Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Cutie_Kisses]

smh

 

[Kiki Jane]

smh
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Curvy ladies, the line forms to the right! There's enough for all of you, as long as you suck for only one or two minutes and then walk away.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

YOU have honor! XD
Thank you for reporting that shit to models because it really means a lot. Camsites need more loyal members like that.

Thank you. But, IMO, it's nothing out of the ordinary and is how I view people should be in the first place.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

I tell them I'm not interested, then I copy/paste the conversation into a mfc email and send to the model.

I don't bother models with that crap, I pester support with that.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

I don't bother models with that crap, I pester support with that.

While support should ultimately be involved, I inform the models so they are aware of who the person is. One of the models I've informed commented that she had done a private with them recently, and something seemed "odd" in her words regarding the private. Didn't elaborate, and I didn't ask.

Of the times this has happened to me, I've also passed it on to support on all but once as the model said she was going to pursue it.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

While support should ultimately be involved, I inform the models so they are aware of who the person is. One of the models I've informed commented that she had done a private with them recently, and something seemed "odd" in her words regarding the private. Didn't elaborate, and I didn't ask.

Of the times this has happened to me, I've also passed it on to support on all but once as the model said she was going to pursue it.

Had one nut up on me about telling her, haven't done it since. Probably would if I knew the model.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Had one nut up on me about telling her, haven't done it since. Probably would if I knew the model.

It's been a while since it's happened to me, and I really only hang out in model rooms whom I've gotten to know. Rarely do Ivisit other rooms. So, I've never had an issue.

If a model has a problem with you reporting it to her, then perhaps she doesn't care?

 

[justjoinedtopost]

If a model has a problem with you reporting it to her, then perhaps she doesn't care?

Or she is a rotten ass

 

[Lollie Berrymilk]

can you lay on stomach on bed then I chat with you
yes better
I love it
can you legs straight on bed better
yes better
I love it
you look good ass clench
can you ass clench?
wow
I love it
keep go ass clench
you try both very fast ass clench
yes if you keep go both very faster ass clench then I will got gold for you 45min
you will see
you can head down then ass clench
keep go ass clench please
I love that
your legs little open on bed
yes better
try fast ass clench

Me: suuuure you will

And yep, just oddly specific demands, no gold, then he left.

 

[MarinaThyme]

Member: I am a dom and I want you to do as I say
Me: Cool, what are your boundaries and turn ons/offs?
Member: I dunno
*i explain my boundaries, turn ons, turn offs. Etc.*
Member: Ok
*i start getting frazzled*
Me: What are yours?
Member: Hmm... idk.
Me: FEJDJRJJQPD LTNCNDMAOTBGBD R FJRJW DXKFNRD XNSKWJR. S EJDJFBWJAKPFKDBEMAM WKRBFBWBE. SBDKGI ID CNYJTIE D YT? K DNNDMWNNE
Member: I'm busy.
*slams face into desk*

 

[EmptyKins]

Member for the fourth time this week: Do you have a round padded ottoman?
Me: Sorry but no. I just moved here I only have a mattress! Tip x amount for xyz and I'll get one!
Member one day later: Do you have a round padded-
Me: Ban -_-

 

[MarinaThyme]

Member for the fourth time this week: Do you have a round padded ottoman?
Me: Sorry but no. I just moved here I only have a mattress! Tip x amount for xyz and I'll get one!
Member one day later: Do you have a round padded-
Me: Ban -_-

Ottoman fetish?

 

[EmptyKins]

Ottoman fetish?

No no. Only a "round padded ottoman"

Anything less or even similar " oh I have a round ottoman!" Will result in quick departure from said member for not being "padded".

 

[Deleted member 37064]

No no. Only a "round padded ottoman"

Anything less or even similar " oh I have a round ottoman!" Will result in quick departure from said member for not being "padded".

Something specific from the person's younger years, or video that caught their fancy?

 

[Lollie Berrymilk]

just a back rub for a rating
cams loading
lowerback while she sits
pretty please

just a lowerback rub on her
while she sits
+12.00

Me: DID YOU JUST PRETEND TO TIP???
Him: *leaves*

 

[Ann_Sulu]

No no. Only a "round padded ottoman"

Anything less or even similar " oh I have a round ottoman!" Will result in quick departure from said member for not being "padded".

