Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[darcyduke]

anaconda_john
hello beautiful. I am ok. Relaxing now with my anaconda how are you?
darcyduke
im good, feeling horny
darcyduke
what u into?
anaconda_john
well im a huge cock guy so i like any ladies that like big things
darcyduke
lol

 

[Omne35]

I just had a user presume that he was entitled to a full anal show when he tipped 5 tokens.

Hope springs eternal.

 

[Ozzie_]

Hahaha this is the thing I always mention that makes me just want to vomit:


1:09 PM
JustindemgutsEX
My Goddess you are more beautiful than the summer sun setting on an ocean that’s 10,000 shades of blue. You’re the reason love songs are written. You’re the muse behind a poet’s words. You are the epitome of perfection.

Well I have been known to say similar things (I am sorry, but some models really do take my breath away ), but not to random models (only ones I "know" and who know me), and not all in one sentence/message!!

 

[NotYou]

This guy just seems like he will be great to have a conversation with in a DM...
And really, 12 times? If that is true and not some weird lie to try impress her, then someone really needs to seek help.


9:49 PM
Bunnyjayfrenzy
I have sent a DM on IG to u babe

9:50 PM
Bunnyjayfrenzy
during last show I cummed 12 times for you babe. how many times do you want in this time?

 

[rockin_rod]

Thats it.. I think i have heard it all now!

---
User in an unpaid for PM: Hi dear, are your really pregnant? My wife and I looking for adoption. Available to talk about it?

OMG..... unbelievable.
Instant ban and report.

 

[rockin_rod]

My Goddess you are more beautiful than the summer sun setting on an ocean that’s 10,000 shades of blue. You’re the reason love songs are written. You’re the muse behind a poet’s words. You are the epitome of perfection.

translates to: "I'm not going to tip you"

 

[Ozzie_]

Just now.. not really a compliment.. so she was not hot enough to make you cum?


9:47 AM thXXXX421 I'm almost cum cause your so hooott

 

[rockin_rod]

Just now.. not really a compliment.. so she was not hot enough to make you cum?


9:47 AM thXXXX421 I'm almost cum cause your so hooott

or maybe she looks like an owl, and he likes that

 

[rockin_rod]

Soooo.... just checking out a new room
saw this on the tip menu:

Luckily, all was cleared up when I read the model's bio.
It's a supporter level in her fan club. Phew

 

[Ozzie_]

or maybe she looks like an owl, and he likes that
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Could be... but he "*almost* cum"

 

[rockin_rod]

Could be... but he "*almost* cum"

the difference between 'hoot' and 'shoot'?

 

[CheeseMoon]

anaconda_john
well im a huge cock guy so i like any ladies that like big things

So he indulged you with a big tip?

 

[NotYou]

Damn, how can I refrain from making a bad joke with this guy? Lots of jokes to be made with him being able to make milk from his balls,.... must restrain oneself!!!


8:18 AM
kkk34444
who want tmy 8.3 inch big cock bb

8:19 AM
kkk34444
with big balls

8:19 AM
kkk34444
full of milk



Edit:
And while this is going on she has another grey saying "I wish I had your number... i would take you out... for bbq sushi"

 

[Omne35]

Damn, how can I refrain from making a bad joke with this guy? Lots of jokes to be made with him being able to make milk from his balls,.... must restrain oneself!!!


8:18 AM
kkk34444
who want tmy 8.3 inch big cock bb

8:19 AM
kkk34444
with big balls

8:19 AM
kkk34444
full of milk



Edit:
And while this is going on she has another grey saying "I wish I had your number... i would take you out... for bbq sushi"

Well, he needs to work on gender anatomy at a minimum.
BBQ sushi? Sounds really unpleasant.

 

[CheeseMoon]

8:18 AM
kkk34444
who want tmy 8.3 inch big cock bb

Yeah WTF, mixing imperial and metric like that is just confusing

 

[Dannyhomebody]

Hahaha this is the thing I always mention that makes me just want to vomit:


1:09 PM
JustindemgutsEX
My Goddess you are more beautiful than the summer sun setting on an ocean that’s 10,000 shades of blue. You’re the reason love songs are written. You’re the muse behind a poet’s words. You are the epitome of perfection.

