What is on your mind right NOW

[AmberCutie]

Some days, being in charge of a place that's fueled by such an emotional species is tiring. That's what's on my mind right now.

Pantyhose. Don't even get me started. I hate the damn things.
Pantyhose on women? Hate em.
Pantyhose hanging in the bathroom? Hate em.
Pantyhose sitting on the store shelf? Hate em.
Don't know why. Been this way long as I can remember.

Put 'em on yer head, maybe you like 'em den?

 

[AlanaTaylor]

I can't stop laughing at this. I will go to sleep dreaming of this tonight.

 

[zippypinhead]

Is it a full moon today? Shit's been kinda bonkers.

 

[emma_skye12]

Pretty sure I'm addicted to porn.

 

[AlanaTaylor]

Should have used more lube. Ouchies.

 

[LailaBaise]

My fat ass has fused with the couch. :?

 

[Lexi Emerson]

I wish I could eat a whole cheese sfuffed crust pizza by myself right now.

 

[WickedTouch]

just three little words...

Cadbury's

Creme

Eggs

:handgestures-thumbupright:

 

[zippypinhead]

Printed on the can of macadamia nuts upon which I am currently snacking:

Allergy Warning: Manufactured on the same equipment that processes nuts.

Thanks for the warning.

 

[UniCornX]

FRIDAY and sunny..... finally :headbang:

 

[NatilyExotic]

I want a lapdance.

 

[Magnolia]

I want to give a lapdance...

 

[bud9752]

WOO HOO it's your lucky day

for I have a vacant LAP just waiting for you.



:dance:

 

[PinkRBelle]

I just want to be wonderful

 

[NatilyExotic]

To eat ice cream or to not eat ice cream that is the question . :icescream:

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Dark. Trigger.

Spoiler

There is a young girl. She tells me stories from her past of ritualistic abuse and torture. I know she lies to me, but I feign shock and pretend to believe her anyways. She is delighted by this. It is a good arrangement.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Some days, you just.wanna.vomit.

 

[zippypinhead]

Neck pillows are pretty great.

 

[emma_skye12]

"I really hope I'm doing the right thing."

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Once you've committed, don't second guess.

 

[housewifeswag]

butt sex.

 

[curvyredhead]

I can't wait til it's nice enough to go to the beach!

 

[eyeteach]

I absolutely love these forums!

 

[PunkInDrublic]

Wishin X-Men Apocalypse was coming out sooner after seeing this pic.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

A great 30 minute skype. Manage to get my rocks off just under the 29 minute mark. I let her know our time was up, and I was going to hang up so she could put herself back out there for tips.

She doesn't want to. She wants to talk, about her husband, her son, the lack of economic opportunities in Romania, her bad English, perișoare and ciorbă, and deadbeats on Mfc. Our 30 minute skype turns into a 55 minute skype.

Dammit, I think I've just been friendzoned. It's going to be a lot more awkward asking her to slap her pussy in the future.

 

[KatVonnegut]

I was eating cashews today and somehow a peanut got in there.
I hate peanuts. THIS WAS NOT THE LEGUME I WAS LOOKING FOR.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Buttsecks.

 

[ACFFAN69]

I haven't had contact with an ex in 9 or 10 months, after breaking up with her a year ago, she hasn't even entered my thoughts for the last few months. She has since moved to the other side of the country.

I just took a nap 2 hours ago and had a dream that she was in town and I ran into her in the streets, we both admitted we missed each other and then "hung out for awhile". I just now checked my phone and see a call at 6pm from her (the exact moment I woke up). With another text after saying "heeeeey... I'd really like to talk if you don't mind?". Really really weird.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

I really enjoyed cooking tonight....pasta and seafood...damn...even made the San Gria.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

shit. here we go again