Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LailaBaise]

proudfoot: pm babes
CrackMyHoles: o
CrackMyHoles: no
CrackMyHoles: type here
proudfoot: grt ass
CrackMyHoles: ty
CrackMyHoles: lol
CrackMyHoles: thats all to say in pm?

Like you wouldn't believe. :roll:

 

[nerdguy]

I just saw one, in AshaSnow's room.

Frenchjoe: i will kill my wife for youxx

Talk about WTF?!?

 

[AshleyMarks]

On SM:
Xmember1:hi bb
Me: hi
Xmember1:hru?
Me: good
Xmember1: I got off from watching u.
me: I'm happy you find me attractive.
Xmember1: Yes bb, I came in my sister 4 u.
Me: wtf
Action: Block Blockity block
And another:

Me: Hi
Me: How are you?
Xmember2: good and you?
Me: gr8
Xmember2: Do you like secrets?
Me: sure. What is your secret?
Xmember2: My dog licked me.
Me: WTF!!!!
ANIMAL ABUSE, AHHHHH!!!!
Action: Block blockity block
:naughty: :angry4: :whax:

 

[Jessi]

When dudes say "pvt bb" and I say "okay, but I need a 300 token minimum to make up for my room count" they say (quote from the other night) "Well I have 50 and I can show you my hardon on cambb".
"Yeah, If only I could pay my rent with your boner"

 

[Bocefish]

When dudes say "pvt bb" and I say "okay, but I need a 300 token minimum to make up for my room count" they say (quote from the other night) "Well I have 50 and I can show you my hardon on cambb".
"Yeah, If only I could pay my rent with your boner"

Sounds like he just wanted you to look at his cam for 50 instead of going private then. Maybe I missed something? Either way, it cracks me up that a guy would pay to have a camgirl look at his junk.

 

[LadyLuna]

Had two good ones (aside from the idiot in the "idiot of the day" thread)

spuaselrac: color your nipples?

I replied, "You're missing some question words there.. are you asking me to get some markers and color my nipples?"

And this guy, I was already typing to a different dude, hence the typed reply when I normally talk:

addrocks: bb im adam im 22 from australia ntmu bb name age location pls

Lady_Luna: addrocks, this is not a dating site, therefore that sort of intro is not appropriate

addrocks: pls trpe bk bb no sound sorry

Lady_Luna: I just did...

:lol:

Edited to add: yes, the other dude I was already typing to was the idiot from the other thread

 

[ComicOzzie]

diesel647: have you ever seen a guy who could suck his own dick? if not, is it something you'd be interested in seeing?

WTF is wrong with some people?

 

[bawksy]

Stinkpalm: I have yet to see a camgirl use the force to dildo her pussy, but I would pay to see it

 

[Jessi J]

diesel647: have you ever seen a guy who could suck his own dick? if not, is it something you'd be interested in seeing?

WTF is wrong with some people?

Selfsuckin comes into my room, he's one of the guys that asks if the models wanna watch him suck himself, I have watched him do some pretty crazy things, but he is a nice guy. Then elm13ster asks if the model wants to watch him suck and fuck his own cock, I have watched him a few times and he was very nice and answered a lot of questions that both my regulars and myself had. It's not something I like to watch, I am just curious. They are very nice

 

[Jupiter551]

Black9x8: hey Anya Ive been getting off on you for 10 years!
luv_squirter: 50tks for boobs???
MerilynSakova: 10 huhh
dudechik: Anya is 26 years old
jdeep89: lol
Rimmermore has tipped MerilynSakova 260 tokens.
Black9x8: maybe only 8 then

 

[Miss_Lollipop]

RandomMember: Do u anal squirt bb?
Me: Are you offering to take me private?
RandomMember: yes in pvt.
Me: Sure, send me a PM so we can discuss it!

IN PM:
RandomMember: Will you anal & squirt in pvt?
Me: Sure! I never guarantee squirting, it happens MOST of the time though, and I can deffinately do some anal with you. I require you to have a minimum of 200 tks for pvt.
RandomMember: Ok, how will u do it, the squirt?
Me: Well, I'll need you to be ok with me playing with my pussy as well, i'm a g-spot squirter. I was thinking DP or fingers in my pussy, toy in my ass?
RandomMember: No I mean, do you put water in your ass first to squirt it out, or do you do it with nothing at all?
Me: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....OH! You want enema play! No the squirt comes from my PUSSY i don't squirt anything out of my ass ever sorry.
RandomMember: Ok.

A misunderstanding on what 'squirt' means... oh my.
How exactly he wanted me to squirt anything from my ass WITHOUT using an enema first, I have no idea. If i had the shits he might have been over the moon.....

 

[AngelicTease]

hi bb would you fuck yourself with hair straightners?

I don't know if they want them turned on or not, but ouch either way!
He then asked for heels, and asked if I do any weird objects, and now:
eynon: strange question but u like animal sex?

:-x :hand: :naughty: :snooty: :angry4:

 

[LailaBaise]

I felt the need to screen cap this. I just got out of a group, checked my pms and bammo.

 

[ViruSphere]

I felt the need to screen cap this. I just got out of a group, checked my pms and bammo.

That just might be the most disturbing text message I've seen anywhere in my life.

 

[LailaBaise]

hi bb would you fuck yourself with hair straightners?

That made my precious flower creep up inside my tummy. :icon-cry: Even if they were cold I have a psychological connection with straighteners and irons. I can't touch a cold iron without freaking out! :?

 

[Jupiter551]

That made my precious flower creep up inside my tummy. :icon-cry:

Perfect turn of phrase, I got a mental image of your labia folding in defensively to cover the retreat of your woman bits :lol:

 

[LailaBaise]

That made my precious flower creep up inside my tummy. :icon-cry:

Perfect turn of phrase, I got a mental image of your labia folding in defensively to cover the retreat of your woman bits :lol:

 

[GoddessAiren]

"Yeah, If only I could pay my rent with your boner"

Hahaha, I loled.




"Let's have a look at that gash bb"

I'm assuming he meant my vag :/

 

[LadyLuna]

I can't find it, but the other day...

I had a guy ask in pm about BDSM. I said that I do a little, nothing hardcore. He asked what I like, I said spanking, tying up, nipple clips. He asked about K9.

WTF? Since when did BDSM mean it has to do with bestiality? I get how the two can happen together, but there is no way in which one means the other!

 

[tonyxtreme]

Ok, so I recently started a youtube channel and decided it would be fun to post topics each week that are over things that are on my mind at the time. Just posted my very first vid. Honestly, it makes me come off as kind of super bitchy, but it is pretty damn funny and incredibly true! And if you have watched me for more than 5 minutes ever, you know I don't bitch a whole lot at all. It is over "The dumb shit, dumb mother fuckers say to women on MFC". Lol, decided this was the perfect place to share it. Enjoy!

http://youtu.be/ISWeK72F7V0

Nice - it was original and you where being yourself. Anyway Trolls will be trolls, 99% of the time it's just stupid shit people say to get a rise out of you. Welcome to the adult online industry

 

[tonyxtreme]

Toddy761: I would happily give you 1500 tokens a week if you would do what I wanted

Wow, 75 bucks a week to be this dude's sex slave. What a deal!

It's $15 bucks on second-life the online virtual reality game (true story), and you'll get to control some chick that has a non existent sex life, or that needs to get out more and that get's off at being sold at a online virtual auction. Which being the sadist I am in my personal life, it's a fantastic thing (from the psychological viewpoint, since you can try new techniques on someone in a fairly safe manner). :-D

 

[LacieLaPlante]

I always save em up lol:

• 
  - Panduh77: as soon as she goes nude, im watching veggietales on netflix
  
  - OneSumKing: i bet you have nice whore holes
  
  - hagendorfer: how many poles could a whore hole hold if a whore hole could hold poles?
  
  - WiggleRabbit: if they had a drink making attachment it would be worth it (In reference to the sybian pricetag

 

[Jupiter551]

I have heard about this site. Must google!

It's not a site it's a 'virtual world' (kind of like a game which has no objective, no combat etc) where the users make and upload their own houses, clothes etc...giant virtual sandbox basically.

More to the point, it's proof that if you give human beings a virtual world, 95% of it is going to end up as virtual porn. I've been to Second Life a couple times and was frankly overloaded with "virtual porn" to the point where I was sick to DEATH of sex and sex-themed stuff in the game and just longed to explore the landscape. Even when exploring peoples cool mansions that they built though all of a sudden you'll stumble into their S&M dungeon room complete with virtual strap-ons ready to wear... *shudder*

 

[schlmoe]

all of a sudden you'll stumble into their S&M dungeon room complete with virtual strap-ons ready to wear...

Relax dude, it's just art!

 

[Jupiter551]

all of a sudden you'll stumble into their S&M dungeon room complete with virtual strap-ons ready to wear...

Relax dude, it's just art!

lol one of the funniest things on there is...your standard avatar doesn't come with a penis, so one of the first and most prevalent human endeavours in this virtual world is....the creation of a wearable penis-object. Obviously.

You'll see boxes of free penises sitting around the place and are welcome to take one, but I soon learned that if you want such features as going erect on command, you'll want a premium penis and you're expected to pay for that. I just stuck with the free one. I also quickly discovered residents outrage when I walked around "non-explicit" areas wearing my new penis (over my clothes) lol.

But yeah, SL convinced me that if you made your average human being a god, able to create anything...they'd just turn the world into an enormous swinger's club.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Not to be rude but do you fuck for money?

Now why would any model think this is rude?

 

[LadyLuna]

Not to be rude but do you fuck for money?

Now why would any model think this is rude?

Many members assume that all webcam models are whores.

 

[Miss__Kitty]

One of the more common ones and one of my favorites to tease about
"I love your bobs."
While, yes sometimes. this is just a typo... I have on more than one occasion, had someone who's first language was not English, type this and never noticed it was mis- typed. The exact phrase I got the other day was," I love your bobs. I want to come in your asssssss." The guy was being highly annoying and premiums were starting to complain about him.
So after giggling my response was," Thanks. But what are bobs? And why does ass make you sound like you are a snake?" Unfortunately he did not "get it."

 

[Jupiter551]

One of the more common ones and one of my favorites to tease about
"I love your bobs."
While, yes sometimes. this is just a typo... I have on more than one occasion, had someone who's first language was not English, type this and never noticed it was mis- typed. The exact phrase I got the other day was," I love your bobs. I want to come in your asssssss." The guy was being highly annoying and premiums were starting to complain about him.
So after giggling my response was," Thanks. But what are bobs? And why does ass make you sound like you are a snake?" Unfortunately he did not "get it."

The scary thing is, if enough of them use bobs often and it spreads into mainstream slang, it'll eventually end up in the dictionary like "guesstimate" and "unputdownable" did and become an "official" word.

 

[LilyMarie]

no_tokens_for_you: are you still a virgin or have you paid some blind guy to fuck you?
no_tokens_for_you: im going for a record amount of bans tonight
no_tokens_for_you: pleaaasssse holly
no_tokens_for_you: ban ban ban ban




He was a guest, too. He had the tiny grey font.. I didn't know guests could choose names.