Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

CyberSpook: If your pussy could talk... What would it say...???

It would say, "Tip, you cheap motherfucker!"

:thumbleft:

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

This guy, ugh this guy. I'm just listening to Sepultura. I tell him it's not death metal. It's like cute baby metal all drooling and kicking its socks off like a scamp. To which he says "I just like the original metal. Metallica." A. not metal B. being the first 'metal' band you heard doesn't make it the original C. punch to the nose
I think I need to go eat a cookie or something. This shouldn't annoy me as much as it does.

Metallica also invented the internet.

 

[YelloMit]

Just before a model says she is leaving:

bigbody1991: please go naked in sun please

Good 20-30 seconds after the models leaves:

bigbody1991: what a bitch

 

[zippypinhead]

Since when was Metallica demoted out of metal status?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Whydowefall: I'd pay a £200,000 for real

But not tip 10 tokens?

 

[WickedTouch]

Since when was Metallica demoted out of metal status?

I don't think they can ever be demoted... no fear of that, but by describing them as "original" the dude kinda misses the contribution to the genre from everyone that came before.

:headbang: :music-rockout: :music-deathmetal: :music-guitarred:

:twocents-02cents:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Somebody REALLY wanted a group show...

eightbit: fucking MODEL declines Group Show
eightbit: rude

 

[Nordling]

I don't think seeing a boob should cause pain in your penis buddy, maybe see a doctor?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Um, you don't eat clit, bro. You eat pussy and ass, but if you're talking about clit specifically, you lick, suck, or nibble it.

 

[Lili Sparks]

I had two different people in my room saying they were underage and asking if I would fuck them. WTF? Is it common to get people saying that?

 

[Teagan]

I had two different people in my room saying they were underage and asking if I would fuck them. WTF? Is it common to get people saying that?

Sadly yeah. They are either trying to get a reaction out of you or trying to get you to underage play. Just ignore and ban them. Youre also supposed to report them to the site specifically.

 

[Lili Sparks]

Good to know. I just ignored them and they seemed to go away on their own. Next time I'll screen cap so I can report them. Thanks!

 

[VallieBeuys]

member: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?

This was one of the most specific requirements I've ever seen. I worry that what he wanted was "nasty stories" about harming cats? This week has been full of WTF but this one still has me scratching my head. I really hope he didn't want models to talk about hurting cats. Not cool.

 

[ComicOzzie]

File this under posts that make no sense...

heartsandluv: you are too hot; bye

:?

 

[mynameisbob84]

member: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?

This was one of the most specific requirements I've ever seen. I worry that what he wanted was "nasty stories" about harming cats? This week has been full of WTF but this one still has me scratching my head. I really hope he didn't want models to talk about hurting cats. Not cool.

Send him my way. My company specialises in this kind of nasty talk...

"So I was fucking this guy I'd met on the way home, and he flipped me over and stuck his cock up my ass - no warning, no lube, no bueno - I'm in agony and start shouting at him to pull out, so he does, and I empty my bowels on the spot. Shit gushes out all over his legs and feet, and I can tell by the look in his eyes that he's more turned on than ever. And then the next door neighbour's cat jumps through the window, probably lured in by the smell of shit, and just fucking glares at me. I fucking hate cats, but by now, this guy is on his knees, smearing shit all over his cock and he wants me to blow him. I can tell the fucking cat is judging me for even contemplating it, so I take his shit-covered cock in my mouth for as long as I can before I start puking all over his stomach, just to spite the fucking cat. It's still looking, silently judging me as I wretch, so I take my index finger and crudely spell out in the shallow pool of vomit that's collected on this guy's gut the words "FUCK YOU CAT". The cat walks away as I smile contentedly and the overwhelming melange of shit and vomit hits me again and I puke what's left of my lunch all over the floor.

...oh, and what's the name of my company, you ask?


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The Aristocats...







(I apologise profusely :?)