I don't vomit when I read/see this, but think to myself, how many people out there inside and/or outside of the webcam world have used these exact words while chatting with somebody, trying to impress them? SMH.

 

[Dannyhomebody]

i think someone should go through this entire thread and save the good "wtf" and make a book from it - i'd buy it!

Lots of material out there, and the material keeps growing...and growing...and growing. As the saying goes, regarding WTF material, the sky's the limit.

 

[yummybrownfox]

This one is weird to me when guys say it.
I prefer 30+ women, and when guys try to suck up to the model, especially if she is 40+ by saying something like "omg you look 21, for real bb", you know.
The most recent one was just a few minutes ago, a guy said to a 53 year old lady that she looks 18 yrs old... She definitely does look younger, 40, this is absolute but definitely not 18, and she will agree with me on this.

That's even more dramatic and silly than telling an A or B cup model "Your boobs are huge. They must be at least a D cup."

Sometimes I wish I could just blurt out "Alright, that's enough, you suck-up. You're being ridiculous." Lol.

 

[Omne35]

I don't vomit when I read/see this, but think to myself, how many people out there inside and/or outside of the webcam world have used these exact words while chatting with somebody, trying to impress them? SMH.

Better question, how many have gotten through the whole line before the other person left?

 

[Dannyhomebody]

Better question, how many have gotten through the whole line before the other person left?

I'll give credit where credit is due Omne35: It's even cheesier than the classic line "I've got my library card, and I'm a checkin' you out." Or the classic line "your eyes are as blue as my toilet water." All of these lines, either way you slice it, are epic failures. LOL!!! SMH.

 

[Omne35]

I'll give credit where credit is due Omne35: It's even cheesier than the classic line "I've got my library card, and I'm a checkin' you out." Or the classic line "your eyes are as blue as my toilet water." All of these lines, either way you slice it, are epic failures. LOL!!! SMH.

I'll stick with "Hi".

 

[NotYou]

Guys really do say the stupidest things.
This is a 40+ year old model



2:13 PM
0manguy@xh
sexy swan is on the move

2:14 PM
0manguy@xh
You look like a 15 year old girl to me

 

[NotYou]

Well damn, I guess we're all offenders!!


3:17 PM
travis-28-510
170 sex offenders are jerking off to your girlfriend bro your cool

 

[Ozzie_]

Guys really do say the stupidest things.
This is a 40+ year old model


2:14 PM
0manguy@xh
You look like a 15 year old girl to me

Should have gone to Specsavers. (for the Aussies on the forum )

 

[NotYou]

Should have gone to Specsavers. (for the Aussies on the forum )

We have Specsavers too and the same saying

 

[rockin_rod]

Not sure if this was a demand to be pleased, or a confession on the effect she had on him

 

[NotYou]

Do you think this is a translation error? If not, I am confused as to what exactly the "non raw (cooked?) way would be.. haha


12:57 PM
Chrisckm
I want to be inside u raw

 

[MiaSarah]

Do you think this is a translation error? If not, I am confused as to what exactly the "non raw (cooked?) way would be.. haha


12:57 PM
Chrisckm
I want to be inside u raw

I would assume by 'raw' they meant 'raw dog'/'rawdoggin'' which is no condom sex.

 

[Smoothie]

I would assume by 'raw' they meant 'raw dog'/'rawdoggin'' which is no condom sex.

Yeah, that one actually made sense to me. Maybe it’s a regional slang thing (or maybe I’m just as strange as the member that wrote it… open to all possibilities!).

 

[NotYou]

I would assume by 'raw' they meant 'raw dog'/'rawdoggin'' which is no condom sex.

Yeah, that one actually made sense to me. Maybe it’s a regional slang thing (or maybe I’m just as strange as the member that wrote it… open to all possibilities!).

Definitely not something I've heard of and I think it's even the first time I've seen it on any camsite too.