvt show, I'll most likely just pick another model and/or save my money for when one of my favs comes back.
Well this was a little rude.
No hello or other words from him. The model has a "wet look" kind of hair, she uses a hair product to have this look/style, and it looks great - this can be the only thing I can think why he said this.
8:55 AM
mmfor
you need to wash your hair
And then he left.
No hello or other words from him. The model has a "wet look" kind of hair, she uses a hair product to have this look/style, and it looks great - this can be the only thing I can think why he said this.
8:55 AM
mmfor
you need to wash your hair
And then he left.
One of my favourites has the most amazing long luxurious glossy black hair. AFAIK I don't have any hair fetishes *, but it's very common for other viewers to request her to brush her hair for them, or to put it up in a twist or ponytail, and to wash it in the shower....... so maybe it wasn't meant negatively. Or he could be just another rude pr!ck.
(*) although I do just appear to have used plenty of adjectives to describe hers
Haha! There was a similar thing in the room I was in last night; grey user pops in, writes "you like masturbating in public" and leaves ?
One of my favourites has the most amazing long luxurious glossy black hair. AFAIK I don't have any hair fetishes *, but it's very common for other viewers to request her to brush her hair for them, or to put it up in a twist or ponytail, and to wash it in the shower....... so maybe it wasn't meant negatively. Or he could be just another rude pr!ck.
(*) although I do just appear to have used plenty of adjectives to describe hers
For me, i read it definitely as being rude. Not even a hello or a single token tip (he was a red name rank 91)... and then to just leave. i think if he wanted a shower show or something else, he would have tried more or something
