Foreign Translations

[Bocefish]

Sometimes it can be rather difficult trying to convey your message and/or downright funny what some language translations mean.

For instance... earlier this evening I was trying to explain how emu oil has helped me in the past with joint issues to a Ukranian woman with elbow pain.

Didn't go over so well. :?

Care to share yours?

 

[XxXIndiXxX]

I manage to regularly confuse other English speakers with my Australian-isms when I'm on cam.
So for people who's first language isn't English it can be a disaster.

Me: I'm so pissed
Them: Why bb, what happened?
Me: Errrrr I drank a lot, that's usually how it happens! Hehe!
Them: No why are you angry
Me: I'm not angry, wtf?
*continue the confusion for a good 10 mins*

Yeah you get the picture :-? I can't think of any stories off the top of my head but I'll be back here with something soon, guaranteed.

 

[RebeccaT]

"come on see to boobs cream apple you banana"

"nice to hot as lady with great women hills too"

Google Translate provides many laughs.

 

[Fay_Galore]

I've got tons of these since I'm not a native english speaker, but at least we try communicating in a foreign language. which is actually pretty cool of us, 90%, of the world population.

 

[Shaun__]

I once tipped a model for her to throw balloons over the wall of her studio, into her friend's room behind her. I started to feel a little guilty and went to apologize. My lack of Russian sadly made this impossible, but she did like my tip even if she did not know what it was for.

 

[UncleRukus]

"my pussy is hot and humidity".

"thank you bb you are so nice and sugar".