lolabunny9
Banhammered
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i usually take the dumb shit people say and post to my twitter for laughs later
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Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"
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darcyduke
hey
darcyduke
how are u?
southeastloverboy69
tipped 1 token -- i got some poppers mummy
darcyduke
shall we go prv then slut?
southeastloverboy69
i need my bum hole worked mummy
darcyduke
then lets do this x
southeastloverboy69
lol
southeastloverboy69
u funny
darcyduke
what?
hey
darcyduke
how are u?
southeastloverboy69
tipped 1 token -- i got some poppers mummy
darcyduke
shall we go prv then slut?
southeastloverboy69
i need my bum hole worked mummy
darcyduke
then lets do this x
southeastloverboy69
lol
southeastloverboy69
u funny
darcyduke
what?
"Can you please send me pm to discuss pvt? i ran out of tokens and cant afford pm"
Anyone else see the problem in what he wrote?
Anyone else see the problem in what he wrote?
I can kind of understand what they might mean.
They may have 600 tokens and the pvt is 60/min with a minimum of 10 minutes so if they tipped for pm they have less than the minimum
I would not have thought of that, it's a fair point. Just sounded like they were broke right then.
They could also have wanted to schedule a future private, once they had more tokens.
However I think most models would read it the way I did, and not spend any time on PM with them.
It's always those without tokens that want to PM to discuss privates or how much random shit is.
Yes, all the more surprising this guy wrote up front that he ran out of tokens.
Most would not mention that, hoping they'd get a free PM.
Today EVERYTHING members say bugs the shit out of me lol. Dead night with a bunch of asshats. Logged off early.
I feel you ! I had someone asked me if I fit in a suitcase. Very creepy
That’s the only thing I hate about summer , many trolls and not many tokens
'U keep saying the same thing over and over again. I'd fuck u just to shut u up."
These are all from my friend's room, same night.
I guess there's always a full moon somewhere, to bring them out.
But these 2 definitely made me go WTF??
and this one in particular - there was nothing negative in chat prior to the comment....
so can only assume it was one of those people who try and get inside your head by making you wonder what they mean:
I guess there's always a full moon somewhere, to bring them out.
But these 2 definitely made me go WTF??
and this one in particular - there was nothing negative in chat prior to the comment....
so can only assume it was one of those people who try and get inside your head by making you wonder what they mean:
darcyduke
tip. then we'll talk.
dakota_reilly
ok i just know that u want me to give my link all the time so i behave so here it is
dakota_reilly
darcyduke
lol
tip. then we'll talk.
dakota_reilly
ok i just know that u want me to give my link all the time so i behave so here it is
dakota_reilly
darcyduke
lol
This is a grey account posting in a models room:
11:36 PM Suggarboyfast
hello noble people, someone with a good heart to help me buy a kilo of milk for my baby
11:36 PM Suggarboyfast
hello noble people, someone with a good heart to help me buy a kilo of milk for my baby
German for „whore cunt“. Idk why some people have so much hate in them
Well, the answer is in that very message: He sent about 400 pictures of his penis in original size.
He feels bad about that, and he tries to feel a bit better for a second by making other people feel worse.
Apparently Chaturbate won't approve such lack of manners. Now there is no account “rubberdiva“.
So a girl has been in pvt chat for at least 10 minutes and then...
member: See tits, have glasses??
member: See tits have glasses?
member: SEE tits ?? have glasses?
member: Tits
member: Flash tits
member: See tits, have glasses??
member: See tits have glasses?
member: SEE tits ?? have glasses?
member: Tits
member: Flash tits
My fave comment from a room I was a member in.
Member: I'm trying to masturbate to you but my cat keeps knocking nerf darts under my bedroom door.
Watching the model collapse into a giggle fit in response to this was a delight.
Member: I'm trying to masturbate to you but my cat keeps knocking nerf darts under my bedroom door.
Watching the model collapse into a giggle fit in response to this was a delight.
Saw this comment today, wondered if it was good self-awareness, or a bit of reverse psychology hoping to actually get sent a free PM 
So quick context for this:
This guy was going on and on and on for at least 1 hour (most likely more before I arrived). He kept getting the model to play this song, that sing, "sing to it bb" and all of that. He is a grey guy, rank 9 (watched 86hrs+ of videos) and has been there 1 year+. He claims he is a singer and he tried getting her to listen to "his song" because he is "the best" and all that nonsense... and then this
(Where he asks me "@Brett M what size are you", I am unsure if he meant my bank balance, my fame, my dick size, my physique.... so I simply ignored it and didn't want to go into it.)
Note: I did apologize to the model in PM for this little "outburst" (or whatever you wish to call it) of mine at the guy.
11:27 PM Scottishbignuts
Listen I could buy xhamster
11:28 PM Brett M
@Scottishbignuts hahahaha sure, xhamster is worth $1.2 BILLION, I am sure you're that rich dude, maybe buy some tokens and just tip her if you're so rich
11:29 PM Brett M
$10 for 95 tokens and you can't buy and tip her that?
