Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Ann_Sulu]

Guys like these make me tired. I imagine he goes to room after room saying the same thing in hopes that not only would the model be in Tampa, FL, but also willing to meet up.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

The model was questioning what scar. She finally narrowed it down. He evidently has never noticed the natural curve of a lip and thought it was a scar. How do some people manage to survive to adulthood without knowing that?

 

[Nordling]

Ha! Or maybe all his life he's never realized that most people have a "philtrum"--that groove that runs from the septum to the upper lip.

 

[fandango]

Or maybe he doesnt have one and his lip upper lip is just some totally flat line. Also hes never seen another human

 

[Teagan]

Ha! Or maybe all his life he's never realized that most people have a "philtrum"--that groove that runs from the septum to the upper lip.

I like the term cupids bow better. Sounds cuter lol.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@SaffronBurke (It wouldn't let me quote properly, so I'll mention instead lol)

Oh buddy, tonight.

Good evening from San Diego California Sgt Molina U.S.M.C
I like thick women not skinny women Sgt Molina!
Anyways i just found this website three days ago ma'am! and my favorite position is a woman on the top of me riding me ma'am! Sgt Molina
Oh okay ms . Sgt Molina
What ever good by lady with respect Sgt Molina U.S.M.C

Today:

Sure ya did buddy...also, he's been in my chat before. It was more than 3 days ago XD

 

[Honey_Suckle]

'' im jerking so hard to you bb .. im on cam come and see me suck my own cock and swallow my cum for you bb'' .. it didnt just shock me but my regulars were like seriously?? lol

 

[gingerhobbit]

@SaffronBurke (It wouldn't let me quote properly, so I'll mention instead lol)



Today:

Sure ya did buddy...also, he's been in my chat before. It was more than 3 days ago XD

Probably macro'ed. Could it be a bot? (Although, not sure what the point of it would be.)

I knew a crazy lady once who did that same deal, saying the name of the state unnecessarily. She would say that she modeled for Vogue and that she met her baby's father in New York, New York, USA.

(She was neither a model nor pregnant.)

 

[Johndoe91]

lovedaddy65: why dont you wear something sexy?
lovedaddy65: dont you care aboutwhat men like?
friskybenita: they like me in this outfit too
lovedaddy65: no, this is a pornsite
lovedaddy65: you girls only care about what you like and not about men
friskybenita: i prefer this stile in this moment) if i wish to change it- i will) and it doesn`t depend on the site. it depends by my taste and mood
friskybenita: if men don`t like-sorry
lovedaddy65: that sucks
friskybenita: i suck,lol
lovedaddy65: bitch
friskybenita: omg..u hurt me so much,lol


She handled that pretty well

 

[TacoBelle]

I didn't screenshot it, but this guy comes in last night and

Have u some tits?
(A few minutes pass)
Have u some blues eyes?
(A few minutes pass)
Have u a little beautiful nose?
/ignore

 

[gingerhobbit]

I didn't screenshot it, but this guy comes in last night and

Almost sounds like a children's book, except the tits thing.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Hah, I have no words...

 

[Ann_Sulu]

He booed me for saying he needed to tip to see.

 

[Johndoe91]

He booed me for saying he needed to tip to see.

Im more curious what you did to shrink that guys dick epically

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@Johndoe91 After a guy in my chat said I had a school teacher look, I asked what the percentage was of truly attractive teachers were in his school. XD

Apparently his irl teachers didn't match with his fantasy ones.

 

[DivSavel]

[In PM]
Member: nice to feel ur pussy smell around
Me: Feel free to tip if you'd like to privately talk dirty!
Member: oh was I dirty? sorry

As a side note: How does one feel a smell?

 

[BendyGirl]

On my first day camming I had a member respectfully compliment my boobs (I was topless at that point) before launching into how I reminded him of his niece. Yikes.

 

[Magnolia]

Vague-tipping is NOT appreciated, ever.

Just... UGH. I hate that shit. Can't even tell if it's good or bad or whatever.

 

[David_Lee_Loca]

He left my room after I sent the last message.....okaaaaayyyyy.

 

[Johndoe91]

Couldn't you have asked him what he does with the gummy bears before you scared him off?

 

[dilligaf0]

WARNING! Do NOT let your kids near this guy's house on Halloween!!

 

[AlanaLove]

I was lurking in a model room on streamate. She was doing a countdown for a gold show. As she was greeting each member, one of the guys replied by saying "stop disturb me Im wanking off".

 

[JimsX]

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He left my room after I sent the last message.....okaaaaayyyyy.

I love that you simply said "neat" about his amazing accomplishment

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I reported this guy to my Skype sites and MFC, but the level of wtf was too great to not put it in here as well.

But seriously, of all the Skype names he could've chosen...

 

[David_Lee_Loca]

I love that you simply said "neat" about his amazing accomplishment

I just couldn't give him the reaction I knew he wanted.
Plus, this is the internet. It's not like I haven't seen way worse.

 

[TacoBelle]

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He left my room after I sent the last message.....okaaaaayyyyy.

I think I'm becoming unfazed by the internet. I just tried to enlarge the picture to see the gummy bears.

 

[lovergirl]

I just had to share my awesome camgirl troll...

"What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?"
"This one."

 

[ComicOzzie]

OxytocinJoe:I wish you were my sister

Well, OK then...

 

[mynameisbob84]

I think I'm becoming unfazed by the internet. I just tried to enlarge the picture to see the gummy bears.

Me too! I mean, wait, nuh-uh, you're weird, I'd never do that -_-

 

[TacoBelle]

I've been camming for nearly 4 years, and for at least 3 of them, there's been one user who watches me almost every night in PM viewer. I finally got sick and fucking tired of seeing his name, so I banned him. Then got this email:




I replied with:



His response?



Yes, thanks a lot, random guy. Just because my room is not the typical camsite show and I have a low camscore/viewer amount, that most definitely means that I should be expected to continue to entertain you for several more years without a tip or even a hello as a thank you. Yep.