Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[o-ooo-o]

i get a feel that he might try "sudo slap ass" next and see if it works

In this scenario, 'chmod' might be useful for containing privilege escalation.

 

[Lilly_____]

In this scenario, 'chmod' might be useful for containing privilege escalation.

you totally made the joke funnier

thanks for mansplaining that to me, it was utterly necessary, now we all know you like computers

 

[Smoothie]

Me: You need to tip to be here. I don't give my attention for free.
USER: Oh fuckk off u ugly prickkk

Nice guy.

Maybe he confused his mirror for his computer monitor.

 

[rockin_rod]

Is it possible that this is the guy’s way of saying he wants to make sure she’s at least 18 before he proceeds (even though we know that cam sites already verifies this)? Probably not, but that just crossed my mind as another way of looking at it. Most likely it’s just him being curious of her age.

Not in this example, the model was in her 30's and had 'MILF' included in her room tags........

 

[yummybrownfox]

Not in this example, the model was in her 30's and had 'MILF' included in her room tags........

Okay. So it’s what we’d originally thought…he was just being nosey. Lol.

 

[Jupiter551]

Daneblade

so gorgeous xxx I want to squeeze my dick up your tight asshole baby xxx

Wasn't Valentine's Day 3 months ago?

 

[rockin_rod]

This time it was the room goal that made me go WTF?

 

[Lilly_____]

This time it was the room goal that made me go WTF?

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Guys sometimes you go wtf on things that are actually very common fetishes lol

 

[Theclubist111]

I have no idea what is going on. There's no tips from this clown, and the model is just laying on the bed, like the proverbial bump on a log, with either a lush or a dildo inside her. I suspect that "Weird-Arse Knight" might be a studio monitor. (The model's camera changed position and focus without her intervention at least once.) She did respond once as you can see. Although that was before I entered, so I do not know if she actually typed, maybe the monitor was talking to themselves.

There is absolutely no other activity in the room.

3:51 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Hi beautiful just getting off to bed love
3:51 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Kissssss
3:51 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Come cuddle love
3:51 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmm come take the cock bb
3:54 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmm bb love giving you a good hard screwing love
3:54 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmbeautiful
3:54 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Kissssssss
3:55 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmjacking the monster for you love
3:55 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmlove fucking you angel
3:56 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmm drilling your beautiful pussy angel

3:57 PM Model @Weird-Arse Kinght thk bb)

3:57 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmwant to fill youwith hard drooling cock angel
4:00 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Love the smile lover
4:00 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmm cumto daddy love
4:01 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmfucking yjou hard bb the way you limke bb
4:02 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmm drilling your beUtiful puszsssssss
4:04 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmlove you bb
4:05 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Filling you with hRd pumping cock love
4:07 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mneeling behind you inserting him fucking youand giving you tbe pipe bb
4:08 PM Weird-Arse Kinght MSsageing your bCk and tiits S we screw love
4:10 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmmm you wAnt daddy in your Ss love
4:12 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmye sweetie
4:14 PM Weird-Arse Kinght ReAching around and fondleing your beUtiful tits as we screw lover
4:18 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmmm ride the cock bb love this pussy bb
4:20 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmmmpushing the cock up inside you lover
4:21 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Oh bb so hot and beautiful
4:21 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Kissssssss

What is the model name and on which site?

 

[yummybrownfox]

What is the model name and on which site?

I don't think that's really any of our business.

 

[Vixxen81]

I don't think that's really any of our business.

So much this. I cringed when I read the ask for her info.

 

[Ozzie_]

What is the model name

Dunno.... that post was *way* over a year ago

ETA: Oh and as everyone said, weird question. I would not tell the model's name even if I did remember.

and on which site?

SC, it is the only site I use.

ETA; ETA I just realised that I mis-typed "Knight" in my original post. I am not known as the typo king for nothing

 

[Ozzie_]

Guys sometimes you go wtf on things that are actually very common fetishes lol

True enough.

But for a model to have "...until you knock me up" as a goal is a bit odd -- we can't get her pregnant on a cam site

ETA hmm.. perhaps the model has a different definition of "Knock up". Certainly in Australia and I believe the UK " to be knocked up" means to be pregnant.

