Re: What has been your favorite job in your life? (non-cammi
I'm working in a record store at the weekends while I get my degree during the week. There's a lot of things I hate about it but there's a lot of things I love about it too - early starts where there's no customers for the first hour and I have an entire store's worth of albums to rifle through and listen to; getting to see/hear albums/films that haven't been released yet; being paid to tell people what music they should be listening to (I'm like an infinitely less cool version of Jack Black's character in High Fidelity :-D).
Most of all though, I love our batshit crazy regular customers. I could write a book about them if I could be arsed (maybe not a good book, but a book nonetheless). Here be but a few of them;
"Welcome Back Any Time" Woman - we have a woman come in at least once a week who, after coming in and buying whatever she buys, will then ask if she's "welcome back any time". We'll tell her that yes, of course she's welcome back any time, to which she'll reply, "I'm welcome back any time aren't I?". This'll go in for literally five, ten minutes at a time, back and forth. Same question, same answer, rinse, repeat, ad nauseum...
Michael Jackson Lady - this lady comes in every week without fail and buys every Michael Jackson album we have in store. I've sold her Thriller at least 50 times in the three years she's been coming in. She denies it, but she must have hundreds of copies of every Jacko album by now.
Fun Girl - she's relatively new but every week she'll come in and buy the new Fun album (I've sold it to her three times now) just so she has an excuse to tell whoever serves her that she personally knows the band, Fun.
"It's Cheaper In Tescos" Guy - this guy will often spend hours, literally hours searching for an album or a film that he knows to be cheaper in Tesco, just so he can bring those albums/films to the counter and inform us that they are in fact, cheaper in Tesco.
"Millionaire" Guy - we have a guy come in every few weeks, buy a chocolate bar and then apropos of nothing at all, start a conversation thusly "That's the thing though isn't it? If I was a millionaire...". He'll then go on to inform us what he'd do if he was a millionaire, what he wouldn't do if he was a millionaire, what other people might do if they were millionaires, the problems with being a millionaire, the responsibilities of a millionaire, or whatever else has occurred to him that week about millionairedom.
:-D