 

[bsurs]

Lover_Boyy7: i luv to get her pregnant

Less than two minutes later:

Lover_Boyy7: dose she date raffle?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Incoming rant and note to members and possibly in instances models...

I consider this an extreme wtf. I found out that my manyvids store was being botted. A model friend tipped me off that some people were discussing how my hearts were going up like crazy. I had noticed this as well...mentioned it on cam and such as being super weird that I was passing many fairly top models. I talked to one of the members there, the model, and a member through twitter dm, and I found out someone had been botting my hearts. They had been doing this with others as well, but they seemed to really like me. Basically, if you want to help out your model friend do it buy tipping or buying her videos, not by making her look bad. All of the names I saw saying so-and-so loved Ann had the freakin' name sharklasers in EVERY one. Like that isn't even remotely clever don't do sh*t like that, and seriously I was popping up there way too fast...I was flying passed everyone with way higher camscores than I ever had. No. I want to earn it, not have some basic bot rate and admire me to the top.

Anyway conclusion I got word to ManyVids about the issue and they assured myself, and others that the ranking system will be changing. So good news anyone with an account there shouldn't be spammed by crazed "I hearted you, now will you do the same?" models. *sigh*

Here's cutes, cuz holy hell

Edit: I do want to thank Manyvids for so quickly responding to me. I did not expect a response and not to mention the change in guidelines so early! :thumbleft:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[SaffronBurke]

:dontknow: I am at an utter loss as far as figuring out what the hell it means to hope that someone is "not taking thanks".

 

[TinyT1212]

His question... For a custom video will you go on craigslist and find an Indian guy to have sex with and let him creampie you?

My respone.... will you?

I mean seriously what the hell are some of these guys thinking??

 

[fandango]

His question... For a custom video will you go on craigslist and find an Indian guy to have sex with and let him creampie you?

My respone.... will you?

I mean seriously what the hell are some of these guys thinking??

He probably was that Indian guy and going to be frantically searching craigslist

 

[SpencerStorm]

:dontknow: I am at an utter loss as far as figuring out what the hell it means to hope that someone is "not taking thanks".

he hopes you are not taken. thanks

 

[Johndoe91]

Model states she is on her period...



Is that a thing im just not aware of? I feel like I've spent way too much time staring at women's chests to not notice that phenomenon...

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Model states she is on her period...



Is that a thing im just not aware of? I feel like I've spent way too much time staring at women's chests to not notice that phenomenon...

Lol it is, but it's still a weird comment. Water weight makes boobs bigger.

 

[RoseGranger]

Model states she is on her period...



Is that a thing im just not aware of? I feel like I've spent way too much time staring at women's chests to not notice that phenomenon...

It's pretty common for women's boobs to swell during their periods. Not like a whole cup size but enough for us to notice.

 

[SaffronBurke]

:dontknow: I am at an utter loss as far as figuring out what the hell it means to hope that someone is "not taking thanks".

he hopes you are not taken. thanks

:lol: I keep forgetting how to understand poor grammar with horrendous spelling mistakes - my brain just doesn't wanna! His reply when I asked him wtf that means was also bad:

I DONT KNOW BUT I THINK YOU LOOK GOOD ARE YOU SINGLE OR WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK TO I SING MAKE SONGS VIDEOS I NEED A WIFE

I informed him that he shouldn't ask questions if he doesn't know what they mean, my profession can be found by a quick glance at my bio, and maybe he should be checking out the okcupid/eharmony section of the internet if he's wanting a wife. Though a look at his profile shows him yelling at people that he wants to date/marry a pornstar. :hand: Twitter is not the place for that, sir, kindly take it to a dating site, and stop screaming at people, it's rude!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Not sure if it was the offer or lack of math skills, but the model was not swayed to accept.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Deleted member 22045]

"Open your tits bb"

I dunno about the rest of the ladies, but my titties don't have windows or doors on them :?

Last I checked... I don't think my titties have any either lmao

 

[Autumn_LoL]

LOOOOOOOL