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Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"
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- Oct 28, 2013
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ComicOzzie said:
Is it odd that I'm writing all of these names down so I know to avoid them?
Just ignore anything with "jflex" in it. Trust me.TKLovely said:
Seriously.....this dude makes me wanna :crybaby:
https://twitter.com/barrett1985
How in the hell has he got nearly 300 people following him?? Forget things like 'what is the meaning of life?' & 'is there other life-forms out there?', this is what I really wanna know! Lol.
https://twitter.com/barrett1985
How in the hell has he got nearly 300 people following him?? Forget things like 'what is the meaning of life?' & 'is there other life-forms out there?', this is what I really wanna know! Lol.
- Jun 16, 2012
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- Twitter Username
- @Ann_sulu19
- Streamate Username
- Ann_Sulu
- ManyVids URL
- https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/54402/Ann_Sulu/
I had a guy who kept saying things along the lines of, "Your ass is the white spider, my dick is the black fly...What would your ass say if it caught my dick...? 'I've got you, you can't get away...'" It was super annoying and I should have kicked him...he wasn't taking me private...I just wanted to say, "If you want to keep up this little charade, I best be getting paid for it..." I guess I'm just not into the whole ass-spider fetish...
OliveDean
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- Aug 15, 2012
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- Twitter Username
- @curvyolive
- MFC Username
- CurvyOlive
- Clips4Sale URL
- http://clips4sale.com/store/82751/olivedean
SaffronBurke
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- Jan 3, 2013
- 19,430
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- 3,093
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- Twitter Username
- @Sweet_Saffron
- Tumblr Username
- saffronburke
- MFC Username
- SaffronBurke
- Streamate Username
- SaffronBurke
- Chaturbate Username
- SaffronBurke
- Clips4Sale URL
- http://clips4sale.com/store/62613/Saffron
Room Topic: Shh, sneaky bath show! Can't talk, family will hear me!
Dumbasses in chat: Wow, now's the perfect time to ask her every question that she can't possibly answer with yes or no, since she can totally type while shaving her pussy and washing her hair!
And cue excessive fumbling with towel to ensure my hands are dry before I type, followed by some bloob telling me that I shouldn't touch the keyboard while in the bath. Did you not just see me drying my hands?
Dumbasses in chat: Wow, now's the perfect time to ask her every question that she can't possibly answer with yes or no, since she can totally type while shaving her pussy and washing her hair!
And cue excessive fumbling with towel to ensure my hands are dry before I type, followed by some bloob telling me that I shouldn't touch the keyboard while in the bath. Did you not just see me drying my hands?
SaffronBurke
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- Jan 3, 2013
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- Twitter Username
- @Sweet_Saffron
- Tumblr Username
- saffronburke
- MFC Username
- SaffronBurke
- Streamate Username
- SaffronBurke
- Chaturbate Username
- SaffronBurke
- Clips4Sale URL
- http://clips4sale.com/store/62613/Saffron
Double-Posty because I had some doozies tonight.
First, guy says he's going to buy 5 gifts off my wishlist, asks me to PM him about it:
sweetsaffron: Really? That's awesome!
rebelredneck524: if i buy u the versa fuk machine
rebelredneck524: will u private
sweetsaffron: Yes, I could use it in private
rebelredneck524: would u do a private tonight if i buy that and 4 other gifts
sweetsaffron: The private would have to be paid for in tokens, not gifts. Site rules.
rebelredneck524: can do it
rebelredneck524: every model does it
rebelredneck524: ill keep it shhhh
rebelredneck524: i was gonna get the digital camera and the fuk machine
sweetsaffron: That's great, but they would have records of me agreeing to it and could ban my account and yours and take my money. As much as I would like those things, I can' risk it.
rebelredneck524: just 4 25mins
rebelredneck524: then do it on skpe
rebelredneck524: and it won't matter
sweetsaffron: I don't have Skype.
rebelredneck524: ?
rebelredneck524: i do this cause i have HIV and i love bbws
sweetsaffron: I don't have it, Not sure what's confusing about that.
sweetsaffron: That's great,
rebelredneck524: so u won't want the gifts
sweetsaffron: Gifts are supposed to be gifts, a show of appreciation. They're nice, but they don't pay my bills, which is why I cam.
Then, this dumbass during my show:
bbw_luvr_qc: Go farther honey, let yourself go !
bbw_luvr_qc: You deserve that climax
bbw_luvr_qc: Let yourself go to orgasm xxx
bbw_luvr_qc tipped 10 tokens -- Dont edge, let yourself cum honey
Hey, dude, you notice how I get extra-twitchy every couple minutes? It's cause I'm having a fucking orgasm that frequently. I'm not "edging", I'm having a damn orgasm, don't know what you expect to see happen when I have one. And constantly saying shit like that is making it harder for me to concentrate. Everyone else who's even talking is just saying stuff like "wow" and "awesome", while you're trying to tell me how to masturbate. I think I know how my fucking pussy works, thank you.
