Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[NotYou]

Interesting room subject....... not surprised it was only a second before someone replied:
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She should hold up a giant 13 I ch dildo and ask "is your dick smaller than this?" And when they they say yes she says "then your dick is small.. here's an air kiss" lol

 

[schruti]

Nice try! …

yowieee: Has she painted her toes?
Notice: Tip for Tasks:  ?13 ➜ Blow kiss ?15 ➜ Do not stop! ?16 ➜ PM ?24 ➜ Show Feet ?36 ➜ ? Roll Dice ?39 ➜ Show heels …
yowieee: Does she have her toes painted
yowieee: Does she have her toes painted?
yowieee: Does she have her toes painted??
yowieee: Does she have her toes painted???
yowieee: No one else into feet here?
yowieee: I want to see her feet
yowieee: But I don’t want to see her toes if they not painted
yowieee: Are they painted
xxxxxxx: how much to finger ass?
yowieee: It’s 24 to finger ass

… but bad luck: The grey lines were ninja muted.

 

[NotYou]

Nice try! …

yowieee: Has she painted her toes?
Notice: Tip for Tasks:  ?13 ➜ Blow kiss ?15 ➜ Do not stop! ?16 ➜ PM ?24 ➜ Show Feet ?36 ➜ ? Roll Dice ?39 ➜ Show heels …
yowieee: Does she have her toes painted
yowieee: Does she have her toes painted?
yowieee: Does she have her toes painted??
yowieee: Does she have her toes painted???
yowieee: No one else into feet here?
yowieee: I want to see her feet
yowieee: But I don’t want to see her toes if they not painted
yowieee: Are they painted
xxxxxxx: how much to finger ass?
yowieee: It’s 24 to finger ass

… but bad luck: The grey lines were muted. Only yowieee saw them, and I received copies.

If at first, you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try and try again! lol

 

[schruti]

If at first, you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try and try again! lol

He keeps trying.
Ctrl-F tells me he tried 70 times by now.
Never give up, brave yowieee!

 

[darcyduke]

user
i can spin your nipples if you want
user
come to nottingham babe i will stick my sausage in your pi

?

 

[Ozzie_]

user
i can spin your nipples if you want


?

Perhaps a fan of TV show Red Dwarf... a robot character often said "well, spin my nipple nuts and...." with different endings.

 

[rockin_rod]

Perhaps a fan of TV show Red Dwarf... a robot character often said "well, spin my nipple nuts and...." with different endings.

was that Kryten? that's taking me back a fair bit.....

 

[Ozzie_]

was that Kryten? that's taking me back a fair bit.....

yep. ?
I might have to dig out my DVD's haven't watched in a few years

 

[MiaSarah]

Just had a guy, purple user on CB. Comes in and PMs me (I only do PMs with fanclub or 15 tokens), so he is paying CB monthly for the 'privilege'. I write in public and then verbally say "I do not PM unless you are in fanclub or you pay for a PM." The guy goes OFF in public chat on how he pays CB $20 a month for PMs and he isn't giving me anything, he pays for the right to PM anyone he wants. Now respond to him!

I did, with a ban.

 

[rockin_rod]

Just had a guy, purple user on CB. Comes in and PMs me (I only do PMs with fanclub or 15 tokens), so he is paying CB monthly for the 'privilege'. I write in public and then verbally say "I do not PM unless you are in fanclub or you pay for a PM." The guy goes OFF in public chat on how he pays CB $20 a month for PMs and he isn't giving me anything, he pays for the right to PM anyone he wants. Now respond to him!

I did, with a ban.

TBH, I think the CB Supporter subscription is dumber than a bag full of hammers.
The official position to justify your $19.95 ongoing monthly subs includes that 'It provides you the ability to private message other users'.
Yippee.
The ability to send a PM doesn't entitle the sender to expect it will actually be read or replied to; especially when they demand that.
And I'd bet that 99% of the time, the recipient (usually a busy model) does not welcome the unsolicited contact anyway, especially when they receive zero income from it.

 

[anarchocringe]

not exactly malicious, but last night this guy kept asking if I would go grab some mayo and slather it all over my feet. absolutely no context beyond that he while he prefers the hellmann's olive oil spread, whatever I had on hand should work just fine. gotta respect the decisiveness, I guess

spoiler incoming: no mayo related shenanigans went down in my room

 

[schruti]

Perfectly right, @rockin_rod - the subscription includes the right to send PMs, but not the right to get a reply.

It is bad manners to annoy the broadcaster by that waste of time.

