Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

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Nov 12, 2017
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@modelbios
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mrbeefy87
The real kicker is that most of the ones going on about "their" BBC.... Are white. They have an unhealthy level of fetishizing black men as being nothing but a huge schlong, and will spend all day and night talking about huge black dicks. Talk about an inadequacy complex.

Too many of these guys who pretend to be huge. I usually go by the rule of thumb of: if the guy doesn't have his video on or photos in his profile, then yeah,he isn't as big as he claims. The guys I have noticed that do have 10" or bigger (heck, 8 inch or bigger) LOVE to be showing it, thinking it's going to impress you ladies... cos you know, we ALL know how crazy women go after seeing a big dick. It's literally all you want </sarcasm>.. lol Or for those who only use a photo of "their" big cock, reverse image search it and you will (9./10 times) find it plastered all over the internet, as it will be a porn stars.
 

Emberblaze

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Jan 9, 2015
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@Emberblazexxx
Streamate Username
Emberblaze
Too many of these guys who pretend to be huge. I usually go by the rule of thumb of: if the guy doesn't have his video on or photos in his profile, then yeah,he isn't as big as he claims. The guys I have noticed that do have 10" or bigger (heck, 8 inch or bigger) LOVE to be showing it, thinking it's going to impress you ladies... cos you know, we ALL know how crazy women go after seeing a big dick. It's literally all you want </sarcasm>.. lol Or for those who only use a photo of "their" big cock, reverse image search it and you will (9./10 times) find it plastered all over the internet, as it will be a porn stars.
Usually when a guy pulls a huge dick out on cam he didn't mention it to me in advance. Like they enjoy us looking shocked. Which is basically the same experience I had with my boyfriend. There was no bragging before I saw it for the first time, I went in completely unaware that I was about to have my vagina permanently altered. (That's mostly a joke, we all know dick doesn't make vagina loose, although he did tear some remaining hymen I didn't realize was still there)

Big dicks speak for themselves. They don't need intro music and an introduction.

Usually when a member has photos or talks about it they are either lying or just slightly above average.

That's just my experience in real life and on streamate. Could be different on other sites or outside of the Canadian Maritimes.
 

JigglesJane

Cam Model
Jan 20, 2019
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WA, USA
Twitter Username
@JigglesJane
MFC Username
JigglesJane
Streamate Username
Penelope_Dreadful
Usually when a guy pulls a huge dick out on cam he didn't mention it to me in advance. Like they enjoy us looking shocked. Which is basically the same experience I had with my boyfriend. There was no bragging before I saw it for the first time, I went in completely unaware that I was about to have my vagina permanently altered. (That's mostly a joke, we all know dick doesn't make vagina loose, although he did tear some remaining hymen I didn't realize was still there)

Big dicks speak for themselves. They don't need intro music and an introduction.

Usually when a member has photos or talks about it they are either lying or just slightly above average.

That's just my experience in real life and on streamate. Could be different on other sites or outside of the Canadian Maritimes.
That's a really good point. I have a general personal rule that I don't do C2C. It's really hard for me to fake being interested in the member when they've got really nothing to work with. My face is fairly expressive and will give me away.

HOWEVER I have been pleasantly surprised by two members who have actual, nice looking, monster cocks. They have never mentioned their dick size to me in chat or PM or even during shows. They actually tip me extra to do C2C when we do true private shows (*swoon*).
 
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Usually when a guy pulls a huge dick out on cam he didn't mention it to me in advance. Like they enjoy us looking shocked.
So if generally you all dont believe all the guys who claim to have a big dick, and then they turn on their cam and it turns out they are packing, wouldnt you still be at least a little shocked when you see it?
 

Emberblaze

Cam Model
Jan 9, 2015
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Twitter Username
@Emberblazexxx
Streamate Username
Emberblaze
So if generally you all dont believe all the guys who claim to have a big dick, and then they turn on their cam and it turns out they are packing, wouldnt you still be at least a little shocked when you see it?
Oh, you make a good point!
*Equations fill the air above Embers head*
 
Nov 12, 2017
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Twitter Username
@modelbios
Chaturbate Username
mrbeefy87
Usually when a guy pulls a huge dick out on cam he didn't mention it to me in advance. Like they enjoy us looking shocked. Which is basically the same experience I had with my boyfriend. There was no bragging before I saw it for the first time, I went in completely unaware that I was about to have my vagina permanently altered. (That's mostly a joke, we all know dick doesn't make vagina loose, although he did tear some remaining hymen I didn't realize was still there)

Big dicks speak for themselves. They don't need intro music and an introduction.

Usually when a member has photos or talks about it they are either lying or just slightly above average.

That's just my experience in real life and on streamate. Could be different on other sites or outside of the Canadian Maritimes.
I have no proper/real experience with it but my experience is only from what I have seen on cam sites (specifically Chaturbate - so maybe that says it all?? lol).
 