First, guy says he's going to buy 5 gifts off my wishlist, asks me to PM him about it:
sweetsaffron: Really? That's awesome!
rebelredneck524: if i buy u the versa fuk machine
rebelredneck524: will u private
sweetsaffron: Yes, I could use it in private
rebelredneck524: would u do a private tonight if i buy that and 4 other gifts
sweetsaffron: The private would have to be paid for in tokens, not gifts. Site rules.
rebelredneck524: can do it
rebelredneck524: every model does it
rebelredneck524: ill keep it shhhh
rebelredneck524: i was gonna get the digital camera and the fuk machine
sweetsaffron: That's great, but they would have records of me agreeing to it and could ban my account and yours and take my money. As much as I would like those things, I can' risk it.
rebelredneck524: just 4 25mins
rebelredneck524: then do it on skpe
rebelredneck524: and it won't matter
sweetsaffron: I don't have Skype.
rebelredneck524: ?
rebelredneck524: i do this cause i have HIV and i love bbws
sweetsaffron: I don't have it, Not sure what's confusing about that.
sweetsaffron: That's great,
rebelredneck524: so u won't want the gifts
sweetsaffron: Gifts are supposed to be gifts, a show of appreciation. They're nice, but they don't pay my bills, which is why I cam.
Then, this dumbass during my show:
bbw_luvr_qc: Go farther honey, let yourself go !
bbw_luvr_qc: You deserve that climax
bbw_luvr_qc: Let yourself go to orgasm xxx
bbw_luvr_qc tipped 10 tokens -- Dont edge, let yourself cum honey
Hey, dude, you notice how I get extra-twitchy every couple minutes? It's cause I'm having a fucking orgasm that frequently. I'm not "edging", I'm having a damn orgasm, don't know what you expect to see happen when I have one. And constantly saying shit like that is making it harder for me to concentrate. Everyone else who's even talking is just saying stuff like "wow" and "awesome", while you're trying to tell me how to masturbate. I think I know how my fucking pussy works, thank you.
My room was dead so I had guests on just for something to work with...
Him: Put your finger in your belly button
Me: Maybe I will...but you should make an account so I at least know your name! (all friendly-like)
Him: They call it myfreecams but the girls won't do anything for free! It's false advertisement and illegal!
Me: I'm on cam...it's free...
Him: Put your finger in your belly button
Me: Maybe I will...but you should make an account so I at least know your name! (all friendly-like)
Him: They call it myfreecams but the girls won't do anything for free! It's false advertisement and illegal!
Me: I'm on cam...it's free...
- Oct 28, 2013
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They really need to change the fucking name...getting sick of hearing that.
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I have had the same guy for the last three days sending me this obviously copied and pasted message.
"I open the door and call out "Big sis, I'm home!"" I decided to ignore him today.
"I open the door and call out "Big sis, I'm home!"" I decided to ignore him today.
yossarian said:
I think based on your history you are joking. However this is an excellent suggestion in this case so I am going to just agree with you as if you were serious.
LilyEvans
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- Sep 9, 2012
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- Twitter Username
- @LilyEvansMFC
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- LilyEvans
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- Clips4Sale URL
- http://clips4sale.com/studio/73265/LilysLoveShack
Ok, so a week ago I got a 100 token offline tip with the note:
"Craig is #1? Usual... hmgf...."
I replied, "Thank you for the tip! I'm afraid I don't understand your message though..."
Today he sent me a message with the subject, "btw......"
"Been meaning to ask... is my bunny's eyes X'd out with an injured shoulder? ha ha"
I...is this some illuminati code or something?
"Craig is #1? Usual... hmgf...."
I replied, "Thank you for the tip! I'm afraid I don't understand your message though..."
Today he sent me a message with the subject, "btw......"
"Been meaning to ask... is my bunny's eyes X'd out with an injured shoulder? ha ha"
I...is this some illuminati code or something?
I had two guys in my SM room, the first one ended his conversation this way,
Him: Do you have a sturdy tree in your backyard?
Me: Yes, three! But I won't be able to go out there...
Him: Hang yourself
So clearly I banned him right quick and then the other guy, who was nice and was like "What an A-hole" started being like "You're better than this, have you found Jesus?"
Needless to say...it's been a fucking day.
Him: Do you have a sturdy tree in your backyard?
Me: Yes, three! But I won't be able to go out there...
Him: Hang yourself
So clearly I banned him right quick and then the other guy, who was nice and was like "What an A-hole" started being like "You're better than this, have you found Jesus?"
Needless to say...it's been a fucking day.
AnyaSchwanz said:
:lol: :lol: I need to start asking more models that too. Should be fun seeing all the different responses. :-D
AnyaSchwanz said:
You should answer "Yes, and I found his brother Luis too." Freak him RIGHT out.
To a model showing her shoulders and face only. I see this all the time. Do these feet freaks just automatically type this in every room they enter, hoping the model will then show him her "beautiful feet"?
do you have toys? No. Ok how about a cucumber? No. A banana? No. Ok what about a toothbrush
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Pancakes? How freaking weird is that?sv89 said:
Waffles, on the other hand... :whistle:
- Nov 20, 2013
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DuoShi said:
Very common. And rather repetitive of them. Can they not come up with any new sayings in 3 years?
https://www.ambercutie.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=1605&p=42316&hilit=walkie+talkie#p42316
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