Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Sevrin]

"Open your tits bb"

I dunno about the rest of the ladies, but my titties don't have windows or doors on them :?

Last I checked... I don't think my titties have any either lmao

Tits are the window to the soul.

 

[Deleted member 22045]

"Open your tits bb"

I dunno about the rest of the ladies, but my titties don't have windows or doors on them :?

Last I checked... I don't think my titties have any either lmao

Tits are the window to the soul.

OMG lol.... I love you.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Be more annoying, dude...

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ordhamflash: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fordhamflash: open wide & say ahhhhhh
fordhamflash: ipinched myself & it hurt
fordhamflash: so i aint dreamin!
fordhamflash: boca, si
fordhamflash: chocha, si
fordhamflash: u got a nice slice
fordhamflash: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fordhamflash: yer a blouse-buster
fordhamflash: how many buttons do u pop a day????
fordhamflash: ur sexy w. clothes on!
fordhamflash: ok baby
fordhamflash: dont ask twice
fordhamflash: omg
fordhamflash: Yhat's mine, right?
fordhamflash: ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fordhamflash: I'm in with beauty
fordhamflash: u've been abad girl

:roll:

 

[ComicOzzie]

First time I've ever seen a member ask the model for something in return for a rate and admire...

JuiceDick69: If I rate and admire could u flash that ripe bottom b4 I go?
JuiceDick69: Please

Sure dude, she will pay her bills with that. :lol:

 

[BlairLuxe]

First time I've ever seen a member ask the model for something in return for a rate and admire...

JuiceDick69: If I rate and admire could u flash that ripe bottom b4 I go?
JuiceDick69: Please

Sure dude, she will pay her bills with that. :lol:

Seriously, people ask me stuff like this all the time... It's pretty insulting.

 

[RebeccaT]

First time I've ever seen a member ask the model for something in return for a rate and admire...

JuiceDick69: If I rate and admire could u flash that ripe bottom b4 I go?
JuiceDick69: Please

Sure dude, she will pay her bills with that. :lol:

Seriously, people ask me stuff like this all the time... It's pretty insulting.

I had this in my room yesterday...I can't remember the guy's name though

 

[fandango]

First time I've ever seen a member ask the model for something in return for a rate and admire...

JuiceDick69: If I rate and admire could u flash that ripe bottom b4 I go?
JuiceDick69: Please

Sure dude, she will pay her bills with that. :lol:

Seriously, people ask me stuff like this all the time... It's pretty insulting.

I had this in my room yesterday...I can't remember the guy's name though

Best response I ever saw to some guy asking for something just for a rate and admire was the model smile real sweet and say "Sure I'll do that for you, first though you just need talk to my Landlord, bill providers and every store I ever go to to accept rates and admires as currency. Then I'll do whatever you want for your rate and admire, K hun".

Guy left immediately.

 

[LilyMarie]

 

[LailaBaise]

Ok big guy. :thumbleft:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Well, when you put it like that...no.

 

[AmberCutie]

Ok big guy. :thumbleft:

That was a confusing buncha hubbub, but I will agree that Skype has become too rampant on MFC and I wish girls would stick to doing groups and privates on the site instead. But I can't blame them tapping into that both for camscore reasons and to fulfill the massive requests for it from members.

 

[Sevrin]

Ok big guy. :thumbleft:

That was a confusing buncha hubbub, but I will agree that Skype has become too rampant on MFC and I wish girls would stick to doing groups and privates on the site instead. But I can't blame them tapping into that both for camscore reasons and to fulfill the massive requests for it from members.

I believe that Skype shows would pretty much disappear if MFC started allowing models to set their own rates.

 

[Nordling]

Ok big guy. :thumbleft:

That was a confusing buncha hubbub, but I will agree that Skype has become too rampant on MFC and I wish girls would stick to doing groups and privates on the site instead. But I can't blame them tapping into that both for camscore reasons and to fulfill the massive requests for it from members.

I believe that Skype shows would pretty much disappear if MFC started allowing models to set their own rates.

Good point. I almost never see/hear "Skype" mentioned on Streamate.

 

[AerynShade]

Ok big guy. :thumbleft:

That was a confusing buncha hubbub, but I will agree that Skype has become too rampant on MFC and I wish girls would stick to doing groups and privates on the site instead. But I can't blame them tapping into that both for camscore reasons and to fulfill the massive requests for it from members.

I believe that Skype shows would pretty much disappear if MFC started allowing models to set their own rates.

Good point. I almost never see/hear "Skype" mentioned on Streamate.

Lots of dudes on Chaturbate want Skype shows even though models can set their own rates there. But I don't think anyone has asked me for it on Streamate.

 

[ComicOzzie]

robjazz: Do you ever cum?

No robjazz, she is a frigid cam model.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

To a rather cute looking model.



This may come as a surprise, but he was perma banned.
:lol:

I think some just enjoy getting banned as much as possible.

 

[LilyMarie]

I was bored and checked out a guy's Chaturbate room today.

 

[WickedTouch]

This guy thinks he is out shopping...

 

[ACFFAN69]

This guy thinks he is out shopping...

At least he knows it's not a dating site!
Breeding site on the other hand... :?

 

[JordanBlack]

I was browsing my chat archives on mfc and found this gem:

gbergman: hey sexy how are you? do you have any chicken eggs in your kitchen? if so would u crack them into a funnel or bottle then pour the yokes into your ass or pussy

 

[swagger]

I was browsing my chat archives on mfc and found this gem:

gbergman: hey sexy how are you? do you have any chicken eggs in your kitchen? if so would u crack them into a funnel or bottle then pour the yokes into your ass or pussy

This might be the single greatest use of a gif ever!!!!

 

[Diana Blake]

This was from a while back but...the caps alone is bad enough but it's like this guy can't decide if he loves me or hates me.

 

[MrRodry]

Oh, imgur... :snooty:

 

[LexieBlair]

"i would suck you clit up and down like a small dick"

OMG. That is hilarious.

 

[LexieBlair]

To a rather cute looking model.



This may come as a surprise, but he was perma banned.
:lol:

I think some just enjoy getting banned as much as possible.

I am beginning to think the same thing.

 

[DuoShi]

In JoleneBrody's room just a minute or two ago

red_yoda has tipped JoleneBrody [X] tokens: 'this is so hot my dick is going to petrify and fall off and i'll still enjoy it'

O.O

 

[JoleneBrody]

Same fella!

"My goddamn dick is going to shoot off and enter an eccentric orbit" - red_yoda

Reds dick was rocking a choose your own adventure novel tonight! :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Another freeloader telling the model what to do with another member's tip...

canecoke: 14k tip and you can't show a titty?

:angry4:

 

[ComicOzzie]

HELLOIMNAKED: Hello, Just before I reach orgasm, I put a live bird in a bag and place the bag over my head.
HELLOIMNAKED: The wild pecking and scratching can seem intolerable, but if I dont lose too much blood, I can do this several times a month

:?

 

[LilyMarie]

HELLOIMNAKED: Hello, Just before I reach orgasm, I put a live bird in a bag and place the bag over my head.
HELLOIMNAKED: The wild pecking and scratching can seem intolerable, but if I dont lose too much blood, I can do this several times a month

:?

It's always amusing coming to this thread and seeing that people you've banned for general attention seeking craziness act even stranger in other rooms. :shock: