Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SuperPookie]

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I would like to see boobs here


He is not alone in that.

 

[NotYou]

...said the grey guy on SC


11:04 PM
hanibal89777
50 tokens for boobs naked

11:09 PM
hanibal89777
Tokens guys to see more

11:10 PM
hanibal89777
Motivation guys

11:25 PM
hanibal89777
No tokens no show guys

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[Ozzie_]

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Well, if it was accompanied by an appropriate tip, I'd give it a thumbs up

 

[rockin_rod]

Well, if it was accompanied by an appropriate tip, I'd give it a thumbs up

It was not.
Although it does make a change from "pussy bb"

 

[CallMeMaria]

Saved by the spelling mistake. Banoffee for me please!

 

[Wuggie]

always fun to see things like this from grey users

 

[Highlander884]

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Unleash the kraken!

 

[Highlander884]

Saved by the spelling mistake. Banoffee for me please!

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Damn he had me at pie!

 

[NotYou]

The model is at 8/min, but she has a 10 minute minimum anyway, but:

1:04 AM
gordonadams
If we go in private,will you get your clothes off fast I only have 30 tokens left

 

[CallMeMaria]

I assume this was just an epic copy-paste fail.. He made a very swift exit upon realising his mistake.

 

[NotYou]

I assume this was just an epic copy-paste fail.. He made a very swift exit upon realising his mistake.

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Well, we assume it is a fail. but let's be honest, it might not be. You never know what random thoughts and scenarios go through these guys heads. We only see the weird stuff they write down, imagine the crap they DONT write

 

[CallMeMaria]

Well, we assume it is a fail. but let's be honest, it might not be. You never know what random thoughts and scenarios go through these guys heads. We only see the weird stuff they write down, imagine the crap they DONT write

I agree, absolutely. If it was not for the preface and that copied text followed by his rapid exit, I would have not batted an eyelid - I can easily see how someone would be into something like this.

 

[NotYou]

Wow here is a blast from the past, I haven't seen him for a while.
The model asked in the public chat why everyone is silent, and do they want to see her put a plug in her ass... his first message


9:19 PM
Andrewunited
I don't like anal that is for gays not normal guys like me

 

[rockin_rod]

.......says the user who won't even get tokens and tip.

 

[KingMarti]

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.......says the user who won't even get tokens and tip.

how people think the adult industry works:
step 1) get naked
step 2) profit

 

[Wuggie]

 

[Natural9]

He goes from room to room for the past few days copying and pasting this exact same message

 

[rockin_rod]

2 issues:

1. No body likes a beggar in a room.
2. Nothing on the tip menu for 24 tokens..... nor would that complete the goal.

 

[Ozzie_]

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2 issues:

1. No body likes a beggar in a room.
2. Nothing on the tip menu for 24 tokens..... nor would that complete the goal.

On SC...1 minute private show?

 

[NotYou]

On SC...1 minute private show?

Or maybe he will keep hold of that 24 tokens and go on a "free preview spy" bender, and jack off for 10 second shows haha

 

[rockin_rod]

Taking the tip menu a bit too seriously........

 

[Highlander884]

Taking the tip menu a bit too seriously........

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Yeah she might want to put an extra couple of 9s on that just to be on the safe side.

 

[Wuggie]

Taking the tip menu a bit too seriously........

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Thank god there's the rule that models don't actually have to follow what's on tip menus at those points huh

 

[Ozzie_]

Thank god there's the rule that models don't actually have to follow what's on tip menus at those points huh

At the risk of being "that guy": depending on the site.

On SC you can report a model for not doing what is on their menu if you have tipped for it.

Of course anyone with half a brain knows a model is not going to marry a random dude but still....

 

[Wuggie]

At the risk of being "that guy": depending on the site.

On SC you can report a model for not doing what is on their menu if you have tipped for it.

Of course anyone with half a brain knows a model is not going to marry a random dude but still....

haha yea I just could see it was from a CB list

but it's true if they have it on other sites, then in THEORY, I guess the guy could ask for a refund..

 

[Ozzie_]

haha yea I just could see it was from a CB list

Fair enough, I have no idea what CB looks like Visited a little in my early days and hated the site's look and feel.

 

[Vixxen81]

Fair enough, I have no idea what CB looks like Visited a little in my early days and hated the site's look and feel.

Legit question: are you color blind, specifically red/green? Mods and fan club would be brown in color, I believe?

 

[misterical]

This guy is something else. We had an exclusive a couple of nights ago where he told me i am not attractive enough for him to have sex with me but that if I keep my clothes on he just wants to chat. He proceeded to tell me all about his impressive achievements in life, here I share jsut som in no particular order;

- Trained SAS commanders
- Trained the Navy Seals
- Is a billionaire
- Flies fighter jets F19s and trained all the pilots
- Invented the operations systems for Apple and Samsung
- Bought his wife an island
- Sucks dick better than his wife
- Did a skydive with no parachute

Today he showed up with thousands on his token balance and told me he has a tipping ban on his account for 24h because he spent too much in the last 2h. Chatted for ages and ages, flooded my free chat until I politely reminded him it is disrespectful to show up, be the centre of attention and not tip.

He threw his toys out the pram, announced his exit and told me he will never ever return and what a big mistake I made calling him disrespectful.

No less than 2 minutes later he sends me this;

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What's a Java wank? Masturbating on holiday in Indonesia?

 

[misterical]

Spoiler: Too sick to see

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I dont often have to log off and take a minute off cam, but when I do, its because of this kind of shit.

That actually warrants notifying the police.