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HOWEVER I have been pleasantly surprised by two members who have actual, nice looking, monster cocks. They have never mentioned their dick size to me in chat or PM or even during shows. They actually tip me extra to do C2C when we do true private shows (*swoon*).
The webcam I use for C2C is wide angle and this allows me to do some, uh, strategic composition to make my penis appear larger than in real life.

They probably they wonder why my hand is so big...
 
Nov 12, 2017
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@modelbios
Chaturbate Username
mrbeefy87
I can never get over this... I see it way too much from all types of people:

** Model sprawled out full on penetrating her pussy and/or ass with people tipping**

*In walks super important guy (he must be because....)*

"Hey sweety, PM me"

Aww you're so nice, you called me "sweety", sure I will stop my show and end the guys tipping me for my job, so I can send you a PM, so you can ask me to: 1) Say "hi hru", 2) Ask me to see your cam, 3) some other pointless bullshit!

***FACEPALM***
 

Emberblaze

Cam Model
Jan 9, 2015
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Twitter Username
@Emberblazexxx
Streamate Username
Emberblaze
I can never get over this... I see it way too much from all types of people:

** Model sprawled out full on penetrating her pussy and/or ass with people tipping**

*In walks super important guy (he must be because....)*

"Hey sweety, PM me"

Aww you're so nice, you called me "sweety", sure I will stop my show and end the guys tipping me for my job, so I can send you a PM, so you can ask me to: 1) Say "hi hru", 2) Ask me to see your cam, 3) some other pointless bullshit!

***FACEPALM***
I'm not a fan of having mods or giving members the ability to boot people but I had one member when I still did public shows I used to give that power to for just this reason. Anyone showing up typing stupid shit was to be booted. Things like one mention of pming was fine but "BB CHECK PM'S" "BB WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME." Or asking stupid questions unrelated to the show or posting walls of text in the form of their fantasies.

BYE BOY.

Asking in the main chat during the show for me to turn their cam on was the one that got me the angriest. Yes, let me stop my show that these guys paid for to open up your cam and focus on you random freeloader that just showed up.
 
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I'm not a fan of having mods or giving members the ability to boot people but I had one member when I still did public shows I used to give that power to for just this reason. Anyone showing up typing stupid shit was to be booted. Things like one mention of pming was fine but "BB CHECK PM'S" "BB WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME." Or asking stupid questions unrelated to the show or posting walls of text in the form of their fantasies.

BYE BOY.

Asking in the main chat during the show for me to turn their cam on was the one that got me the angriest. Yes, let me stop my show that these guys paid for to open up your cam and focus on you random freeloader that just showed up.
But, I always tip note for it BB...

 
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When user behaves like a jerk and tries to blame you for being a cam-girl/doing a naughty things when he's out of arguments/for no reason.

I've got a guy (that I've had a pvt show with a few months ago) who recently claimed (when I called him a "weirdo" for behaving like a total weirdo in my public chat), "Yeah, I'm a weirdo but you showed that/did that (long story short, some unnecessary details from our pvt show were included) because I've paid for it".

Like, what a reaction did he expect to get from me? Should I feel bad about it? It's my job, LMAO. And it's the point of whole site he's being on.

Needless to say, he's got banned from my room after saying all this useless shit.

An actual WTF situation.
 
May 11, 2017
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When user behaves like a jerk and tries to blame you for being a cam-girl/doing a naughty things when he's out of arguments/for no reason.

I've got a guy (that I've had a pvt show with a few months ago) who recently claimed (when I called him a "weirdo" for behaving like a total weirdo in my public chat), "Yeah, I'm a weirdo but you showed that/did that (long story short, some unnecessary details from our pvt show were included) because I've paid for it".

Like, what a reaction did he expect to get from me? Should I feel bad about it? It's my job, LMAO. And it's the point of whole site he's being on.

Needless to say, he's got banned from my room after saying all this useless shit.

An actual WTF situation.
For me, what happens in private stays in private. Is the main reason why I only do TruePrivates with models on MFC. I don't want anyone seeing what may be done, or more importantly said, in a private with a model. Also, anything a models tells me, I consider to be told in confidence and won't share unless told I'm allowed to.

Too much drama in the world. Why unncessarily create more?
 
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When user behaves like a jerk and tries to blame you for being a cam-girl/doing a naughty things when he's out of arguments/for no reason.

I've got a guy (that I've had a pvt show with a few months ago) who recently claimed (when I called him a "weirdo" for behaving like a total weirdo in my public chat), "Yeah, I'm a weirdo but you showed that/did that (long story short, some unnecessary details from our pvt show were included) because I've paid for it".

Like, what a reaction did he expect to get from me? Should I feel bad about it? It's my job, LMAO. And it's the point of whole site he's being on.

Needless to say, he's got banned from my room after saying all this useless shit.