However, everybody else seems to be happy about getting PMs. When I PM to them, they immediately start praising my beauty, and often I get some very naughty offers.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Just had a guy, purple user on CB. Comes in and PMs me (I only do PMs with fanclub or 15 tokens), so he is paying CB monthly for the 'privilege'. I write in public and then verbally say "I do not PM unless you are in fanclub or you pay for a PM." The guy goes OFF in public chat on how he pays CB $20 a month for PMs and he isn't giving me anything, he pays for the right to PM anyone he wants. Now respond to him!

I did, with a ban.

Reminds me of many of the ultimate members on Stripchat. All that money they’re willing to spend on memberships and other models, but when they get to our rooms they won’t tip and only want to bug us with PM. And of course they won’t pay to message us via Plasma Messenger. They seem to think they should just do whatever they want because the site told them they’re special. ?

 

[CheeseMoon]

And I'd bet that 99% of the time, the recipient (usually a busy model) does not welcome the unsolicited contact anyway, especially when they receive zero income from it.

It's the same on StripChat; "I paid *someone else* a bunch of money to be able to annoy *you* with this message, so you'd better respond!"

 

[NotYou]

user
i can spin your nipples if you want
user
come to nottingham babe i will stick my sausage in your pi

?

Haha this is funny because on Skype when I am talking with a specific model/woman, because of the automatic translation censoring out naughty words, she started to say "sausage" and "pie"



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Oh I love cheese but even for me this is way too much (grey user):


6:21 PM
kiing200
May I ask a question?

6:21 PM
[ MODEL NAME ]
@kiing200 hope its a polite one, go ahead pls

6:21 PM
kiing200
Are you a pillow?

6:22 PM
kiing200
I can not sleep without you

6:23 PM
kiing200
Can i follow you Because my parents told me to always follow my dreams

6:27 PM
kiing200
I seem to have a problem with my eyes because I can not take my eyes off you

 

[rockin_rod]

not exactly malicious, but last night this guy kept asking if I would go grab some mayo and slather it all over my feet. absolutely no context beyond that he while he prefers the hellmann's olive oil spread, whatever I had on hand should work just fine. gotta respect the decisiveness, I guess

spoiler incoming: no mayo related shenanigans went down in my room

That reminds me of an amusing interaction a couple of days ago between a model and viewer:

viewer: wanna go pvt, but do you have any whipped cream?
model: sorry, no cream
viewer: peanut butter?
model: sorry, no
viewer: nutella?
model: I have no condiments, sauces, or spreads!!!
viewer: ok.....

and then they went to private anyway!

 

[NotYou]

That reminds me of an amusing interaction a couple of days ago between a model and viewer:

viewer: wanna go pvt, but do you have any whipped cream?
model: sorry, no cream
viewer: peanut butter?
model: sorry, no
viewer: nutella?
model: I have no condiments, sauces, or spreads!!!
viewer: ok.....

and then they went to private anyway!

I bet you any money, he also asked her a few times more in the private if she has anything lol.
Some guys seem to think a model has magical powers in private shows and can pull the things they said they don't have out of there _ _ _ (fill in the blanks )

 

[NotYou]

CB... sounds legit right? Model must be dumb not to take this offer up lol


cearsesergi90
Hey

cearsesergi90
Could i ask one question beautiful

cearsesergi90
Do you accept bank transfer or Bitcoin

cearsesergi90
İ couldn't use my credit card in adult site because of some reason like wifeL can send you 200 or 300 dollar for 1 hour password show.i can send you money transfer receipt photos in wp or telegram after u confirm to transfer we can do show

cearsesergi90
Pm

========= I interjected ==========

[ ME ]
@cearsesergi90 you can buy tokens here using bitcoin and 13 other crypto currencies, so you have no excuse. Your "wife" will not find out.


======== He Left ==========


Haha

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[NotYou]

Hahaha this is funny but also wtf.

I should have copied and pasted the conversation but basically, it went something like
(Note: the model TYPES this to him)

Guy: Tips 110 tokens
Model: Thank you
Guy says a few compliments about her body
Mode: Thank you. Muaahh
Guy: What is "muahh"
Model: a kiss
Guy: it seems like you do not want me here
Model: it was a kiss for you to say thank you


(she was literally NAKED, rubbing oil on her body as part of this guy's tip and some other smaller tips)


TODAY

1:04 PM
nonkel2EX
you looked much better yesterday, while i tipped you... please loose that top

1:05 PM
nonkel2EX
you have perfect breast
1:05 PM
nonkel2EX
so, please show them

1:12 PM
[ MODE ]
@nonkel2 hello

1:13 PM
[ MODEL ]
@nonkel2 he gave me 110 tk yesterday and I did a show

1:14 PM
[ MODEL ]
@nonkel2 and now what do you want

1:18 PM
nonkel2EX
actuary i meant to say i was very pleased hun, i don't espect anything...