Yup I've seen this guy. Alas, I unfortunately don't have a round padded ottoman.

 

[CoffeeKnight]

Yup I've seen this guy. Alas, I unfortunately don't have a round padded ottoman.

I love that not only is this a thing but he's hit up several models here looking for a round padded ottoman. I probably don't want to know, but there has to be a story there.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I love that not only is this a thing but he's hit up several models here looking for a round padded ottoman. I probably don't want to know, but there has to be a story there.

There are members who we models kinda grow attached to even. I'm not talking regulars, but members who we've heard of throughout the years. On occasion I'll see a model post about one I haven't heard about for a while, and be like "I'm glad cheese slice guy is still around" or something like that.

 

[MarinaThyme]

There are members who we models kinda grow attached to even. I'm not talking regulars, but members who we've heard of throughout the years. On occasion I'll see a model post about one I haven't heard about for a while, and be like "I'm glad cheese slice guy is still around" or something like that.

Maybe I ought to promote myself as the proud owner of a brand new round padded ottoman and see what happens?

 

[Magnolia]

This dude spends his time photoshopping naked pictures of himself into people's pics. Some people need to pick up knitting or something, this is what happens when someone has too much time on their hands.

 

[CoffeeKnight]

There are members who we models kinda grow attached to even. I'm not talking regulars, but members who we've heard of throughout the years. On occasion I'll see a model post about one I haven't heard about for a while, and be like "I'm glad cheese slice guy is still around" or something like that.

That is weirdly sweet and endearing. I love it.

Maybe I ought to promote myself as the proud owner of a brand new round padded ottoman and see what happens?

Man, I gotta get into ottoman porn. I feel like I'm missing out. lol

This dude spends his time photoshopping naked pictures of himself into people's pics. Some people need to pick up knitting or something, this is what happens when someone has too much time on their hands.

Oh my goodness. Why would someone do that? Just why. They aren't even flattering pictures or well photoshopped to be honest.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Member for the fourth time this week: Do you have a round padded ottoman?
Me: Sorry but no. I just moved here I only have a mattress! Tip x amount for xyz and I'll get one!
Member one day later: Do you have a round padded-
Me: Ban -_-

I love dudes who make the rounds asking for an item, and can't remember who they've already asked.

 

[EmptyKins]

2nd member of the day: I'm a virgin and I really want to eat my cum in front of you
Me: Go for it lets go exclusive!
Member: I'm only 20 so I'm broke could you put your rates to 99cents/minute so I can show you the whole thing?
Me: -_- ban

 

[Emberblaze]

2nd member of the day: I'm a virgin and I really want to eat my cum in front of you
Me: Go for it lets go exclusive!
Member: I'm only 20 so I'm broke could you put your rates to 99cents/minute so I can show you the whole thing?
Me: -_- ban

I tell these people I'm not a charity for poor and underprivileged cocks.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Hi, my name is Saffron and I am a goddamn troll.

 

[fandango]

This dude spends his time photoshopping naked pictures of himself into people's pics. Some people need to pick up knitting or something, this is what happens when someone has too much time on their hands.

I regret clicking that link.

Quick wheres the unsee button?

 

[Kiki Jane]

Maybe I ought to promote myself as the proud owner of a brand new round padded ottoman and see what happens?

If it's the same guy I heard about... Apparently, even if you do have a round, padded ottoman, and he does a show with you, he's not satisfied under the show. He barks at you to do weird positions, stays for like 2 minutes, then comes back afterwards in free chat to tell you how disappointed he is.

Unless there's two weird ottoman guys, a nice one and a bitchy one... Hmm...

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@Kiki Jane See. I'm spiteful enough where I now kinda want to buy one, so I can reject him saying he's not good enough for my ottoman.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

There's gotta be something about this guy... Wonder if he saw a few RedTube videos where someone was bent over the ottoman (which can be hot, I've seen a few... ) Or, it's something from his childhood, if it's something like @Kiki Jane mentions with the different commands.

Definitely an interesting fetish...

 

[Tartan]

Sounds like he just needs to go on a trip to Ikea