Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SaffronBurke]

As a penis owner, after a good private, I'm usually euphoric and thankful to the model. But I guess some guys are different?

Given how many guys come back, ecstatic about how hot their last private was, I would say that guys like you are the majority. Some do feel shame after masturbating, but that's more social/religious conditioning than it is a natural response. Our bodies want us to have a lot of sex/orgasms, so they make us feel good post-orgasm to encourage more.

 

[funlovin_kr]

Spread that ass for me bb.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Got this guy on SextPanther. I deleted the picture he sent because I'm not inflicting it on other people, but wtf. You ask if I want to see your dick, I say no, and you SEND IT ANYWAY like a piece of shit. Why even bother asking if you're going to send it anyway?

 

[Kiki Jane]

"I just grabbed my stepsister's iPad and saw the craziest picture!"

Cool story, bro. Haha he kept insisting it was true, then commented that I was drinking a glass of piss (it was iced herbal tea).

Special guy.

 

[Ariel_Kink_777]

"my ex stepdaughter used to keep her hair grown out like that" - a member, referring to my pubic hair :{

"your pussy are good"

"let's go cumming"

 

[yummybrownfox]

how r u

Or, even worse, "hru."

 

[Kinksta]

I dont think women like sex as much as men do
Most of these guys in pvts bust a nut and dispise you when they done
Its how they are

Whaaaat lol, *facepalm*

 

[Cutie_Kisses]

 

[RileyScarlett]

Oh man some of this stuff is so funny, cringy, or creepy. I have a folder of screen shots of weird stuff greys say. It's hilarious stuff. I keep it to myself though haha.

 

[VermilionThorn]

Just happened:

Rando: you know there's a shooting in Las Vegas?
Me: (thinking he's talking of filming porn) Sorry, don't think the info is relevant to me. I'm neither there or going there any soon.
Rando: people are dead *leaves*

Who the fuck talks about that on a pornsite?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Just happened:

Rando: you know there's a shooting in Las Vegas?
Me: (thinking he's talking of filming porn) Sorry, don't think the info is relevant to me. I'm neither there or going there any soon.
Rando: people are dead *leaves*

Who the fuck talks about that on a pornsite?

I had a huge amount of "You in Vegas?" messages that I read before reading about it in the news. Didn't at all think it had to do with a shooting till after either. Same sorta thing happened with the hurricanes (but obviously I have heard about those before thankfully).

Like I get if there's concern, but even still I don't want a) to say where I am, and most camgirls don't b) talk about the news ESPECIALLY depressing news that will bring everyone's moods down. I mean at least message privately yeesh!

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Or, even worse, "hru."

I get that from models frequently.

 

[VermilionThorn]

I had a huge amount of "You in Vegas?" messages that I read before reading about it in the news. Didn't at all think it had to do with a shooting till after either. Same sorta thing happened with the hurricanes (but obviously I have heard about those before thankfully).
Like I get if there's concern, but even still I don't want a) to say where I am, and most camgirls don't b) talk about the news ESPECIALLY depressing news that will bring everyone's moods down. I mean at least message privately yeesh!

One could take it as concern if it was a reg or at least a frequent lounge lizard. But coming from someone I've never seen before it sounds like a really creepy icebreaker.

 

[Diana_Devil]

PLEASE tell me that guy meant to say "ass" instead of "eyes." *cringe* Please...

Hahaha no he actually insisted on my eyes even if i asked him if i understood corectely

 

[SaffronBurke]

Why You Should Always Read Profiles Before Sending Messages (an interaction that made giggle)

A couple important things to note on my (Pornhub) profile:



The profile of this kid who contacted me:



Hmm, seems like we may have entirely different reasons for being on Pornhub. I'm there for that sweet, sweet ad revenue, and a little marketing, he's there to find a hook up. You would think that he would read my profile to verify that we have similar goals before contacting me, and yet....



The phone number I give out is my SextPanther number, BTW, I don't disclose actual personal information. In fact, he could have googled "515 area code" and discovered that... It's an Iowa number, I'm very likely nowhere near San Antonio, rather than being a silly goose and asking if I'm near his city. No, goofball, and even if I was near you, I don't fuck dudes, so.... You'd still be out of luck.

 

[_pilya_]

a live carabao in a models room.

 

[Ellekittenxo]

So, my breasts are smaller than an A cup, and there was a guy asking me if they're natural.