An actual WTF situation.
So he was trying to kinkshame you for acting out his kink?

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So he was trying to kinkshame you for acting out his kink?

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Yeah, I'm such a nasty girl because I've done many naughty things and I've been paid for it! Is it legal? :D

He's told how MUCH he liked our previous (and the only one) show. So there is an amazing conclusion: he joined, he paid, he liked, he jerked off to it, but, somehow, I should be ashamed of doing it (literally, of doing my job perfectly&getting paid for it) How dare I?

It's some new level of ridiculous shit.
I assumed some people that didn't/don't pay me, could shame me for it but this... I'm kinda speechless :D
 
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JigglesJane

Cam Model
Jan 20, 2019
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Twitter Username
@JigglesJane
MFC Username
JigglesJane
Streamate Username
Penelope_Dreadful
For me, what happens in private stays in private. Is the main reason why I only do TruePrivates with models on MFC. I don't want anyone seeing what may be done, or more importantly said, in a private with a model. Also, anything a models tells me, I consider to be told in confidence and won't share unless told I'm allowed to.

Too much drama in the world. Why unncessarily create more?
You. I like you. Thanks for being a great member!
 
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Me: What would you like to see in my private show?
User: I would like to see my ass.

It wasn't a typo because he was non-native English speaker and he has used online translator.
So this shit cracked me up even more.
Google.Translate performs its own magic AGAIN, I guess.

(I'm so sorry but I REALLY WANTED TO REPLY WITH SOMETHING LIKE
"You don't have to take me pvt to see that. All you need is a mirror").
 
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JigglesJane

Cam Model
Jan 20, 2019
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WA, USA
Twitter Username
@JigglesJane
MFC Username
JigglesJane
Streamate Username
Penelope_Dreadful
Shit like this really bothers me. If I was younger and less experienced, I could see myself thinking this was genuine interest in me as a model and not some dude trying to get a me alone in a hotel room.

Also, I take offense to being treated like an older woman by a 23 year old. And the language used was entirely patronizing. Just, why? Stop. Fuck off.
 

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Emberblaze

Cam Model
Jan 9, 2015
4,198
13,420
193
The internet
Twitter Username
@Emberblazexxx
Streamate Username
Emberblaze
Shit like this really bothers me. If I was younger and less experienced, I could see myself thinking this was genuine interest in me as a model and not some dude trying to get a me alone in a hotel room.

Also, I take offense to being treated like an older woman by a 23 year old. And the language used was entirely patronizing. Just, why? Stop. Fuck off.
I definitely would have came back with "If you are so popular and well known why are you soliciting clients on a cam site while models are trying to work? You would think someone so popular would know better...
 
Shit like this really bothers me. If I was younger and less experienced, I could see myself thinking this was genuine interest in me as a model and not some dude trying to get a me alone in a hotel room.

Also, I take offense to being treated like an older woman by a 23 year old. And the language used was entirely patronizing. Just, why? Stop. Fuck off.
"The sex would be 100% consensual," yet he is already assuming you will be having sex. Yeah, sounds totally professional and legit. :nod:
 

JigglesJane

Cam Model
Jan 20, 2019
270
371
48
WA, USA
Twitter Username
@JigglesJane
MFC Username
JigglesJane
Streamate Username
Penelope_Dreadful
I definitely would have came back with "If you are so popular and well known why are you soliciting clients on a cam site while models are trying to work? You would think someone so popular would know better...
"The sex would be 100% consensual," yet he is already assuming you will be having sex. Yeah, sounds totally professional and legit. :nod:
I worry about how many newer models he might be targeting. I get a lot of shit simply because many current members have never seen me before, so they try to take advantage of me being naive. It's usuay hilarious, but this is just predatory.

IF I WANTED TO DO PORN, I WOULD CONTACT AN AGENCY.
 

Sansa

Cam Model
Jul 23, 2014
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Winterfell
Twitter Username
@Queen__Morrigan
MFC Username
Sansa_
Streamate Username
MistressMorrigan
Shit like this really bothers me. If I was younger and less experienced, I could see myself thinking this was genuine interest in me as a model and not some dude trying to get a me alone in a hotel room.

Also, I take offense to being treated like an older woman by a 23 year old. And the language used was entirely patronizing. Just, why? Stop. Fuck off.
So he's been doing porn photography for four years and doesn't have a portfolio? :haha: Give me a break.
 

JigglesJane

Cam Model
Jan 20, 2019
270
371
48
WA, USA
Twitter Username
@JigglesJane
MFC Username
JigglesJane
Streamate Username
Penelope_Dreadful
So he's been doing porn photography for four years and doesn't have a portfolio? :haha: Give me a break.
"I haven't had a portfolio since I was 19." Like it's now juvenile to keep a record of shoots and projects you've completed or something? Probably why your [definitely not real] studio is empty.