Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[mike_aussie]

What's making me some wtf right now is why y'all feel like y'all need to know why about everything. I use the word "Johns" as a traditional (and I'll accept "outdated") sex worker to client term. It's not that deep. Calm down. ​

Sorry if it sounded like we were judging you. I've seen escorts before and have a fair bit about the industry (in Australia) so I thought it was an interesting discussion.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

*Guy asks for a show*

2 minutes later

Costumer: ok I have now unfortunately committed to another lady hope you are not angry with me; I.

ME: no Problem

Costumer:thought you fight a little more for me do you play a little with your asshole too? then I think I'll come over;

ME:no , if you don't appreciate me, you can go somewhere else wish you a nice evening

Costumer:really now? it was just fun, I would have liked to have a private chat may punish me too

Then i stopped talking to him.

Sometimes i have the feeling the worst guys on this site are always attracted to me.

 

[mika_kedi]

A purple user came into my room on CB last night and after 10 seconds of being in it wrote "nope" in the chat. I wasn't saying or doing anything he could react to, as I just started my stream and was just settling in after a break, it was clearly meant to make me feel bad and get a reaction out of me. Tough luck dude, I kept smiling, replied to someone else in chat and completely ignored the fucker and his message, only banned him after he left the room himself after a few minutes, but I have to admit, considering how horrible in general my work day was yesterday that was not easy.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Someone wanted to go pvt with me right away, but I generally refuse that, because I would like to know beforehand what the customer is up to. I hate it when they asked for things i don’t do and stay for 1 Minute in PVT. So I turned down his PVT requests.
He: What is it ???

Me: Please tell me what turns you on BEFORE we go to PVT.

He: Find out.

Me : *bannend*

I'm not a clairvoyant and this is not a Quiz Show ... tell me what you want or don't waste my time

 

[NotYou]

Someone wanted to go pvt with me right away, but I generally refuse that, because I would like to know beforehand what the customer is up to. I hate it when they asked for things i don’t do and stay for 1 Minute in PVT. So I turned down his PVT requests.
He: What is it ???

Me: Please tell me what turns you on BEFORE we go to PVT.

He: Find out.

Me : *bannend*

I'm not a clairvoyant and this is not a Quiz Show ... tell me what you want or don't waste my time

I am curious, what is the main concern regarding this exactly?
I mean, are you worried he will take you pvt, ask you to do something you don't do, you say "hell no" and then he gives a thumbs down?

Otherwise, why not "waste" (with you earning a few tks) a few mins having him type to you in the pvt what he wants?
I guess unless you have lots of people/tippers in your room, then I can understand.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

I am curious, what is the main concern regarding this exactly?
I mean, are you worried he will take you pvt, ask you to do something you don't do, you say "hell no" and then he gives a thumbs down?

Otherwise, why not "waste" (with you earning a few tks) a few mins having him type to you in the pvt what he wants?
I guess unless you have lots of people/tippers in your room, then I can understand.

Yes, I usually have a group chat and they are automatically kicked out of the room when I accept the pvt chat

 

[NotYou]

For you, @Natural_Pussy





sorry the extension for the screenshot added a white copyright/watermark, but you can see it's your old friend.... lol

 

[Deleted member 46887]

For you, @Natural_Pussy


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sorry the extension for the screenshot added a white copyright/watermark, but you can see it's your old friend.... lol

I banned this guy last night... does he just copy and paste???

 

[Deleted member 37064]

I banned this guy last night... does he just copy and paste???

You'd be surprised how many do that. On MFC, there's a number of accounts that just go around the profiles and paste the same thing about being the first to welcome a new model to MFC with soft kisses all over her body or something like that. It's super creepy to read.

 

[NotYou]

I banned this guy last night... does he just copy and paste???

Yes, EXACTLY the same thing to all models.
He is always light purple or dark purple.
He USED to say "I am broke......but...you are gorgeous" but he changed it when he changed his account to "I am ALMOST broke.."


I literally saw him do it in 2 friends rooms. The one above, then 2 mins later I was also in another room, and he did it there too. She banned him lol.

 

[bamdicted]

You have to love when grey users on CB get lyrical. First and only comment he made in the chat.

 

[AmberCutie]

You have to love when grey users on CB get lyrical. First and only comment he made in the chat.

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There isn't much that turns me off as much as receiving messages like this.

 

[Smoothie]

You have to love when grey users on CB get lyrical. First and only comment he made in the chat.

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“My dick explode” is a phrase you don’t see in too many romantic Hallmark cards.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

You have to love when grey users on CB get lyrical. First and only comment he made in the chat.

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And we were just talking about people Copy and pasting things into models rooms. Makes one wonder how many rooms he's posted that in to make the model stop and read with a quizzical look in her eye...

There isn't much that turns me off as much as receiving messages like this.

You obviously haven't received one of my ultra-cheesy and patheticly lame pick up lines.

Don't worry, I only do it to those I've known for a while and have as bad of a sense of humour as I do. ​

 

[NotYou]

There isn't much that turns me off as much as receiving messages like this.