11:29 PM Scottishbignuts
@Brett M have you seen ma bank balance
11:29 PM Brett M
then prove it, buy some tokens right now and tip her
11:29 PM Brett M
$10 is nothing to you if you have that much
11:30 PM Scottishbignuts
@Brett M why it's the banter
11:30 PM Brett M
haha because you're a moron and a liar, stop pretending to be rich to impress the women, it doesn't work
11:30 PM Brett M
you only make yourself look a big dumb fool
11:30 PM Scottishbignuts
Banter is worth more that dosh
11:31 PM Scottishbignuts
@Brett M what size are you
11:31 PM Brett M
@Scottishbignuts Yes, it feeds a model and pays her bills, doesn't it? See, you're nothing but an idiot. I will stop wasting my time now with you. Continue to be in your own little dreamland
11:32 PM Scottishbignuts
@Brett M here I pay your bills man
11:33 PM Brett M
@Scottishbignuts Yes, donate me some tokens, it's easy to do
11:33 PM Brett M
Click "buy tokens" and there is an option to send some tokens to me
This guy was going on and on and on for at least 1 hour (most likely more before I arrived). He kept getting the model to play this song, that sing, "sing to it bb" and all of that. He is a grey guy, rank 9 (watched 86hrs+ of videos) and has been there 1 year+. He claims he is a singer and he tried getting her to listen to "his song" because he is "the best" and all that nonsense... and then this
(Where he asks me "@Brett M what size are you", I am unsure if he meant my bank balance, my fame, my dick size, my physique.... so I simply ignored it and didn't want to go into it.)
Note: I did apologize to the model in PM for this little "outburst" (or whatever you wish to call it) of mine at the guy.
11:27 PM Scottishbignuts
Listen I could buy xhamster
11:28 PM Brett M
@Scottishbignuts hahahaha sure, xhamster is worth $1.2 BILLION, I am sure you're that rich dude, maybe buy some tokens and just tip her if you're so rich
11:29 PM Brett M
$10 for 95 tokens and you can't buy and tip her that?
11:29 PM Scottishbignuts
@Brett M have you seen ma bank balance
11:29 PM Brett M
then prove it, buy some tokens right now and tip her
11:29 PM Brett M
$10 is nothing to you if you have that much
11:30 PM Scottishbignuts
@Brett M why it's the banter
11:30 PM Brett M
haha because you're a moron and a liar, stop pretending to be rich to impress the women, it doesn't work
11:30 PM Brett M
you only make yourself look a big dumb fool
11:30 PM Scottishbignuts
Banter is worth more that dosh
11:31 PM Scottishbignuts
@Brett M what size are you
11:31 PM Brett M
@Scottishbignuts Yes, it feeds a model and pays her bills, doesn't it? See, you're nothing but an idiot. I will stop wasting my time now with you. Continue to be in your own little dreamland
11:32 PM Scottishbignuts
@Brett M here I pay your bills man
11:33 PM Brett M
@Scottishbignuts Yes, donate me some tokens, it's easy to do
11:33 PM Brett M
Click "buy tokens" and there is an option to send some tokens to me
^ Proving that big nuts can only get you so far......
Another from a friend's room on Camsoda. Eeeeeww
And a more light-hearted one - viewer fell a little short of the model's expectations
And a more light-hearted one - viewer fell a little short of the model's expectations
MarieElise
Cam Model
- Dec 19, 2019
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I have to say when I read Brett's post, the first thing that sprang to mind was Fat B'stard from the Austin Powers movie.......
"look at ma sexy big nuts......"
When the answer to every question is “22”…
[Light blue user] Heyy
[model] hello
[Light blue user] Age?
[Light blue user] Dildo?
[Light blue user] Heyy
[model] hello
[Light blue user] Age?
[Light blue user] Dildo?
Grey guy..
9:30 PM amr5432
Your face is like the moon, your eyes are attractive and your lips are delicious
9:30 PM amr5432
I'm sorry to bother you, I don't mean to offend her, I love you from the first day I saw her picture I am very impressed. I know that something is wrong, but it is the first time that I do such things only with you. I hope you are not upset about this, and I hope that you will respond to my messages
9:35 PM amr5432
Your body makes me feel attracted to you
Model has no reaction or response.
Guy stops messaging and leaves the room. I am guessing to go tell the next model the same thing haha
9:30 PM amr5432
Your face is like the moon, your eyes are attractive and your lips are delicious
9:30 PM amr5432
I'm sorry to bother you, I don't mean to offend her, I love you from the first day I saw her picture I am very impressed. I know that something is wrong, but it is the first time that I do such things only with you. I hope you are not upset about this, and I hope that you will respond to my messages
9:35 PM amr5432
Your body makes me feel attracted to you
Model has no reaction or response.
Guy stops messaging and leaves the room. I am guessing to go tell the next model the same thing haha
Some guys just have no brain
**Model is laying on the bed fully naked, legs open and you can see everything except her arse because she is laying on it**
Guy: Flash a bit
What is she meant to be doing here if she is already naked? ?
**Model is laying on the bed fully naked, legs open and you can see everything except her arse because she is laying on it**
Guy: Flash a bit
What is she meant to be doing here if she is already naked? ?
While I enjoy Moroccan cuisine too, at first I figured this one was a Google Translate error.
But then he went on to post a picture...... which prompted me to check out urbandictionary.com - and I learned a new slang term today
But then he went on to post a picture...... which prompted me to check out urbandictionary.com - and I learned a new slang term today