1:19 PM
nonkel2EX
it was a good show

1:19 PM
[ MODEL ]
@nonkel2 [HEART ICON]

1:22 PM
nonkel2EX
just wanted to say i love looking at your breasts

1:25 PM
nonkel2EX
but maybe i will in the future, i'm not a freeloader love

1:27 PM
[ MODEL ]
@nonkel2 ok

1:30 PM
nonkel2EX
but you have no idea how many girls are showing tits and pussy right now... so, see you later

1:32 PM
[ MODEL ]
@nonkel2 ok

1:32 PM
[ MODEL ]
@nonkel2 [LOL Emoticon]

1:34 PM
nonkel2EX
just kidding, i wil never shut you down when you are on line

1:35 PM
nonkel2EX
but of course, i prefer you naked...



........... THEN HE LEFT AND DIDN'T RETURN .............


I think he went to the naked ladies lol

 

[rockin_rod]

Well, that's a long time, and especially without any tips.....


this guy entered the room while the model was absent taking a quick break, and immediately wrote this.
No idea what/who he was replying to.


This guy is constantly demanding with no tip; he's been silenced and kicked many times.
Nice try at dodging yet another.......

 

[Diana_Devil]

ChrisTuffer: Do you maybe have a video game controller?

Diana_Devil: no

ChrisTuffer: Could you fuck your biggest machine toy, keep calling me king daddy and telling me "r@pe Hayley's forbidden teen pussy until she loves you " in trupvt?

Diana_Devil: no ! i will give you a big fucking ban instead and post you as a bad fucking creep example on models forum sites !

ChrisTuffer: Mmm ok

ChrisTuffer: Can we do somthing similar but less extrenr?

Diana_Devil: no !

Diana_Devil: get out of my room!

ChrisTuffer: Very sad


I hate that MFc ban dont reacts right away!

 

[Highlander884]

ChrisTuffer: Do you maybe have a video game controller?

Diana_Devil: no

ChrisTuffer: Could you fuck your biggest machine toy, keep calling me king daddy and telling me "r@pe Hayley's forbidden teen pussy until she loves you " in trupvt?

Diana_Devil: no ! i will give you a big fucking ban instead and post you as a bad fucking creep example on models forum sites !

ChrisTuffer: Mmm ok

ChrisTuffer: Can we do somthing similar but less extrenr?

Diana_Devil: no !

Diana_Devil: get out of my room!

ChrisTuffer: Very sad


I hate that MFc ban dont reacts right away!

Well at least u kept ur promise about posting what a creep he is.

 

[NotYou]

I have posted about this guy before, he has done this for MONTHS, he goes to every room and posts the same thing and I have never seen him tip for it, usually, they say the price, and then he leaves..
I am unsure if he was trying to be sarcastic with his comment towards me, or if it was a genuine because after this he left lol

FYI: this guy is there fo 4 years I think, and he is GOLD rank 36, so it's not like he doesn't know how to use the site.


6:07 PM
terry666666
ass bb

6:07 PM
[ ME ]
@terry666666 tip for requests terry, you post this in everyone's room asking, and never tip for it

6:11 PM
terry666666
@[ ME ] really..you're not lying !!

6:12 PM
[ ME ]
@terry666666 I have seen you in many rooms asking this and never tipped for it when models tell you how much it is.

 

[Highlander884]

I remember a grey a few years ago, I think he must have just gone in each and every room on the front page of cb asking the exact same question

"On a scale of 1 to 10 how badly do u need to pee?"

 

[CheeseMoon]

I remember a grey a few years ago, I think he must have just gone in each and every room on the front page of cb asking the exact same question
"On a scale of 1 to 10 how badly do u need to pee?"

I think I've seen the same guy, or at least a very similar question being asked. Pee fetish guy not getting to the point, probably. Based on the public chatter in many cam rooms, it seems to be a not too uncommon fetish.

 

[NotYou]

I think someone MIGHT be exaggerating a little bit here but I can't be too certain.


11:10 PM
Havlosh
Hi love

11:11 PM
Havlosh
My dick 40cm and want u baby

 

[Diana_Devil]

I remember a grey a few years ago, I think he must have just gone in each and every room on the front page of cb asking the exact same question

"On a scale of 1 to 10 how badly do u need to pee?"

he is still around lol , i got a tip note like this 2 days ago

 

[darcyduke]

USER
im looking for a mistress that loves to control for fun right now as i dont own many tokens

I hate these guys. They drive me frikkin mad. I seem to be getting lots of them atm.

 

[CheeseMoon]

I seem to be getting lots of them atm.

It's like that in almost all the rooms I frequent now. More than one tipping user seems to be the exception, with the rest encouraging each other to tip or spending their time soliciting freebies. It's maddening on the user side too.