I am curious from you and everyone else:

When you start to read a message and you can just KNOW it is going to be like this or worse, do you continue reading out of pure curiosity to see just exactly how fucked up it is OR do you simply say "hell no" and stop?

 

[Deleted member 37064]

I am curious from you and everyone else:

When you start to read a message and you can just KNOW it is going to be like this or worse, do you continue reading out of pure curiosity to see just exactly how fucked up it is OR do you simply say "hell no" and stop?

Most times, I get to the "WTF is this shit?" and then my OCD kicks in and won't let me continue reading because it's so bad. Other times, it's like watching the out of control train filled with jet fuel go headlong into a raging dumpster fire in front of the terminal full of people...

 

[AmberCutie]

I am curious from you and everyone else:

When you start to read a message and you can just KNOW it is going to be like this or worse, do you continue reading out of pure curiosity to see just exactly how fucked up it is OR do you simply say "hell no" and stop?

Depends on my mood that day lol

 

[THE MOLLIE MARIE]

I am curious from you and everyone else:

When you start to read a message and you can just KNOW it is going to be like this or worse, do you continue reading out of pure curiosity to see just exactly how fucked up it is OR do you simply say "hell no" and stop?

In general I might skim to see if anything particularly entertaining pops out, but this would be a stop from me at about "angel of love."

 

[yummybrownfox]

I am curious, what is the main concern regarding this exactly?
I mean, are you worried he will take you pvt, ask you to do something you don't do, you say "hell no" and then he gives a thumbs down?

Otherwise, why not "waste" (with you earning a few tks) a few mins having him type to you in the pvt what he wants?
I guess unless you have lots of people/tippers in your room, then I can understand.

I (and many other models, based on what I've read in other posts) know what Lovegirl means. I mean, whether I have a busy public chat or not, if you take me out of my public chat to do a 30-second private show, I'm gonna be annoyed. Lol. I'm probably not gonna ban you, but I'll be annoyed. Especially if you do this while I was in the middle of a conversation. Do you know how hard it is to even get these guys to TALK to us in public chat? It's like pulling teeth.

I don't care if "all tokens add up." It's just tacky to do this, imo. If you only had like 60 tokens to begin with, you would've been better off just staying in public chat and tipping for an ass flash or an MFC Share video. Many models do not like it when guys take them to 30-second privates, demanding she get naked asap and start pounding away at her pussy. Nah, I don't think so. I like that MFC has that option for models that if a guy has less than X tokens available, his private show request can be automatically declined.

 

[mike_aussie]

 

[CheeseMoon]

Wonder what this guy did to get off before discovering camsites

 

[xDollPartsx]

Wonder what this guy did to get off before discovering camsites

Probably watch Tarantino movies and pause and rewind the foot shots..

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

ME: talk to the chat, answer questions and having fun

Grey: „do you get paid to talk here? how stupid can actually be?“

Yeah how stupid can someone be. Maybe you have to learn how camsites work

 

[Smoothie]

ME: talk to the chat, answer questions and having fun

Grey: „do you get paid to talk here? how stupid can actually be?“

Yeah how stupid can someone be. Maybe you have to learn how camsites work

“Do you get paid to...” is a crazy hill for a grey user to die on.

Should have asked him if there was something he paid you for that you hadn’t noticed.

 

[silentm0de]

Depends on my mood that day lol

Does it turn you off because it is..uhm.. just trying to be poetic (yet actually isn't) OR because the romanticism is a turn-off OR because it contains an overwhelming amount of bullshit?
Or maybe all 3?
If you got a comment that was actually poetic, would you like it?

 

[AmberCutie]

Does it turn you off because it is..uhm.. just trying to be poetic (yet actually isn't) OR because the romanticism is a turn-off OR because it contains an overwhelming amount of bullshit?
Or maybe all 3?
If you got a comment that was actually poetic, would you like it?

Too romantic for a cam site, IMO.

 

[silentm0de]

You have to love when grey users on CB get lyrical. First and only comment he made in the chat.

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Actually this is the most entertaining stuff from a chatroom user I have ever read.
I am especially drawn to the descriptive imagery of a sole and lonely pig .
Now I am nervous if I am the only one who thinks that's funny AF. I think this guy has balls, and just sculpted the contents of his blood-drained synapses into whatever his enraged member whispered to him. Poor dude!!

 

[AmberCutie]

This guy has been on ignore for YEARS because he used to PM me with this kind of nonsense every time I was on cam:

(this went on another page, by the way, I snipped it)

I only notice his messages if I pull up my archive since he's on ignore, and I noticed he messaged me just a heart emoji last week. He hasn't given up. Probably some kind of mental/emotional illness.

 

[silentm0de]

(this went on another page, by the way, I snipped it)

I wonder what would happen if you ever replied ... LOL

 

[AmberCutie]

I wonder what would happen if you ever replied ... LOL

I think I did when it first began, but it has been too long to recall for sure.