Do that small of implants even exist? LOL! : )

 

[Kiki Jane]

I get asked if my boobs are natural. They're a tad mismatched and kind of saggy/floppy. I would have gotten nice ones, I hope, if I paid for them!

 

[Helen Crimson]

So, my breasts are smaller than an A cup, and there was a guy asking me if they're natural.

Do that small of implants even exist? LOL! : )

I get asked if my boobs are natural. They're a tad mismatched and kind of saggy/floppy. I would have gotten nice ones, I hope, if I paid for them!

I have very small tits compared to what girls my size normally have, but they aren't technically small. I've never been asked if my boobs are natural, but I did have one member completely fail at trying to compliment me. He said, "mmm... nice little handfuls" and it sent me into such a rage. I hate when people point out how disproportionate my boobs are. At least his comment was in a tip note

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I get asked if my boobs are natural. They're a tad mismatched and kind of saggy/floppy. I would have gotten nice ones, I hope, if I paid for them!

Ditto

 

[ghost_lady]

fun9514:i'll help
fun9514:So when you have under 3000followers it is important to focus on followers and viewers because if you focus on tips and at first you don't receive much tips you will get demotivated and end up quitting i have seen it a lot
fun9514:so i want to ease you into a confident, sexy, naughty sub cam girl, can you handle that.
fun9514:i would like to train you also when we have time on positions,techniques,angles, how to gain and maintain users plus what apps and bots to use plus many more things
fun9514:What are your limits like anal,dp,squirt,gape,pantie stuffing. It is key to try new things when on cam see what works for you.
fun9514:I am currently helping 4 girls but i am looking to help a new girl and make her my new cam girl sub student, but she needs to be open,honest and willing can u do that
ghost_lady:im not a sub
fun9514:not full on sub tho
fun9514:I propose the following, i will mentor you, moderator for you and when just us i will train you.
fun9514:I am a Buddhist i share love, when i was a new cam model i had no idea what to do, luckily for me a well seasoned cam model mentored and trained me so i am passing on good karma
fun9514:my best student makes $150 to $400 do we have a deal


Why does this always happen? is it because i'm new(ish)? I didn't say anything about wanting any advice & of course he mentions being "a Buddhist" when he sees my ohm tattoo. I also feel like I need to stop describing myself as predominately dom because i've gotten nothing but people who *wanna turn you into a sexy sub cam girl*. He also sent messages about "never take any PMs for under 20" but didn't pay my PM cost of 7... trust me i'd rather sit there and watch TV with no viewers than be anyone's ~*sub student*~, ever.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Oh, Fetlife. This person's profile says that they're 20. But their message reads like some shit that I would get from some 12-year-old on VampireFreaks back when I frequented that place.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Oh, Fetlife. This person's profile says that they're 20. But their message reads like some shit that I would get from some 12-year-old on VampireFreaks back when I frequented that place.

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Well him being into ABDL, chances are he's into regression.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I love how guys on YouTube make random fetish requests. Especially ones that have NOTHING to do with the video they're commenting on.

 

[THE MOLLIE MARIE]

I love how guys on YouTube make random fetish requests. Especially ones that have NOTHING to do with the video they're commenting on.

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There's no escape.

 

[AlyssaMichelle]

Got a super random message from this guy after I kicked him from my room. He just kept writing these stories to me in free chat so I booted him. Then he sent me this (cringe)

“Mmm coffee and hot chocolate mmm” that part does sound nice lmfao
WOW )))))

 

[Jadexxx]

I had a guy tell me today i look like his sister.

Then he said you're hot as fuck!

Ignored that one!

 

[EmptyKins]

Reading a custom clip request: "I want you to wear your everyday normal clothes..."
Yay! I look down at the threadbare t-shirt I haven't taken off since 2012, notice a stray cereal puff balanced carefully on my nipple, pop it into my mouth with a smile and continue to read: "just a skirt, lowcut top, bra, stockings, heels."

We have vastly different ideas of everyday normal clothes.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Reading a custom clip request: "I want you to wear your everyday normal clothes..."

Ah, so bleach-stained sweats that are nearly a decade old, and a stained thermal hoodie? Com-fy!

 

[Jadexxx]

Yes because we all go to the supermarket in stockings and heels...

Try hair tied back, no makeup, oversized t-shirt and crappy old shorts. No one in their right mind would ever pay to see me in my "every day" clothes.