 

[KingMarti]

True enough.

But for a model to have "...until you knock me up" as a goal is a bit odd -- we can't get her pregnant on a cam site

dont break the fantasy with logic

 

[Ozzie_]

dont break the fantasy with logic

Curse me and my Virgo logic

 

[Lilly_____]

True enough.

But for a model to have "...until you knock me up" as a goal is a bit odd -- we can't get her pregnant on a cam site

ETA hmm.. perhaps the model has a different definition of "Knock up". Certainly in Australia and I believe the UK " to be knocked up" means to be pregnant.

Yeah I don't think she or her members actually believe that she'll get pregnant though

 

[CallMeMaria]

You had me at no hello, just straight in with this charmer of a line;

 

[yummybrownfox]

Yeah I don't think she or her members actually believe that she'll get pregnant though

This time it was the room goal that made me go WTF?

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As wild as this room topic is, I like the fact that it’s different…memorable…and will probably even make the lurking members say something in the chat (“Damn, ma…you a freak”). I don’t even know who this model is, and I like her sense of humor…and that she’s trying to keep things interesting and exciting.

 

[KingMarti]

First message the guy posts in my room:

"I'm leaving now--more tonight i'll be hre"

more what? he didnt tip or write any other messages

 

[Vixxen81]

As wild as this room topic is, I like the fact that it’s different…memorable…and will probably even make the lurking members say something in the chat (“Damn, ma…you a freak”). I don’t even know who this model is, and I like her sense of humor…and that she’s trying to keep things interesting and exciting.

I know of one room in particular that likes to ride the impregnation fantasy train. I've seen professional porn of it and if you're a guy who believes that women are fuck holes and nothing more or have a particular lust for pregnant women in general, it's very appealing from that perspective. The woman wants a baby but doesn't want a man or a baby daddy, gets railed by 10 to 20 guys and the plot thickens from there! If the guys can visualize themselves as in the room with 10 other look a likes, she's probably going to be pretty successful.

 

[Hiunds]

As wild as this room topic is, I like the fact that it’s different…memorable…and will probably even make the lurking members say something in the chat (“Damn, ma…you a freak”). I don’t even know who this model is, and I like her sense of humor…and that she’s trying to keep things interesting and exciting.

Yeah, honestly I kind of like it when models who write and say freaky stuff

 

[Lilly_____]

Henrry_Guevara: esq bb here this page I don't only have in others but if I want to send you 20 dollars .. I would also pay for you to come and fuck with me

 

[rockin_rod]

As wild as this room topic is, I like the fact that it’s different…memorable…and will probably even make the lurking members say something in the chat (“Damn, ma…you a freak”). I don’t even know who this model is, and I like her sense of humor…and that she’s trying to keep things interesting and exciting.

Absolutely this, I added it here not because I thought it was weird, gross, inappropriate or whatever else; just that I saw the goal and said 'WFT?' to myself - could not remember seeing anything like that before in this model's room. And it seemed to be working - much more viewers and chat livelier than usual.

 

[NotYou]

A grey user on SC, I guess he doesn't realise people can see how old his account is and what rank he is:
Rank 9 + 7-month-old account


1:11 AM
Icing_Kitchen
Hi how are u? Can you pm me please i just create this account only because i wanna tell you something so i hope if you pm

 

[Jupiter551]

bobbycracky: hope you like babies im not pulling out

 

[Maxi]

report them, and report them again. Report them… do it now.

 

[Jupiter551]

i dont normally care for uero girls

I think they learn this stuff in charm school or something.

 

[Deleted member 72761]

Yeah I don't think she or her members actually believe that she'll get pregnant though

The other day I was in a girl-girl room with the goal of "facial". I was curious since there was no male around. The facial ended up being one girl pouring milk on the other, facial style. Turns out that was far more entertaining than a standard facial.

 

[MarieElise]

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A guy who earnt himself a ban from my MFC room circa Summer 2021 still can't let it go apparently

Is it Andrewsnow? It's been a year since he pestered me non stop but never spent, and he just sent me a message on share asking if I was over it yet lol Curious if same dude, because he was into belly stuff too, and an obnoxious pain in the arse/ingrate.

 

[CallMeMaria]

I love the choice of word "humped" there.